TW Open - 20th August, Regents Park, Bolton

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:53 am

Does anybody know what weather we can expect for Sunday? Took me an hour and a half to get over the hills this morning due to it bouncing it down in stair-rods. :(
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:15 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:19 pm

communistworkethic wrote:dry but cloudy....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1217
better be no wind, not with way i hit it on the range last night

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:24 pm

well I only hope i can recreate this morning's showing at the range, as I was hitting me fancy hybrid 2 iron brilliantly off the mats
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Post by ratbert » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:29 pm

Mr Sad here has bought a hybrid specially for the occasion and is off to the driving range for a practice later

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:30 pm

communistworkethic wrote:well I only hope i can recreate this morning's showing at the range, as I was hitting me fancy hybrid 2 iron brilliantly off the mats
Leave your driver in its headcover on Sunday then.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:32 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:well I only hope i can recreate this morning's showing at the range, as I was hitting me fancy hybrid 2 iron brilliantly off the mats
Leave your driver in its headcover on Sunday then.
you've not seen me hit that lately, ask bruce about the drive I hit level with the front of the green at the 10th last weekend. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:39 pm

communistworkethic wrote:you've not seen me hit that lately, ask bruce about the drive I hit level with the front of the green at the 10th last weekend. :wink:
I'll vouch for that, helluva knock it was. The sort you only ever normally hit either on the range or going round on your own.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:41 pm

For those a little unfamiliar with the course here's the scorecard, I'll try and get a course map up later...

http://www.uk-golfguide.com/england/251 ... cards.html
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Post by ratbert » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:49 pm

Who's doing the TV coverage? The BBC or Sky? As I'd rather be interviewed by Hazel Irvine than Howard Clark.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:58 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:well I only hope i can recreate this morning's showing at the range, as I was hitting me fancy hybrid 2 iron brilliantly off the mats
Leave your driver in its headcover on Sunday then.
you've not seen me hit that lately, ask bruce about the drive I hit level with the front of the green at the 10th last weekend. :wink:
This is not the sort of thing we want to hear from a 22 handicapper. :roll:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:03 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:well I only hope i can recreate this morning's showing at the range, as I was hitting me fancy hybrid 2 iron brilliantly off the mats
Leave your driver in its headcover on Sunday then.
you've not seen me hit that lately, ask bruce about the drive I hit level with the front of the green at the 10th last weekend. :wink:
This is not the sort of thing we want to hear from a 22 handicapper. :roll:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:06 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:well I only hope i can recreate this morning's showing at the range, as I was hitting me fancy hybrid 2 iron brilliantly off the mats
Leave your driver in its headcover on Sunday then.
you've not seen me hit that lately, ask bruce about the drive I hit level with the front of the green at the 10th last weekend. :wink:
What's happened? Have you changed chiropractors?
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:15 pm

here's the course map...........

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:25 pm

Is number 4 hole the uphill slog to the old barnhouse now then? Think it used to be 12?
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:29 pm

that's 3 TD
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:42 pm

communistworkethic wrote:that's 3 TD
Okay, got it sorted now, thanks.
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Post by ratbert » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:16 pm

The ninth is the one I dislike most there. Always end up in that bleedin' ditch in front of the green.

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:22 pm

Right gents!!

In a secret draw made earlier today using machine "Lancelot" and set of balls "theta", Ratbert drew the playing order...

this gives us ....

3-ball 10.26
Commie
Ratbert
Tangodancer

4-ball 10.33
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:25 pm

Don't suppose anyone passes through Farnworth on the way there, do they? Not a problem, I'll be there, but my lift has gone away to Blackpool for the weekend.
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