I'm not having a very good day :(

[TANGODANCER]

Who have we annoyed recently??

Rafa Bentez (I think he was busy last night)

Yes he was very busy taking the greatest English club into the knock out stages of the best club competition in the world.

So go take your face for a dump.

Hey numbers man. Call the team if you like or that's what you're here for. Keep your mouth off the ladies hey? Not mannerly. As for "greatest English club", well, Bolton 2 Liverpool 0?

[communistworkethic]

Who have we annoyed recently??

Rafa Bentez (I think he was busy last night)

Yes he was very busy taking the greatest English club into the knock out stages of the best club competition in the world.

So go take your face for a dump.

i'd be very very careful bindipper boy, don't you need to go and sign-on?

[Gertie]

they did have authority - from teh DVLA.


More shocking was that Gertie got it right straightaway!!! No road tax indeed!

I meant specific authority to tow a specific car, not a general authorization to tow a car if its llicense had run out.
Perhaps Gertie has had some experience with this type of thing (I shall have to re-read my Perils of Gertie).

Well put a flag up I was right for the first time ever!!!!!!!!!

Monty, in Volume II of the Perils of Gertie, I visited a scrap yard to replace the wheel of my vehicle (prior to the Bug.) My car had accidently hit a curb and buckled the wheel. I bought a wheel and tyre from the scrappies near Kwik fit in Bolton. In the scrapyard was a car same make and model as mine, immaculate only a massive dent in the roof. I asked the guy how the car had been dented in such a way - as if it had rolled surely there would be marks all over it and there wasn't a scratch on it anywhere.

The man said that the car had been impounded for no road tax and they then press the roofs in to make sure it can't be sold on or driven again. Then the scrappies acquire the cars and then sell on the bits. Whilst we were talking another guy came and removed a door! I thought it a shame that this car, newer than mine and in better condition (apart from now having 3 wheels, a missing door and a giant dinge in the roof) was being left to rot in a scrapyard. The guy said that the DVLA aren't able to sell them on as drivable??!!!

Dunno if any of that was true, but that's how I knew. It might be silly having as many mishaps as I do, but I end up learning things.

[77,78,81,84,05]

Gertie sorry for telling you to take your face for a dump, it was meant as a joke and also I did not know you were female. But that doesn't really matter.

I am sorry, meant to be a joke.

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Yes he was very busy taking the greatest English club into the knock out stages of the best club competition in the world.

So go take your face for a dump.

Wind yer neck in, lad

[77,78,81,84,05]

i'd be very very careful bindipper boy, don't you need to go and sign-on?

I have apologised. Will you ?

[Gertie]

Gertie sorry for telling you to take your face for a dump, it was meant as a joke and also I did not know you were female. But that doesn't really matter.

I am sorry, meant to be a joke.

Dear lots of numbers boy, thanks for your apology no harm done. Did you really think that boys on here stalk cute Jussi and are called Gertie?????


(Thanks to the boys who defended my somewhat dubious honour(!) You were very kind too. )

[communistworkethic]

i'd be very very careful bindipper boy, don't you need to go and sign-on?

I have apologised. Will you ?

I've got nothing to apologise for. Or is this more of that scouse "turn every situation in to one where we are the victims"??

[Raven]

Glad its all sorted and the system sucks, funny though how my chavvy neighbour could not tax her merc convertible for 8 months and got away with it! (and after hearing her gobbing off on the phone in the garden it was clear she didn't have insurance either - why do people hold private calls in the garden and shout so everyone can hear?). Funny that she can afford a Merc Convertible, Orange fake tan but not car tax!! I was about to shop the silly cow but she then got it done!

[77,78,81,84,05]

Thanks Gertie, I didn't really look who posted it.#

"wind your neck in" - yawn

Yes communist thats exactly what I am doing , I do it all the time in fact so sorry.