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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:02 pm

Curtain rises on the second act. Tower ads for boilers, bathroom tiles and stuff all done..Homers to touch leather first. And....we begin....
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:05 pm

And....the homers work it about as Zico tells us his feet are nice and warm. And, meanwhile, on the pitch...er, in a minute....come on lads....ah, we have it, Spearing gets it back to Ben....and mic lads have another chat. Spearing gets a free kick for us, no team changes it seems, Madine and.......we score..... :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:07 pm

Madine nods one in and Henry wallops the net....1-0 Bolton.... :oyea:
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:10 pm

Get in!!! Henry with a cracker! 0-1 COYWM!!
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Tickety boo! :pissed:

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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:11 pm

Micman reckons the home support may turn on the players. Anyway, Taylor goes and ( mic man reckons we may have 1000 faithful in attendance) . Townsend, Ward, Chungy, Ledley, Townsend and....Ben's caught everything tonight claims Zico. Now Madine doesn't get a free kick and back they come. Townsend, Kelly, Ward.....Flamini, Kai-Kai....Frier, and Beaavers and Spearing clear. And it all ends back with Ben. Wilson now and....Henry and....and cleared to Chungy who gets a good header in but is fouled by Wilson...
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:14 pm

We clear and break, Zac goes, Vela, Henry, Wilson and Henry and.....it goes backwards. Madine wins a free kick and gets the good words from micman and Zico. And.....Spearing and....and....Vela give a free kick away....And....Zico cackles then Speroni wallops and we clear. Vela goes, it ends back with Speroni. Townsend's header ends up with Ben...
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:20 pm

Palace get a throw after a bit of a sally. They come again and Beevers sees it out for a throw. And, Kai-Kai.....Ward....Townsend, Ledley, Chungy......Friers, Flamini, Ward.....and Beevers and Spearing clear but only temporarily. "We're defending well" claims Zico as mic man ribs Zico's fet which are now "boiling", yeah, right. Remi, we clwae and Delaney gives one away for a high foot. Spearing steps up and ...and.....and....and....Twnsend clears, Vela wins us a throw. A change of player for the homers....Thomkins..? Townsend goes, Chungy hits one wide and we get a goal kick. Delaney leaves as does Remi for Bentecki? (sp), and Ledley leaves for.....?
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:24 pm

Puncheon on for Ledley
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:25 pm

Benteke, cost em £30 million! Gonna be under the cosh now!

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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:26 pm

Ben wallops, mic lads have a chat and Thorpe and Spearing work it back to Ben. Thorpe, Beevers, Taylor and....Vela gives one away. They come again and...Ward sallies, Beevers intervenes and....they have a throw. Puncheon (not heard much of his tonight) and it ends back with Ben. Vela goes, Madine, Clough, Vela, Taylor and.....we don't know how that finished. We go again, Madine hits a defender and that ends with a throw them. Keep it steady lads and we see an hour go bay. Thorpe, Soearing, Clough, Spearing and....Friers clears. Puncheon, Townsend, Puncheon agai, Townsend again and....Flamini....and Wheater clears...Wilson puts it into toch, Puncheon. Flamini, Ward, Kelly, Flamini, Chungy, Townsend and......there goes the equaliser from Benteki.... :(
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:27 pm

If we let players like Bentecki run at us we'll be in bother. Come on lads, not the end of the world. Henry, Vela, Thorpe, Spearing, Zac, Taylor and...ohhhhhhh Vela lashes one just past the post.
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:28 pm

FFS hes been on about a minute!

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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:28 pm

Balls. Benteke with the equaliser. 1-1
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:34 pm

Back they come again and.....can we get back in it.....Madine loses out to Kely and they clear. Friers, Puncheon, Tomkins, Benteki and we win and clear. Madine getting dragged about then Spearing and Thorpe work us forth. Henry and....Taylor, Spearing Wheater, Wilson and....a poor cross gives them a goal kick. Wheater clears. Puncheon again and they win a throw in our half. And...Chungy, Kai-Kai, Ward....Flamini.....and we clear. Madine gives one away and.....Zico has a moan, then we do well and...they get a throw....Getting the twitches a bit now because we can't just defend. We need to get forward and get in front. Ben punts, Vela heads, Tomkins wins it and Chungy goes. Kelly and....Beevers clears. Zac...Taylor and....they win it back....Townsend and........Benteki makes it 2-1. them
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:36 pm

That's it.. Benteke scores again. It was fun whilst it lasted. 2-1 Palace
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Re: FA Cup 3rd rd

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:36 pm

Not a bad sub to bring on. Its ok we've got jamoe procter.
Game over, no embarrassment, but another 90 minutes for some tired players...

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