West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:20 pm

I just can't be bothered.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:03 am

West Ham say that problem gambling within the squad is 'an area of concern' that they hope to 'eradicate'... meanwhile, still going strong is the club's exclusive endorsement deal with Pinnacle Casino. "Pinnacle Casino reflects the strong values our football club represents," West Ham director Scott Duxbury said back in September. (Observer)

Well, well, well.

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:56 am

bobo the clown wrote:
West Ham say that problem gambling within the squad is 'an area of concern' that they hope to 'eradicate'... meanwhile, still going strong is the club's exclusive endorsement deal with Pinnacle Casino. "Pinnacle Casino reflects the strong values our football club represents," West Ham director Scott Duxbury said back in September. (Observer)
Well, well, well.

James B · Post by **James B** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:24 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
West Ham say that problem gambling within the squad is 'an area of concern' that they hope to 'eradicate'... meanwhile, still going strong is the club's exclusive endorsement deal with Pinnacle Casino. "Pinnacle Casino reflects the strong values our football club represents," West Ham director Scott Duxbury said back in September. (Observer)
Well, well, well.

fooooking brilliant

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:08 am

Noticed this in t'paper yesterday. Nice lot aren't they? Salt of the fackin earth.

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/sport/tm_ ... _page.html

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:43 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Noticed this in t'paper yesterday. Nice lot aren't they? Salt of the fackin earth.

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/sport/tm_ ... _page.html

Just vile fans... I hope the club follow it up properly and get rid of them.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:57 am

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:45 pm

Whatever "our fans are marvelous ... this is just an unrepresentitive minority ... they aren't real fans" shite you hear what's probably most important is the effect this could have on other players signing.

It probably IS the minority, but not exactly a tiny one, ther. The area has always had a reputation for racism & anti-semitism. It hardly matters but their view of anyone north of Watford is pretty rancid.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:35 pm

Stolen off WW and sung by the Spurs fans to the Shammers recently.

"You put ya Argentines in, Ya Argentines out,
The Iceman comes and kicks the gaffer out,
Ya selling Reo-Coker & ya going down
That's why we love to shout.......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham.
Misfits, has-beens, ha ha ha!!"

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:36 pm

Surely "Wanky Wanky Hammers" goes better?

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:39 pm

Hoolio wrote:Surely "Wanky Wanky Hammers" goes better?

Obviously, alliteration's lost on you.

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:02 pm

To continue the theme of songs:

To the tune of I will survive.......

At first i was afraid, i was petrified
Seeing Carlos Tevez face to face, i almost died
His face looks like a wreck
And he's got no fvcking neck
& although he scored against us, he was on the losing side...

Cos we came back
From 2-0 down
We turned the cheers from the inbreds right back into frowns
They thought that they had won, they were laughing in their seats
But up popped Paul Stalteri & revenge was fvcking sweet

Cos we came back
Oh yes we did
It's moments like these that make you proud to be a yid
They may have beaten us last year
& we may have shed a tear
But they'll soon be playing Barnsley, QPR & Hull, oh dear....

Cos they are shite
They're fvcking shite
They lack passion, they lack spirit and they're really lacking fight
& they owe eachother money & they're no longer mates
They pretend their nan is ill and then fvck off to the States

YOU UGLY MUG
Sorry to shout
But what the fvck is Marlon Harewood all about?
& yossi Benayoun, will have a good game soon
& when he does, make the most of it, cos he's fvcking off in June

& Then there's Chav!
Bowyer you chav!
Have you ever dreamt of twatting him, i know i feck* have
You just know he's wearing burberry when he's out on the piss
And he wears 3 gold medallions whilst marrying his sis...

& Etherington
Our old pal Matty
Running oh so fast with your side parting, looking slightly batty
When you joined the Hammers, you said they were a bigger club
Well enjoy your time in the championship you fvcking spastic mug....

West Ham are dead
They're in the red
The only one to come out with any credit is our Ted
& Maybe Dean Ashton cos he's been a fvcking flid
How will the Spammers feel next year when he becomes a yid

You wonder why?
You lot get mocked
When Curbishley spends millions on wasters that are crocked
You have Upson & Neill, who basically signed a 3 month deal
Cos he'll soon fvck you lot right off, oh yes he fvcking will...

And then there's Nige
The 'Wonder' Quashie
Is it really any 'wonder' that you're going down the kazi
he's been relegated before, with 4 different teams
He epitomises West Ham and all their shattered dreams....

And now that's it
I'm nearly done
I'm gonna bash one now thinking about the game we won
But one more thing about the fans who think they're fecking great
You ain't, you've only got one song & you look a fvcking state
You bunch of
No fvcking class
You can stick those fvcking bubbles right up your fvcking arse
You've got 'love' tattood on one hand, and 'hate' on the other
& you're slightly charlie with 7 fingers cos you're sister is your mother
So i bid farewell
Take fvcking care
& remember Tevez & Ashton, we'll give you a fiver for the pair
You thought you were a big club, but it turns out you're not
Now we'll never play you again and i hope you fvcking rot.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:47 pm

I cannot believe that we never win the Eurovision Song Contest with talent like that in our midst!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:24 pm

A very well done to West Ham!

I can announce with confidence that SPAM have just gone 24 hours without losing at home, stating they are a huge club and to big to go down, announce they are worried about their players gambling yet support their gambling sponsor, bail any of their players out of jail, or chant any racist slur.

So Well done the SPAM! Remember, it's one day at a time!!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:39 am

BBC Gossip Column wrote:West Ham's Argentine striker Carlos Tevez has fallen in love with the fish and chips in England. (Daily Mail)

no shit sherlock

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:10 am

bobo the clown wrote:
West Ham say that problem gambling within the squad is 'an area of concern' that they hope to 'eradicate'... meanwhile, still going strong is the club's exclusive endorsement deal with Pinnacle Casino. "Pinnacle Casino reflects the strong values our football club represents," West Ham director Scott Duxbury said back in September. (Observer)
Well, well, well.

so... gambling the family silver in the vain hope of success, then?

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:38 pm

odds on mucas neill getting sent off this weekend?

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:46 pm

officer_dibble wrote:odds on mucas neill getting sent off this weekend?

Not good, he'll get injured first

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:54 pm

The West Ham asylum inmates are being let out for the weekend and they're all heading for KUMB!

If we want to buy the likes of David Nugent etc to get us back up money isn't going to be a problem. Even though I'm not keen on Curbs he's heads, tails and top hat above the likes of Bruce, Davis, Burley tactically.

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