What would you buy TW for Xmas??

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:05 am

Just a few ideas for the memebers of TW... Sorry I couldn't think of something for everyone. If you have better ideas let me know. And you better be good, because I'm making a list and checking it twice!!!

Tango: dance lessons with Erin (from that Dancing show)
Soldier: WWE Smackdown tickets for every one in the series (plus time off from serving the Queen and country)
Commie: 10 bottles of vodka and every film Kate Beckinsdale has been in on DVD
Sluffy: Shares in Google
DSB : Baby sitting vouchers (twins – my mind boogles)
Bish : A nice comfy computer chair with arms
Brucie : A vineyard in Shiraz
Monty : Maple Leafs hockey tickets (joke Monty please don’t kill me)
Crazy : Years supply of chips (and DVD of Take That concert)
Dave Lee’s Hair : Voucher for a wax (for the man in your aviator)
Daxter: Life sized cut out of Diouf and notebook with a pencil for his journalism classes
Hoggie : Free pints in the Black Bull
Bench : Strike it Lucky Board Game
Keveh : The girl from Lost
SKD : A froggie companion for Bruno
Batman : FM2008 and a computer to play it on (sorry mrs Batman)
Blurred : Shellsuit or an away goal
His Royalness : His own private train to work and home
Mummy : the opposite of anti-aging cream and private coaching with Tiger and a Dutch phrase book
Super John : Three weeks supply of booze
Hoolio : A team worthy of 2 seasons in the Premierleague

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:06 am

I'd buy a forum that worked properly!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:08 am

Oi Commie, you wanna swop?

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:15 am

Ooooh that'd hurt!!!

It'd also keep them in business for a while having to wax me!!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:21 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:Ooooh that'd hurt!!!

It'd also keep them in business for a while having to wax me!!

It stings for a minute, and the she rubs in nice cool soothing lotion

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:24 am

Mine will do nicely thanks Gertie. Spot on.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:31 am

Tango: A copy of Come Dancing 2006 edition and a religion thread free Xmas.
Soldier: A Smackdown thread free Xmas.
Commie: A pint from me after actually being remembered in my round!
Sluffy: Zelda 'A link to the past'
DSB : A good nights sleep. Oh and a razor.
Bish : The lazy boy 2000
Brucie : To have people stop pointing at him and shouting "See I told you he was still alive!"
Monty : A pair of black socks.
Crazy : A small vase, to fill the gap on his fireplace were the Smackdown trophy used to be.
Dave Lee’s Hair : The rest of David Lee
Daxter: Valium
Hoggie : A certificate from Sam for the most dedicated supporter of the year.
Bench : Cement for his swimming pool
Keveh : A personal reminder with an alarm for the Chelsea game
SKD : Kermit
Batman : A copy of 'The Smackdowns' from the very start to the present day!
Blurred : A new e-mail address that I don't know about
Mummy : A copy of 'The firm'
Gertie : The Mark Owen calender 2007 (after it's been vandalised with an ink pen)

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:31 am

Gertie wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:Ooooh that'd hurt!!!

It'd also keep them in business for a while having to wax me!!
It stings for a minute, and the she rubs in nice cool soothing lotion

I'm sold!! Ass long as they take care round the nipples

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:32 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Tango: A copy of Come Dancing 2006 edition and a religion thread free Xmas.
Soldier: A Smackdown thread free Xmas.
Commie: A pint from me after actually being remembered in my round!
Sluffy: Zelda 'A link to the past'
DSB : A good nights sleep. Oh and a razor.
Bish : The comfy chair 2000
Brucie : To have people stop pointing at him and shouting "See I told you he was still alive!"
Monty : A pair of black socks.
Crazy : A small vase, to fill the gap on his fireplace were the Smackdown trothy used to be.
Dave Lee’s Hair : The rest of David Lee
Daxter: Valium
Hoggie : A certificate from Sam for the most dedicated supporter of the year.
Bench : Cement for his swimming pool
Keveh : A personal reminder with an alarm for the Chelsea game
SKD : Kermit
Batman : A copy of 'The Smackdowns' from the very start to the present day!
Blurred : A new e-mail address that I don't know about
Mummy : A copy of 'The firm'

SOTWA There's a bit too muchh of me as there is i don't wwant anymore!!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:51 am

Tango: dance lessons with Lilia to go with the ones from Erin.
Soldier: A laptop with sound that works.
Commie: A Che Guevara T-shirt and an audience with the Pope.

Sluffy: A Wanderers track-suit.
DSB : To win next year's Smackdown.
Bish : A La-zee Boy Chair with built in bar.
Brucie : A pin-stripe suit .
Monty : Printed copies of all my novels.
Crazy : Free chips for a year.
Dave Lee’s Hair : A left back.
Daxter: A night out with Dioufy and Pedersen.
Hoggie :A free season ticket.
Bench : A voodo doll of Soldier.
Keveh : His dream computer site software.
SKD : A date with super Kev.
Batman : Cat Woman.
Blurred : A set of wooden clubs.
His Royalness : A job in charge of Railtrack.
Mummy : A round of golf with Rumpole of the Bailey.
Super John : All Super John's videos.
Hoolio : A Bolton season ticket.
Gertie: A private box at a Take That concert at the London Palladium, chilled champagne and a big box of Black Magic for thinking about us all..

All in the best possible taste, of course.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:58 am

All I want for Christmas is 3 points on the 23rd December

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:43 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Tango: A copy of Come Dancing 2006 edition and a religion thread free Xmas.
Soldier: A Smackdown thread free Xmas.
Commie: A pint from me after actually being remembered in my round!
Sluffy: Zelda 'A link to the past'
DSB : A good nights sleep. Oh and a razor.
Bish : The comfy chair 2000
Brucie : To have people stop pointing at him and shouting "See I told you he was still alive!"
Monty : A pair of black socks.
Crazy : A small vase, to fill the gap on his fireplace were the Smackdown trothy used to be.
Dave Lee’s Hair : The rest of David Lee
Daxter: Valium
Hoggie : A certificate from Sam for the most dedicated supporter of the year.
Bench : Cement for his swimming pool
Keveh : A personal reminder with an alarm for the Chelsea game
SKD : Kermit
Batman : A copy of 'The Smackdowns' from the very start to the present day!
Blurred : A new e-mail address that I don't know about
Mummy : A copy of 'The firm'

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:44 am

Brilliant! That's me with a greenmould solitary tangerine at the bottom of the sodding stocking again.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:47 am

And Zulu: A signed portrait of Lieutenant Bromhead and a deep-sea fishing trip with Michael Caine.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:05 pm

That'll do just fine TD!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:17 pm

Typical I get fook all

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:19 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:DSB : A good nights sleep. Oh and a razor.

Got a razor, SotWA. That office pic of me (to which I assume you refer!) was a few days before the kids' Halloween/Scooby Doo fancy-dress party, which I attended as Shaggy, necessitating a little chin-strap beard, to which I whittled down from the goatee-and-fuzz combo.
http://www.the-wanderer.co.uk/boards/vi ... 545#184545

Nice offer with the kip though. Combine it with Gertie's baby-sitting, maybe I can go off for a weekend somewhere peaceful

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:21 pm

Raven wrote:Typical I get fook all

Okay then, the Complete Works of Edgar Allen-Poe and a semi-detatched in Ladybridge.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:24 pm

Zulu : A six month 'How to drink with squaddies' course

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:26 pm

Raven wrote:Typical I get fook all

Raven : I train ticket out of Biiiiiiiiiiiiirmingham

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