Drinking Games

[General Mannerheim]

Anyone know any decent drinking games - and subsequent forfeits???

[James B]

http://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/

fuzzy duck is one i've played often

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Why people need drinking games I've never understood - just drink!

[David Lee's Hair]

21 is good introducing rules once 21 is reached succh as abusive names, speaking in french etc...etc..

Forfeits 2 fingers for a wrong answer in the game, the remainder of your drink for reaching 21 - apint if thats all you've got, and if you've got nowt, get the charity pint ready wwhere all other players add some of there own. Always helped by thee ashtray contributing to the charity,. doesn't taste too good, but it makes sure you've got a drink

[superjohnmcginlay]

Why people need drinking games I've never understood - just drink!

Well said that man, Id just end up losing on purpose.

[General Mannerheim]

Why people need drinking games I've never understood - just drink!

Were going away on saturday, a group of 10, half of which dont know each other, i thought a good drinking game might help break the ice a bit?

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Were going away on saturday, a group of 10, half of which dont know each other, i thought a good drinking game might help break the ice a bit?

Surely just having a chat over a drink is enough? If not, then you can always play the version of 'I've never', where one person comes up with something that they've never done. If any of the other participants around the table have done the aforementioned thing (almost always rude in nature ) then they need to drink x (whatever the specified amount). If nobody has done the thing at all then the person who said it has to neck their drink.

Not only will you have a bit of a giggle, but you'll find out things about each other that might help with your ice-breaking activities...

[David Lee's Hair]

Were going away on saturday, a group of 10, half of which dont know each other, i thought a good drinking game might help break the ice a bit?

Surely just having a chat over a drink is enough? If not, then you can always play the version of 'I've never', where one person comes up with something that they've never done. If any of the other participants around the table have done the aforementioned thing (almost always rude in nature ) then they need to drink x (whatever the specified amount). If nobody has done the thing at all then the person who said it has to neck their drink.

Not only will you have a bit of a giggle, but you'll find out things about each other that might help with your ice-breaking activities...

Don't play that, visiting the oldest profession came up playing that once with an ex of mine and a few mates, I was that drunk I stayed standing. She never really forgave me that.

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Don't play that, visiting the oldest profession came up playing that once with an ex of mine and a few mates, I was that drunk I stayed standing. She never really forgave me that.

I make no guarantees as to potential embarrassment or testicle removal at the hand of spouses/partners for playing the above-mentioned game. Perhaps why drinking games are best avoided full-stop, someone always gets hurt and it all ends in tears

[Batman]

The Jack Bauer one is awesome.

[General Mannerheim]

we had a go at the ducky fuzz one, with Stroh80 as the shots, my girlfriend projected vomit all over the table through her fingers then we had to leave.

[Athers]

Played the 'centurion' a few months ago, that was decent. The forfeits were needed though to make it worthwhile.

[officer_dibble]

Has anyone seen the soccer saturday one doing the rounds? ITs very lengthy and complicated...

[Muse]

Roxanne is a good drinking game. Basically you just split into two teams one team roxanne the other red light, then play roxanne by sting and the police and every time the name of your team is said you drink. Simple yet good.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Has anyone seen the soccer saturday one doing the rounds? ITs very lengthy and complicated...

Do you mean the one on Facebook with these rules:

Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

[Athers]

Christ you'd be smashed by 5pm on a Saturday afternoon.

[Muse]

Has anyone seen the soccer saturday one doing the rounds? ITs very lengthy and complicated...

Do you mean the one on Facebook with these rules:

Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

It's my preston supporting mates birthday on saturday this could come in usefull cheers

[gaiser]

Has anyone seen the soccer saturday one doing the rounds? ITs very lengthy and complicated...

Do you mean the one on Facebook with these rules:

Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

Full time - You can give us a match report here om WT, i can imagine that would be a lot fun to read

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Another version:

The OFFICIAL rules:

Pick a division. It must have more than ten games. Usually either both Prems (as there are never enough games), Championship, League One, League Two, Conference. Then, for the following events in your division, drink the following:

1) Goal = 1 finger
2) Own Goal = 2 fingers
3) Red Card = 3 fingers
4) Hat-trick Goal = 3 fingers (so 5 in total)
5) For selected team (usually Celtic or Gretna) = 5 fingers per goal
6) If Chris Kamara utters the words "It's unbelievable Jeff" at any point... finish your drink. No matter how much / little is left
7) Your favorite player from your supported team (cannot be a goalie), every event above = a full can (or glass if your on a spirit & mixer)
Any of the above events that occur in injury time (so on 45 or 90 minutes on the vidiprinter) = double their value

Any disagreements, feck off, these are the rules, no exceptions

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Another version:

The OFFICIAL rules:

Pick a division. It must have more than ten games. Usually either both Prems (as there are never enough games), Championship, League One, League Two, Conference. Then, for the following events in your division, drink the following:

1) Goal = 1 finger
2) Own Goal = 2 fingers
3) Red Card = 3 fingers
4) Hat-trick Goal = 3 fingers (so 5 in total)
5) For selected team (usually Celtic or Gretna) = 5 fingers per goal
6) If Chris Kamara utters the words "It's unbelievable Jeff" at any point... finish your drink. No matter how much / little is left
7) Your favorite player from your supported team (cannot be a goalie), every event above = a full can (or glass if your on a spirit & mixer)
Any of the above events that occur in injury time (so on 45 or 90 minutes on the vidiprinter) = double their value

Any disagreements, feck off, these are the rules, no exceptions

So no matter what, all dingles will still be able to have their little pinky sticking out as they drink.