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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:27 pm

Hoboh wrote: To be fair GTE, taking into consideration, in my view anyway, the restrictive parking and access to the building, the actual size of the apartments, the fact it's hemmed in by two much larger rather close neighbouring properties and it's one saving grace the river frontage I'd pay no more than 350 thou each so 700 thou in total.
I agree it's apples and oranges but for over a million I'd personally want more space in the property and distance from neighbours, I know that hardly applies in London and certain select places and the age of the buyer but for me I'd have to be a river nut and desperately want it to pay the asking price.
...or spot the potential for long-term very lucrative holiday lets - which, in Dartmouth, can be done all year round.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:28 pm

thebish wrote:are you planning a move to devon or summat? If so - give us plenty of warning, eh? :wink:

(Yelverton's a sh*thole!)
Not at the moment :D

To be honest given the prices in Devon, Cornwall is a better bet.

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Post by thebish » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:29 pm

Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:are you planning a move to devon or summat? If so - give us plenty of warning, eh? :wink:

(Yelverton's a sh*thole!)
Not at the moment :D

To be honest given the prices in Devon, Cornwall is a better bet.

fecking economic migrant... bugger off back where you came from! :wink:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:33 pm

thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote: To be fair GTE, taking into consideration, in my view anyway, the restrictive parking and access to the building, the actual size of the apartments, the fact it's hemmed in by two much larger rather close neighbouring properties and it's one saving grace the river frontage I'd pay no more than 350 thou each so 700 thou in total.
I agree it's apples and oranges but for over a million I'd personally want more space in the property and distance from neighbours, I know that hardly applies in London and certain select places and the age of the buyer but for me I'd have to be a river nut and desperately want it to pay the asking price.
...or spot the potential for long-term very lucrative holiday lets - which, in Dartmouth, can be done all year round.
Not for me to be honest, if I chose to move there I'd be in permanent residence, I think too many holiday lets take the mickey out of the locals in a lot of places. There is room for a few but some places are over run with them.

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Post by thebish » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:37 pm

Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote: To be fair GTE, taking into consideration, in my view anyway, the restrictive parking and access to the building, the actual size of the apartments, the fact it's hemmed in by two much larger rather close neighbouring properties and it's one saving grace the river frontage I'd pay no more than 350 thou each so 700 thou in total.
I agree it's apples and oranges but for over a million I'd personally want more space in the property and distance from neighbours, I know that hardly applies in London and certain select places and the age of the buyer but for me I'd have to be a river nut and desperately want it to pay the asking price.
...or spot the potential for long-term very lucrative holiday lets - which, in Dartmouth, can be done all year round.
Not for me to be honest, if I chose to move there I'd be in permanent residence, I think too many holiday lets take the mickey out of the locals in a lot of places. There is room for a few but some places are over run with them.
tourism is a blessing and a curse for Dartmouth... it prices locals out of houses - but it is the heart of their entire economy... without it, the whole place would dry up.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:45 pm

thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote: To be fair GTE, taking into consideration, in my view anyway, the restrictive parking and access to the building, the actual size of the apartments, the fact it's hemmed in by two much larger rather close neighbouring properties and it's one saving grace the river frontage I'd pay no more than 350 thou each so 700 thou in total.
I agree it's apples and oranges but for over a million I'd personally want more space in the property and distance from neighbours, I know that hardly applies in London and certain select places and the age of the buyer but for me I'd have to be a river nut and desperately want it to pay the asking price.
...or spot the potential for long-term very lucrative holiday lets - which, in Dartmouth, can be done all year round.
Not for me to be honest, if I chose to move there I'd be in permanent residence, I think too many holiday lets take the mickey out of the locals in a lot of places. There is room for a few but some places are over run with them.
tourism is a blessing and a curse for Dartmouth... it prices locals out of houses - but it is the heart of their entire economy... without it, the whole place would dry up.
Not if it rains again this year like it has been doing :wink:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:13 am

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/36117976" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Fairly inconsequential story to all but the participants, but in it we have someone making claims of sexism coz they're peeved they've been dropped. I am against sexism, which is why I don't think the women and men's football should be reported separately. They should be reported on an importance/support for the league basis, so I'd expect Leicester's female Premiership centre forward in the Prem to get similar coverage to Vardy.

But back to the story. This is a cyclist. Surely the reality is, if your team members can't see past your ass, then that could be somewhat limiting to them, as well as a health and safety hazard. Maybe they could use "wide load" markings, like vans and trucks, but I'm not sure how well that'd work for world class cycling teams.

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Post by Hoboh » Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:15 pm

Worthy4England wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/36117976

Fairly inconsequential story to all but the participants, but in it we have someone making claims of sexism coz they're peeved they've been dropped. I am against sexism, which is why I don't think the women and men's football should be reported separately. They should be reported on an importance/support for the league basis, so I'd expect Leicester's female Premiership centre forward in the Prem to get similar coverage to Vardy.

But back to the story. This is a cyclist. Surely the reality is, if your team members can't see past your ass, then that could be somewhat limiting to them, as well as a health and safety hazard. Maybe they could use "wide load" markings, like vans and trucks, but I'm not sure how well that'd work for world class cycling teams.
Actually, I'm fairly sure any red bloodied male would want to finish behind her, no? :lol:

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:42 pm

^^ AND he'd have somewhere to park !!
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:43 pm

:lol:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:16 pm

I think someone posted on here some chat about the bogs that were 'COBS" and "PENS"... (male and femal swans)

these would have me stumped....

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hmmm... salads - often seen as lady-food... BUT - has the word "lads" in it... so... which is which?? :conf:

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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:35 pm

I'm guessing the phrase "I'm just going to shake me lettuce" hasn't made it down there yet then?

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:40 pm

I like mi pasta al dente?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:20 am

thebish wrote:I think someone posted on here some chat about the bogs that were 'COBS" and "PENS"... (male and femal swans)
Yes, it was me. Stood bursting for a piss in The Swan at Newby Bridge, thinking - Oh fantastic - a fecking quiz!
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:02 pm

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/cro ... ocid=edgsp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Blimey, I've seen quite a bit recently about 'Croc' attacks, one's to steer clear of methinks.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:I think someone posted on here some chat about the bogs that were 'COBS" and "PENS"... (male and femal swans)
Yes, it was me. Stood bursting for a piss in The Swan at Newby Bridge, thinking - Oh fantastic - a fecking quiz!


Pictoral toilet signs have to be the best option, although I imagine there'd be some people complaining it reinforces outdated stereotypes of binary gender identities etc

Had a mate who went into the wrong bogs in Germany as he saw 'Damen' and thought it was for 'da men'.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:37 pm

Beefheart wrote: Had a mate who went into the wrong bogs in Germany as he saw 'Damen' and thought it was for 'da men'.
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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:40 pm

Beefheart wrote: Pictoral toilet signs have to be the best option, although I imagine there'd be some people complaining it reinforces outdated stereotypes of binary gender identities etc
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:32 pm

Beefheart wrote: Had a mate who went into the wrong bogs in Germany as he saw 'Damen' and thought it was for 'da men'.
Believe it or not my mother went in herren thinking it the opposite of 'his 'un' so it works both ways. :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:38 pm

Woman on a repeat of an episode of The Chase yesterday was asked:
"How many pennies were there in a groat?" She repied.."Four".
When asked why she said:"Well, it sounds like a goat and goats have four legs!" :shock: ....... :lol:
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