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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:26 pm

Hales goes for 18. 56-1...
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:29 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:45 pm

Compton gone for 1. 67-2
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:35 pm

England 279-6 (Woakes 23, Bairstow 107) at stumps. Bairstow lived a bit dangerously from the sound of things (I've been out with the wife most of the afternoon buying jolly things like geraniums and hulking great sacks of compost and stuff) so going to wtch the highlights on T.V at 7-0'clock.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:31 pm

416 all out. Jonny Bairstow a cracking 166.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:31 pm

Sri Lanka 162 for 1 at stumps. No walkover this time then.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:54 pm

After dismissing Sri Lanka for 288 we're now 50-3. Root and Vince out to successive balls.
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Post by thebish » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:30 pm

3-0 one-day win! Nice :-)
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:30 pm

What the hell was Root thinking there?

Ok a tough target and Pakistan favourites, but we've given away two wickets in Root and Hales with very loose shots.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:02 pm

Add Moeen Ali to the list of English players just throwing wickets away recklessly.

Batting line up needs a bit of work in my view. We are exposed against any sort of half decent bowling. Even against poor bowling we struggle at times.
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:59 pm

303-3 out of which Vince and Hales have managed 28 between them...I'm thinking Ballance might need to score a few, otherwise the three of 'em will be looking fairly suspect...
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:30 pm

Aaaaaannnnnd Taxi for Ballance...
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:51 pm

20-20 at the oval tonight for a stag do. No idea where i am, but pure and chips cost 8.50, and was the most cost effective feed.
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:03 pm

That pure is bloody expensive...
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:33 pm

Phone. Pie and chips. Pie. Eight fifty
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jul 23, 2016 7:11 am

Prufrock wrote:Phone. Pie and chips. Pie. Eight fifty
Fray Benton Steak Puddings, microwavable in 90sec. £1.10 in Sainsbury's ... & very good they are too.

Bit of gravy made with Bisto thickening granules and either make or buy your chips (as chippy chips are different).

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:06 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Phone. Pie and chips. Pie. Eight fifty
Fray Benton Steak Puddings, microwavable in 90sec. £1.10 in Sainsbury's ... & very good they are too.

Bit of gravy made with Bisto thickening granules and either make or buy your chips (as chippy chips are different).

Glad to help.
Think he might struggle for microwave and gravy granules at the Oval......
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:12 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Phone. Pie and chips. Pie. Eight fifty
Fray Benton Steak Puddings, microwavable in 90sec. £1.10 in Sainsbury's ... & very good they are too.

Bit of gravy made with Bisto thickening granules and either make or buy your chips (as chippy chips are different).

Glad to help.
Think he might struggle for microwave and gravy granules at the Oval......
Aaaah. Got me.
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:45 am

bobo the clown wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Phone. Pie and chips. Pie. Eight fifty
Fray Benton Steak Puddings, microwavable in 90sec. £1.10 in Sainsbury's ... & very good they are too.

Bit of gravy made with Bisto thickening granules and either make or buy your chips (as chippy chips are different).

Glad to help.
Think he might struggle for microwave and gravy granules at the Oval......
Aaaah. Got me.
We'll have CERN look into remote control long range microwave or arsey LRM as the scientists call it...
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Post by thebish » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:48 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Phone. Pie and chips. Pie. Eight fifty
Fray Benton Steak Puddings, microwavable in 90sec. £1.10 in Sainsbury's ... & very good they are too.

Bit of gravy made with Bisto thickening granules and either make or buy your chips (as chippy chips are different).

Glad to help.
Bobo's been left in on his own again... :(
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