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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:53 pm

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jimbo wrote:It's all relative though. We could win games elsewhere scoring those runs, but on the pitches this series 400 hasn't been competitive. Scoring a nice 80 might help get a result at headingly on a green topper but doesn't but a dent in the opposition when they're going to get 600.

As for getting more out of the surface, how many wickets have we lost this series die to genuinely brilliant unplayable bowling? I've lost count on the other hand of how many times we've just given it away cheaply. Even in this test where he's scored 190 moeen has got out to two of the worst shots you'll see.

The hardest thing in cricket is getting in and getting to 20. Once you're in it should get easier and easier. We've too many who just throw it away.
Yes but lots of teams say the same when Jimmy and Broad bowl at them at say, Edgbaston on a cloudy day in July. Its the pressure of quality bowling in those conditions rather than every wicket being a brilliant ball. I get the point, we aren't good generally at batting out long periods. I'd argue though that we're not abnormally poor at it. We just look that way when we can't bowl the other side out for anything approaching a modest total. As would most teams.
We've given them 849 runs after dropped catches. That's more than a quarter of the runs they scored in the series.

First Test, First Innings - Three Drops - Vijay, Saha, Shami - cost us 98 - that would have been 150 lead instead of 50 for us and a shitload of saved overs.
Two drops in the Second Innings cost us another 30...and more time.

Second Test, First Innings - Kholi and Ashwin drops - cost us 152 - that's a lead to them of 50 instead of 200.

Third Test, First Innings - 4 drops, didn't actually cost us much but the Indian lead would have been less than 100 rather than 130ish.

Fourth Test - Dropped Kholi, Yadav and Kumar - who then scored an additional 276 runs. We'd have had a first innings lead, instead we got beaten by an innings and 36

Fifth Test - Dropped Nair on 34...cost us 269. They'd have had a lead of 13 instead of 282

We take our catches and we probably win the first test, we still probably lose the second and third tests - anything might have happened in the fourth and fifth tests, but difficult to put too much blame on the bowlers for dropped catches (yes I know they dropped some clangers too)...

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:36 pm

Agreed on catches. It is a problem. Again though it highlights we didn't create many chances, given how costly some of those drops were. I also think teams catch more when they feel like they are in the game as a fielding side. When you feel that one opportunity will be it for another 100 runs, it tends to lead to more dropped catches. Not excusing it, its poor fielding. But still, I think if you add a good spinner into that side we'd have been far more competitive even with the batting and fielding issues.

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:42 pm

It doesn't highlight us not creating a lot of chances - It doesn't highlight the ones that didn't quite carry, the ones that went through gully when there was none, because we had a defensive field set (because we'd dropped catches), the ones that were actually out but we'd run out of referrals (Vijay springs to mind in last Indian innings). Also - and this is important - some of them were dropped more than once. I only counted the first drop! :-)

I don't disagree with your contention that our bowlers didn't perform as well as they might and that our spinners aren't good enough - I'm just pointing to there being a lot of other elements that hardly went swimmingly too, including our batting frailties and our fielding woopsies.

Combine all three and you're on the wrong end of a 4-0 stuffing.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:03 pm

Aren't we long since past the time at which the BBC should put Boycott out to grass. The foolish old c*nt has never had one decent piece of constructive criticism about anything. I actually think that he enjoys seeing us get monumentally crushed just so that he can play up to his own caricature.

Seriously, chaps, before the series started did anybody realistically expect much other than what's happened? We'd just lost to Bangladesh FFS!
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:10 pm

It ran pretty close to my expectations Brucie. Didn't expect much else here. But it wasn't just the bowling at fault for me.

We've played way more Test Cricket than most other nations - bound to become jaded at some point.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Aren't we long since past the time at which the BBC should put Boycott out to grass. The foolish old c*nt has never had one decent piece of constructive criticism about anything. I actually think that he enjoys seeing us get monumentally crushed just so that he can play up to his own caricature.

Seriously, chaps, before the series started did anybody realistically expect much other than what's happened? We'd just lost to Bangladesh FFS!
They tend to keep chaps on long past their 'best by' date. Dennis Compton often used to turn up on the Third Program (radio for you young chaps) somewhat under the influence. I'll never forget John Arlott commentating "And Statham comes in from the gasworks end..." followed by the most enormous crash. He then continued " Oh, Dennis is back from lunch."
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Post by jimbo » Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:06 am

Along with Vic Marks, Boycott is the most insightful of the summarisers on TMS. Yes hes brash and likes to labour the point but he's very perceptive and usually correct.

