Only in Yorkshire, Fish and Chips scandal

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:47 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 126476.stm

what a joke

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:58 am

A spokeswoman for Wakefield Council said the authority had too much time and money on its hands and as such would not rest until the offending chip shop owner had been hunted down like the dog that he is.

Meanwhile in other news, Wakefield based war veteran and pensioner Albert Woodard, 82, is facing his third winter without street lights outside his home. Albert, who pays nearly £550 a year in council tax and only moved into his purpose built flat three years ago said he had spoken to the council no less than 20 times over the last two years but without progress being made. A spokeswoman for Wakefield Council said the fault was in the hands of the house builders and was nothing to do with them.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:09 pm

Dealing with Councils in Yorkshire a lot through work, I'd love to say I was surprised.

But I'd be lying.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:11 pm

i'm still reading it and can't help but feel i'm missing something

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:29 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:i'm still reading it and can't help but feel i'm missing something

They're just trying to cod everyone. Whover made the complaint should be battered.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:30 pm

I'm not convinced, it all sounds a bit fishy to me...

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:40 pm

Who has beeen tipping the scales of justice?

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:44 pm

Wakefield is a reet shit plaice

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:50 pm

Aye and some of the women are right trouts too

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:14 pm

at least the fish and chippy guy will be breaming with pride at the national coverage

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:16 pm

He'll be thanking Cod for it

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:32 pm

Any more puns? Feel free to chip in.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:33 pm

Oh for the "Piece of Cod that passeth all understanding"....

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:34 pm

I've haddock with these posts!

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:35 pm

Whys everyone still carp-ing on about this

Sorry I'll get my coat

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:37 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:Whys everyone still carp-ing on about this

Sorry I'll get my coat

Are you travelling by car or by motor pike.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:37 pm

This thread is spiraling out of control. Time to say tartar.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:39 pm

Perhaps its time to bring the thread to eel

OMG thats terrible I'm so sorry

But I'll be walking off it helps build your mussels

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:41 pm

this is great!! kipperm comin guys!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:43 pm

I can remember going through this elsewhere when we signed Mark Fish - it went on for days...

still, I suppose this is a fresh app-roach

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