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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:28 am

" .... Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney apparently keeps Coleen entertained with catchphrases from Little Britain and the Catherine Tate Show.

He is often heard screaming "I'm a lady" and also mimics chav schoolgirl Lauren's catchprase "Am I bovvered?" ... " (Star)

So, Wayne Rooney MIMICS being a chav does he ????????

Talk about putting the cart before the horse.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:57 am

bobo the clown wrote:" .... Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney apparently keeps Coleen entertained with catchphrases from Little Britain and the Catherine Tate Show.

He is often heard screaming "I'm a lady" and also mimics chav schoolgirl Lauren's catchprase "Am I bovvered?" ... " (Star)

So, Wayne Rooney MIMICS being a chav does he ????????

Talk about putting the cart before the horse.
Some people are easily entertained it seems. :mrgreen:
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:12 am

am I bothered?
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:39 am

It would be quite amusing if next hime he got sent off he just looked at the referee and said 'Am I bovvered?'.... or has he already done that?
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Post by Little Campo » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:23 pm

Henrik's fan club wrote:It would be quite amusing if next hime he got sent off he just looked at the referee and said 'Am I bovvered?'.... or has he already done that?
Thats a bit complex for our Wayne.

It's more F**K off :wink:
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Post by wovlad » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:24 pm

Little Campo wrote:
Henrik's fan club wrote:It would be quite amusing if next hime he got sent off he just looked at the referee and said 'Am I bovvered?'.... or has he already done that?
Thats a bit complex for our Wayne.

It's more F**K off :wink:
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Post by Don Alonso » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:58 pm

I can just see him saying to Colleen, "I'm the only semi-literate violent chav in this house".
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:38 pm

Didn't he once say something insightful, like "Once a blue, always a blue"? :roll:
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Post by jmjhb » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:07 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Didn't he once say something insightful, like "Once a blue, always a blue"? :roll:
From Wikipedia: His love for his home town club was famously bore out when he wore a T-shirt reading "Once a blue, Always a blue".
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Post by mofgimmers » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:07 pm

Henrik's fan club wrote:It would be quite amusing if next hime he got sent off he just looked at the referee and said 'Am I bovvered?'.... or has he already done that?
Even better if he yelled 'I'm a lady'
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