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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:05 pm

Bench wrote:THis is fecking rigged I tell thee.....

How come up I'm up against Dave Bloody Spikey in the first feckin round?
Ooooooh now come on Benchy, I'm sure you'll be 'alwight'!! :mrgreen:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:26 pm

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Maybe we should ask Mr Barber? :mrgreen:
Yes indeed! Seems you got it to all work out in the end!

I see you've rigged up a battle of the veterans between me and Monty in the first round - the only way to stop us meeting in the final I guess! :wink:
They are just getting rid of the one person who might vote for me, Sluffy, and vice versa! :wink:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:48 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bench wrote:THis is fecking rigged I tell thee.....

How come up I'm up against Dave Bloody Spikey in the first feckin round?
Ooooooh now come on Benchy, I'm sure you'll be 'alwight'!! :mrgreen:
:lol:

I like this version of the smackdown, we get rid of all the amateurs in the first round before the big boys come to play.

Showtime. :D
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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:59 pm

I've been away all week - what've I missed?!?!?!?
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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:03 pm

Me and thee Rainford.

You're goin doon suckah!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:48 pm

americantrotter wrote:Oh Okay.......

The Crimean War is over. The colonization of the World by Britain is a distant memory. Britain hasnt won a major war without her younger cousin in over a century.

In that vain, AMERICANtrotter (lover of 3rd person wrestling quotes) will be bringing the pain to his outmoded and outdated opposition. Let none forget the dominance of the Americans in European conflict. (please dont look up the rest of our away record)

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Bring it on LIMEYS!
That's more like it AT :D

Set out your stall :wink:
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:32 pm

Hmmm Commie V Blurred. No dubious handicap to claim this time mock-bin-dipper??
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:38 pm

americantrotter wrote:Oh Okay.......

The Crimean War is over. The colonization of the World by Britain is a distant memory. Britain hasnt won a major war without her younger cousin in over a century.

In that vain, AMERICANtrotter (lover of 3rd person wrestling quotes) will be bringing the pain to his outmoded and outdated opposition. Let none forget the dominance of the Americans in European conflict. (please dont look up the rest of our away record)

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Bring it on LIMEYS!
I've just spotted this.

OK Septic, let me read you your future. As you colonists were late for the last two major bouts of unpleasantness (3 years late in the first instance and 2 years in the second) I suppose I can start by congratulating you on your prompt arrival in this Smackdown - otherwise known as the war to end all wars. Don't underestimate the wily Limey, by the way. Whilst you guys are bombing Crewe in the mistaken belief that it is Hanoi, we will be in the Big Apple, pinching all your cars. (We're sending in a brigade of Scousers.) As for outmoded and outdated, those little Viet Cong chappies weren't exactly cutting-edge teccys, but they were quite effective in the ass kicking department. 'Ave it!

Anyway, that should have set the scene for our forthcoming fixture!

Only joking, by the way! :D
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Post by Village Idiot » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:44 pm

Somebody should post that "revocation of independence" email joke now.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:15 am

Batman wrote:Me and thee Rainford.

You're goin doon suckah!
gettin, now do i have some stories about batman....
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:16 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
BYE

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:17 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
BYE

Crazy Horse
Keveh
chris
Villige Idiot
see ya you lot, sorry you didn't make it
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:33 am

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Ok were off!! :D

The first two are up. Because it's the weekend, the voting will continue until 1800 hrs on Monday when the winners will be anounced and will advance.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!!
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Post by blurred » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:55 pm

I smell a rat in this draw. It's all a conspiracy. The two biggest guns paired together in the first round....
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:58 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: Ok, names are in, and the Smackdown is almost ready to go, but before we can get underway you guys need to know who you will be facing, so here it is the first round draw:
TANGODANCER Versus Dave Sutton's barnet
Aw minge, that's me knacked - best o'luck TD!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:01 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: Ok, names are in, and the Smackdown is almost ready to go, but before we can get underway you guys need to know who you will be facing, so here it is the first round draw:
TANGODANCER Versus Dave Sutton's barnet
Aw minge, that's me knacked - best o'luck TD!
"Smackdowns" are not named that for nothing DSB. Take nothing for granted. :mrgreen:
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Post by Batman » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:03 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Batman wrote:Me and thee Rainford.

You're goin doon suckah!
gettin, now do i have some stories about batman....
ditto :D
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:30 pm

Gertie wrote:
Village Idiot wrote:Can you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what the Idiot is cookin'?????
Spanish Omlette??

Paella???

patas bravas???
I'm fecked....Go easy on me Gertie :wink:
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Post by Gertie » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:32 am

Henrik's fan club wrote:
Gertie wrote:
Village Idiot wrote:Can you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what the Idiot is cookin'?????
Spanish Omlette??

Paella???

patas bravas???
I'm fecked....Go easy on me Gertie :wink:
Henrik petal, you've nothing to fear honestly... When I played this last year no-one voted for me - not even Commie!!!! By the fact that you don't clutter up the forums with boys in their pants, makes you the better player!!

Unless I can persuade wee Markie, Freddie, Jussi and Will to become members?? hmmmm..... :?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:39 am

Gertie wrote:
Unless I can persuade wee Markie, Freddie, Jussi and Will to become members?? hmmmm..... :?
What, you want to close down TW Gertie? :mrgreen:
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