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:40 pm

jimbo wrote:Along with Vic Marks, Boycott is the most insightful of the summarisers on TMS. Yes hes brash and likes to labour the point but he's very perceptive and usually correct.
Grumpy owd git was a bugger to bowl against too (only in nets) but yes, he's not often too wide of the mark.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:56 pm

jimbo wrote:Along with Vic Marks, Boycott is the most insightful of the summarisers on TMS. Yes hes brash and likes to labour the point but he's very perceptive and usually correct.
OK, so on Tuesday all he had to say was that the coaches should be sacked. That was all. Brilliant!
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Post by jimbo » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:23 pm

Out of interest were you listening to the full TMS coverage or the end of day summary on radio 5? I don't think he comes across the best on the latter, often speaking in boycott cliches about rubbish, pinnies and rhubarb. On TMS however he's really perceptive and makes astute observations time and time again. Comments tend to be constructive and informative.

As I said, I enjoy his and Vic Marks input. On the other hand can't stand Vaughan.....

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:58 pm

jimbo wrote:Out of interest were you listening to the full TMS coverage or the end of day summary on radio 5? I don't think he comes across the best on the latter, often speaking in boycott cliches about rubbish, pinnies and rhubarb. On TMS however he's really perceptive and makes astute observations time and time again. Comments tend to be constructive and informative.

As I said, I enjoy his and Vic Marks input. On the other hand can't stand Vaughan.....
It was indeed his end of the test summary. My natural reaction to hearing his dull Yorkshire tone though is one of "Oh, feck off, Boycott"
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:38 am

The Times wrote:Cricketer Gary Ballance may have to miss a championship match because he is colour blind. He could be forced to miss Yorkshire's pink-ball County Championship fixture against Surrey as he could struggle to see the ball and differentiate it from the grass. "If I can't see it, I can't see it. There's nothing I can do," he said
He needs to get checked out for "red" too. Didn't see many of them feck* last time he played for England.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon May 29, 2017 7:58 pm

Bad day at the office? Better believe it. Fortunately already won the series two up; good job because the Boks absolutely slated us today in the one-day. 154 was all they needed (they got it losing three wickets) . At one stage we were 21-6. Only Bairstow-51, Willet and Roland Jones (who I'll admit to never even seeing on the box) made a bit of a fight of it. We got a good hiding. :(
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Post by Nicko58 » Mon May 29, 2017 10:14 pm

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Bad day at the office? Better believe it. Fortunately already won the series two up; good job because the Boks absolutely slated us today in the one-day. 154 was all they needed (they got it losing three wickets) . At one stage we were 21-6. Only Bairstow-51, Willet and Roland Jones (who I'll admit to never even seeing on the box) made a bit of a fight of it. We got a good hiding. :(

Relax, Tango. We're a bloody good one-day team.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon May 29, 2017 11:13 pm

Nicko58 wrote:
Mon May 29, 2017 10:14 pm
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Mon May 29, 2017 7:58 pm
Bad day at the office? Better believe it. Fortunately already won the series two up; good job because the Boks absolutely slated us today in the one-day. 154 was all they needed (they got it losing three wickets) . At one stage we were 21-6. Only Bairstow-51, Willet and Roland Jones (who I'll admit to never even seeing on the box) made a bit of a fight of it. We got a good hiding. :(
Relax, Tango. We're a bloody good one-day team.
Oh, we are, it's just that at 21-6 we didn't quite look it. :wink:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue May 30, 2017 10:46 am

It is a weakness of the way we play in that every so often our aggressive batting line up will collapse. Not many natural "stick arounders" in there. So this will happen every now and again.

Still in the modern game I think it is the right approach. 320 now is a par score. So you need a side packed with big hitters (unless you have some amazing natural fast scoring stroke players like India). Every now and again you will just come unstuck and have to hope it happens at the right times....like when you're 2-0 up in a 3 game series :)

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:14 am

V Bangladesh starts today. Bring it on .... :D
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:25 pm

Why take your one day specialist wicket taking spinner out for another quick man? I don't get it. We've built around two spinners for ages.

England have made a mess out of this. Should still be able to chase anything down with our batting, but made it more difficult than it needed to be.

Brought Ball in who is getting thumped around at nearly 8 an over.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:15 pm

Bangladesh 305-6 at inning's end.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:10 pm

Comfortable in the end with Root and Morgan totally in control. Couple of hairy moments, but then there always are. :wink:
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