Couldn’t give a monkeys - Hartlepool away 4th Jan at 7pm on the dot

[officer_dibble]

I’d swap this progressive commentator for daddy pig. Delf playing well just needs to believe in himself when he hits it!

[The_Gun]

Dapo is way too good for these Hartlepool lads - going past them at will.

Uh oh, Kachunga down…

[sonicthewhite]

We'd have to go back and check his tweets before making that signing.

Concerned he's a racist pig?

That's something he deffo doesn't want to be a bit of an expert on!

[GhostoftheBok]

Outing a few people here as closet Peppa Pig fans. Superb.

[BWFC_Insane]

Outing a few people here as closet Peppa Pig fans. Superb.

We rather have Mr Bull at centre half to be honest. Though those holes don’t dig themselves.

[sonicthewhite]

Outing a few people here as closet Peppa Pig fans. Superb.

When you have kids/grandkids you know! You just know!

[GhostoftheBok]

We rather have Mr Bull at centre half to be honest. Though those holes don’t dig themselves.

Was genuinely going to say Mr.Bull, but didn't know if people would get the reference

[Mar]

Outing a few people here as closet Peppa Pig fans. Superb.

When you have kids/grandkids you know! You just know!

Of course we're fans! The entire show is full of Trotters!

[Worthy4England]

Outing a few people here as closet Peppa Pig fans. Superb.

When you have kids/grandkids you know! You just know!

I think you're deflecting from the poor show by the kettle. Has is lost it's element?

For all the bluster, one shot on target...New signings showing early promise, though.

[Prufrock]

Ropey first 15, bossed it since, created opportunities, need to take those now.

Fossey looks bright going forward, not had to do much defending. Charles been pretty anonymous, one lovely turn aside.

[Worthy4England]

Ropey first 15, bossed it since, created opportunities, need to take those now.

Fossey looks bright going forward, not had to do much defending. Charles been pretty anonymous, one lovely turn aside.

It was a lovely turn. Dixon has probably made the best save tbf...

[Mar]

Ropey first 15, bossed it since, created opportunities, need to take those now.

Fossey looks bright going forward, not had to do much defending. Charles been pretty anonymous, one lovely turn aside.

Can't imagine that the dredging up of racist and homophobic tweets earlier in the day have helped him get switched on for this match.

Suspect he's likely to suffer from the same problem Doyle has been having. Not enough ball getting through to him.

[sonicthewhite]

Outing a few people here as closet Peppa Pig fans. Superb.

When you have kids/grandkids you know! You just know!

I think you're deflecting from the poor show by the kettle. Has is lost it's element?

For all the bluster, one shot on target...New signings showing early promise, though.

Still finding its way back to full fitness after a hectic festive period!

[GhostoftheBok]

Charles getting good reviews on twitter compared to here. Will be an interesting watch. Is he playing as an out-and-out striker?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Charles getting good reviews on twitter compared to here. Will be an interesting watch. Is he playing as an out-and-out striker?

Definitely at the front of the three, although he is dropping to link up.

[officer_dibble]

Aye he’s playing as a striker. Just gone down like a sack of spuds!

[Prufrock]

Charles getting good reviews on twitter compared to here. Will be an interesting watch. Is he playing as an out-and-out striker?

Defo playing through the middle of the front three. Dropping deeper than I'd like. *Think* it's a lack of sharpness and/or trying to hard to impress by closing down the midfield rather than tactical.

[Mar]

Charles getting good reviews on twitter compared to here. Will be an interesting watch. Is he playing as an out-and-out striker?

Definitely at the front of the three, although he is dropping to link up.

Thats the impression I get. Coming short to receive, ball goes wide and then we've got a few coming onto it (where its then blocked as per Thomason's shot)

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Why's there an advert for Charles Dickens? Fallen on Hard Times?

[officer_dibble]

That’s Kachunga done! Another bloody injury