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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:26 pm

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communistworkethic wrote:Stewards: they're officious bullying gobshites with a Little Hitler Complex.
How do you know this? Have you personally spoken to every single steward in the country?? Or is it just your opinion, because one told you off one time?

Dont stewards just uphold the rules which you should know fully about in the first place? If they didnt do their jobs would'nt they be releived of their position. In the picture the stewards really look as though they are enjoying themselves. If you ask me they just want all the chavs to sit down and stop causeing needless bother and trying to show off how 'ard they are (hard being a perception they gained whilst idolising danny dyer)
Hahahahahahahahahahahhaaha!!

I think this is a whole different thread.
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:10 pm

Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Stewards: they're officious bullying gobshites with a Little Hitler Complex.
How do you know this? Have you personally spoken to every single steward in the country??
I don't know about Commie - but I can confirm that I have now spoken to every single steward in the country - right down to Div.3 - and including the scottish leagues - and I can confirm that every single one of them is a bullying gobshite with a Little Hitler Complex.

I hope that clears that one up...

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Post by Gertie » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:13 pm

My friend Emma was a steward at Scarborough but quit just before they were relegated to Conference. She wasn't a bullying gobshite with a Little Hitler Complex.

Perhaps that's why she didn't get on.

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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:38 pm

I spoke to her - but she told me she'd quit - so I couldn't count her... shame that, because she would have totally disproved the thesis.. 8)

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:30 pm

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Fart From The Madding Crowd: A 'pull-my-finger' jape goes tragically wrong.

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Post by Bungle » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:52 pm

oops

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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:11 pm

sorry - what was that? I couldn't read what you typed, I was momentarily distracted by somethig.... err...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:53 pm

Sorry about the delay, it's just that I've been scratching my head for a while trying to fathom out Mr. Bloodlines entry :conf:

Anyway, the Winner is "Fart From The Madding Crowd: A 'pull-my-finger' jape goes tragically wrong" from Little Green Man.

This may come as a shock, but that's because I thought it to be the best one.


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Post by Gertie » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:58 pm

Oh no you didn't pick Hoggie.... He'll tell me off AGAIN!!!

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:00 pm

Gertie wrote:Oh no you didn't pick Hoggie.... He'll tell me off AGAIN!!!
:clique:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:02 pm

Gertie wrote:Oh no you didn't pick Hoggie.... He'll tell me off AGAIN!!!
Sorry, bessie mate. :mrgreen:
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry about the delay, it's just that I've been scratching my head for a while trying to fathom out Mr. Bloodlines entry :conf:

Anyway, the Winner is "Fart From The Madding Crowd: A 'pull-my-finger' jape goes tragically wrong" from Little Green Man.

This may come as a shock, but that's because I thought it to be the best one.


On ya go, Little'un.
Thank you very much, BR.

First a quick apology. I was being mischeivous about warty's previous entry. I was always intending to declare Bruce the winner. Please don't (pretend to) fall out on my account. To recompense, I'll let the Hog pick the picture for the next one (and judge it too - as I'm on my jollies for a few days).

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:41 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry about the delay, it's just that I've been scratching my head for a while trying to fathom out Mr. Bloodlines entry :conf:

Anyway, the Winner is "Fart From The Madding Crowd: A 'pull-my-finger' jape goes tragically wrong" from Little Green Man.

This may come as a shock, but that's because I thought it to be the best one.


On ya go, Little'un.
Thank you very much, BR.

First a quick apology. I was being mischeivous about warty's previous entry. I was always intending to declare Bruce the winner. Please don't (pretend to) fall out on my account. To recompense, I'll let the Hog pick the picture for the next one (and judge it too - as I'm on my jollies for a few days).
I think it would be appropriate if you posted the next pic LGM, cheers
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:42 pm

And what was wrong with the one warty put up?

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:46 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:And what was wrong with the one warty put up?
It was taken down.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:48 pm

I know that. Am I missing summat?

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:53 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:I know that. Am I missing summat?
Nothing you should be concerned about SJM



Here's the next pic, go nuts peeps:


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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:05 pm

can't see the pic
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