TW Caption Competition Part 2

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:02 pm

Gertie explains her new method of 'persuading' Mark Owen to share her life.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:05 pm

The ritual of serving Hog Testicles began with a huge Chopper.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:07 pm

Ouch!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:12 pm

warthog wrote:Ouch!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:18 pm

Ridley Scott's new film about a psychotic pensioner: Blade Nana.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:20 pm

Sean Bean's gran demonstrates her footballing alliegance

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:28 pm

Tonight on QVC we have the amazing wunda-blade! For just £37.99 or a first payment of £10.00 and then three monthly payments of £9.33 this amazing new kitchen implement could be yours. Ever needed to cut something like vegetables or meat and just not had the tool for the job? Then wunda-blade is for you.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:34 pm

Little Green Man wrote:To celebrate Glasgow's recent award of 'City of Knife Culture 2008', I offer you the following:

Grandma gives a graphic demonstration of exactly what she'll do if any more cowboys tell her that her drive needs asphalting.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:38 pm

Boots' decision to start stocking sex toys caused Mrs Jones some concern when she opened her new 12 inch Silver Pork Sword.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:40 pm

Wrinkle Cut.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:10 pm

100 of the strangest ever things removed from the human rectum. Number four.................

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:14 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

100 of the strangest ever things removed from the human rectum. Number four.................

Number 5, the knife

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:56 pm

The eighteen-year-old blonde beauty presenting on the Shopping Channel finally realised that, when the producer said "That 50-piece cutlery set is not going for a penny less than £150, no matter how long it takes!"... he meant it.

superloop · Post by **superloop** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:36 pm

Grandma attempts to "balance the knife in the palm of her hand" was'nt really exciting the crowd

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:12 am

So who stinks of piss now, huh?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:14 am

Use 'red eye reducer' or else!

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:45 am

Nebber old a dife ib your moud!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:49 am

The lovely Debbie McGee postponed retirement plans and carried on the act.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:50 am

Hey, Digger. Good to see you back, although you seem to have developed a speech impediment.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:00 pm

Well, I was going to give it to Boss Hog for "Gertie explains her new method of 'persuading' Mark Owen to share her life". However, I have no desire to become Little Green Eunuch. So the winner is Mr. Rioja for this corker:

"Wrinkle Cut"

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