Dingles hire PR Agency in fans push

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:42 am

In a bid to boost attendances Rovers have hired Manchester PR agency Brazen. The club wants to "generate more positive stories nationally, as it tend sto be overshadowed by bigger clubs in the northwest". The agncy's first task will be to encourage turnout for the club's local derby against Bolton Wanderers on 22nd October.

Now firstly, you have to check out the website of Brazen. www.brazenpr.com

Secondly that's one less manchester PR agency a certain someone claims to be a director of.

Thirdly, let's all laugh at the dingles thinking that they can swell their crowds with "national coverage". Do they think they'll attract some new prawn-sandwich eating followers from London with a few stories of how good their pies are??

Codo_BWFC · Post by **Codo_BWFC** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:48 am

what an useless idea they will gain now more than 30 fans if even that. They may lose some!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:10 pm

They could have come to me! I would have spent their budget for them. Bastards.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:58 pm

is this the PR agency that every single campaign involves tits and ass?......

sorry, i've just looked at their website. it clearly is

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:13 pm

BLACKBURN ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB WISH TO ANNOUNCE!:

In a bid to encourage our fans to actually come to football matches instead of attacking coaches and cars of opposing fans, the club will provide an hours free entertainment before all home matches. This will be inside the stadium after you have paid,as it is feared people will turn up for the free bit if held on the carpark, then piss off home and watch the match on Sky.

Amongst the free entertainment will be such local favourites as "The Big Belly Banjo Pluckers" ,A "How many meat pies can you eat in 5 seconds?" (pies free), competition, A welly throwing competition, A display of axe throwing with pictures of the opposing team as targets, "Head a coconut and score a goal from twenty yards" and a display of whisky distilling by the Darwen Hillbillies, a family of two hundred relations. The "whiskey will be on sale for those who have never bought it before. Each bottle carries a health warning and the manufacturers are not responsible for after effects.

Supporters from Darwen and surrounding districts are asked to park their mules outside the town centre and not on the Asda or MacDonalds car parks please, as last home match it took three days to shift the shit away. And now to the football,
er,................ah, kick off at 3-0 clock. Team to be picked from anyone who turns up.

Er, come on you Blues!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:14 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:is this the PR agency that every single campaign involves tits and ass?......

seems right for blackburn

Leyther_Matt · Post by **Leyther_Matt** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:01 pm

communistworkethic wrote:In a bid to boost attendances Rovers have hired Manchester PR agency Brazen. The club wants to "generate more positive stories nationally, as it tend sto be overshadowed by bigger clubs in the northwest". The agncy's first task will be to encourage turnout for the club's local derby against Bolton Wanderers on 22nd October.

Now firstly, you have to check out the website of Brazen. www.brazenpr.com

Secondly that's one less manchester PR agency a certain someone claims to be a director of.

Thirdly, let's all laugh at the dingles thinking that they can swell their crowds with "national coverage". Do they think they'll attract some new prawn-sandwich eating followers from London with a few stories of how good their pies are??

That's been Kilmarnock's main marketing ploy for years, the thieving Dingle bastards!