What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm

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Doyle must be wondering what the feck he's signed up to.

Fox in the box being asked to play target man.
He’s not doing nearly enough whatever he is.

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Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm

Santos is just wonderful to watch.

Makes me wonder why I didn't try to be a footballer.

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:43 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm
Santos is just wonderful to watch.

Makes me wonder why I didn't try to be a footballer.
He leads me to believe that even at the age of 54 a future as a professional footballer might still lie ahead of me.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:43 pm
DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm
Santos is just wonderful to watch.

Makes me wonder why I didn't try to be a footballer.
He leads me to believe that even at the age of 54 a future as a professional footballer might still lie ahead of me.
If it wasn’t so sad it would be comical.

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Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm

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"how big are your tits?"
About 6ft6.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:43 pm
DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm
Santos is just wonderful to watch.

Makes me wonder why I didn't try to be a footballer.
He leads me to believe that even at the age of 54 a future as a professional footballer might still lie ahead of me.
He’s what could have been for Gerald Cid.

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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:45 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm
Prufrock wrote:
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"how big are your tits?"
About 6ft6.
🤣🤣superb

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Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:46 pm

officer_dibble wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:45 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm
Prufrock wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm
"how big are your tits?"
About 6ft6.
🤣🤣superb
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:46 pm

As it stands, I believe we're third-bottom. Another goal conceded would see us second-bottom. Good old Southend.

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:43 pm
DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm
Santos is just wonderful to watch.

Makes me wonder why I didn't try to be a footballer.
He leads me to believe that even at the age of 54 a future as a professional footballer might still lie ahead of me.
Commentator "we've used three substitutes, I'd just take him off"...

Let's sign more attackers.

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Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:47 pm

If Santos plays next game then I don't think I'll be watching.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:49 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:47 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:43 pm
DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm
Santos is just wonderful to watch.

Makes me wonder why I didn't try to be a footballer.
He leads me to believe that even at the age of 54 a future as a professional footballer might still lie ahead of me.
Commentator "we've used three substitutes, I'd just take him off"...
Henshaw innit. He said that twice, and each time Santos cleared it.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:49 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm
Prufrock wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm
"how big are your tits?"
About 6ft6.
Bravo
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That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:51 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:46 pm
As it stands, I believe we're third-bottom. Another goal conceded would see us second-bottom. Good old Southend.
So our third week in pushing three years outside the relegation zone. All on goal difference.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:51 pm

"stick it in. Mmmmm"
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:53 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:51 pm
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:46 pm
As it stands, I believe we're third-bottom. Another goal conceded would see us second-bottom. Good old Southend.
So our third week in pushing three years outside the relegation zone. All on goal difference.
I was wondering how soon you can have a relegation six-pointer. Well, next week we travel to play Harrogate; as it stands, I make it we're 16 places below them. Then after an FL Trophy game against Shrewsbury we host Grimsby (currently 23rd, but with a game in hand) then Oldham (21st) on successive Saturdays. So there's your answer.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:53 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm
DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm
Doyle must be wondering what the feck he's signed up to.

Fox in the box being asked to play target man.
He’s not doing nearly enough whatever he is.
Harsh that I think. Doyle, White, Delf and Taft the only ones who shouldn't be down the job centre.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:56 pm

Right, time to immeasurably improve the entertainment factor by going stripping some wallpaper.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:56 pm

Gentlemen, we are fecked!
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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:56 pm

2 games and I’d get rid
It’s that bad

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