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- Worthy4England
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It picked up, Monty!Montreal Wanderer wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 3:16 amSlow Saturday night in isolation?Worthy4England wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 7:56 pmMaybe we can!Worthy4England wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 7:48 pmBah can't get full house. The highlights reel is locked
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Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.
I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
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Worthy4England wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 4:26 pmI was protecting my mental health, legally, responsibly and in line with government guidelines.
Aren't we all!
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Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!
Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
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3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
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Dare we ask what is the whole story? I’ve not bought loo roll in months. We get a huge delivery a couple of times a year from ‘who gives a crap’ and had one just before lock down so panic buying loo roll rather passed us by.Enoch wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pmAbdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
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Go on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...Enoch wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pmAbdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
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AT, its clear you’re fascinated by Enochs bathroom habits too...Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pmGo on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...Enoch wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pmAbdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
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Worthy4England wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 12:11 pm90750715_10157546454289011_6106404022632054784_n.jpg
Not quite come to that yet, though I do have a hosepipe connected outside the backdoor.
It's a story too dull to tell but suffice to say regard acquisition of bog rolls, I haven't broken my stride.
...and one sheet should be plenty if like me one doesn't live on takeaways and ready meals.
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I'm merely a facilitatorGooner Girl wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 9:21 amAT, its clear you’re fascinated by Enochs bathroom habits too...Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pmGo on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...Enoch wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pmAbdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 7:48 pmI'm merely a facilitatorGooner Girl wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 9:21 amAT, its clear you’re fascinated by Enochs bathroom habits too...Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pmGo on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...Enoch wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pmAbdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm3 possibilities spring to mind...
1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.
I'm going with 3
1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
In Enochs bathroom? I don’t want to think about how that works! Chief bottom wiper?
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Not with just the 1 squareGooner Girl wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 10:29 pm
In Enochs bathroom? I don’t want to think about how that works! Chief bottom wiper?
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑Sun May 31, 2020 4:39 pmNot with just the 1 squareGooner Girl wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 10:29 pm
In Enochs bathroom? I don’t want to think about how that works! Chief bottom wiper?
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Yesterday a friend told me she’s started keeping goats. Another friend shared a pic of her new cocker spaniel puppy. Now I want goats as well as a puppy. Mr GG thinks one dog, one cat, two ducks, five chickens and chicks on the way is enough (with the 3 children) though he has half agreed to the puppy as a special present for when I turn very elderly in July. I’m resigning myself to no goats but I am actively looking for a spaniel puppy. Cocker, springer or cross. Turns out puppy prices have gone through the roof due to lockdown. We have always had rescue dogs before and I’m at a loss with where to start looking at puppies and reputable breeders. Think we might wait til lockdown ends and things calm down but if anyone has any tips about puppy buying I’m all ears. Am an experienced dog owner but have never bought a puppy before...
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Friends of mine do dog fostering for the RSPCA, just a thought.
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Funnily enough I had considered similar but reluctantly decided against it on the grounds that 1. I would want to adopt them all and 2. It would be quite stressful for our elderly cat to have a whole host of different dogs coming and going. Paddy (our dog) doesn’t get on with every dog he comes across either. I’ll stick to fostering/adopting chickens that way I think!
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The Guide dogs association have labradors up for adoption who have been house trained but just failed to meet the very high standards to be a sight dog. I'm sure they'll have some young dogs that would get along great with Paddy.
Might be worth rehoming your cat though, just to be on the safe side
Might be worth rehoming your cat though, just to be on the safe side
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