THE FIRST EVER BOLTON WANDERERS BASED ACTION ADVENTURE NOVEL

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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Well if you're going to make it into a film, can I get to rattle the lugs off that Shilpa Shetty bird please? :conf:
surely you'd make her shave her beard and tache off first?
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:08 pm

The Wanderer is officially GO!!

I just had word that orders can now be made for anyone wishing to buy a copy.

Price:

Paperback = £5.80

Dust jacket hardcover = £10.30

Orders can be made from here:

http://www.authorhouse.co.uk/BookStore/ ... E+WANDERER

I guess there is nothing left for me now but wait and bite my nails to the stub!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:46 pm

Having just re-visited this post after a few days I was only too pleased to see that some people have spent a lot of time and effort putting together a list of who would play who in the film of the book.


STEPHEN TWIGG!

Would he, do you think, be the kind of man who would put his balls on the line and watch his men's backs whilst shooting his magazine up a back entrance?

What do you mean, yes? :roll:
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Post by Gertie » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:18 pm

Wowzers Soldier that's amazing your the first person I know to write a real book and be a published author how cool, you must be dead chuffed so well done you!!!

I've just noticed in this thread some cheeky monkey has remarked on my tubbiness... How rude!! Like lots of things my waistline is a happy memory consigned to the dim and distant past.


(ooh just remembered that Monty is a published author, but then his book wasn't an action adventure based on people from the world of the interweb, and well I haven't ever met Monty... ooh I haven't met Soldier either and now I'm talking rubbish).
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:12 pm

Gertie wrote:Wowzers Soldier that's amazing your the first person I know to write a real book and be a published author how cool, you must be dead chuffed so well done you!!!

I've just noticed in this thread some cheeky monkey has remarked on my tubbiness... How rude!! Like lots of things my waistline is a happy memory consigned to the dim and distant past.


(ooh just remembered that Monty is a published author, but then his book wasn't an action adventure based on people from the world of the interweb, and well I haven't ever met Monty... ooh I haven't met Soldier either and now I'm talking rubbish).
Now? :D
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:14 pm

Gertie wrote:Wowzers Soldier that's amazing your the first person I know to write a real book and be a published author how cool, you must be dead chuffed so well done you!!!
Hasn't Tangodancer written the odd one or two?

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:08 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Gertie wrote:Wowzers Soldier that's amazing your the first person I know to write a real book and be a published author how cool, you must be dead chuffed so well done you!!!
Hasn't Tangodancer written the odd one or two?
Indeed - well it depends how you define odd. Certainly part of his Moro trilogy was available for purchase.
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Post by Gertie » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:23 pm

Um OK, in that case... As well as Tango and Monty, who I haven't met... Soldier is the third person who I haven't met who has written and published and entire book so well done I'm really chuffed for you.

congratulations hooray!!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:14 pm

Gertie wrote:Um OK, in that case... As well as Tango and Monty, who I haven't met... Soldier is the third person who I haven't met who has written and published and entire book so well done I'm really chuffed for you.

congratulations hooray!!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:23 pm

For those still interested. Here is the new poster for the book. It's the poster that will be displayed outside the Reebok superstore at the beginning of next month.





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Post by Batman » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:27 pm

who designed the cover?

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:30 pm

Batman wrote:who designed the cover?
What this one? Or the book cover?

Kev did the design for the book cover for me, authorhouse did the graphical tidying up.

A friend of mine who read the book last week sent me this one, he said it's how he saw Commie. I was going to save it for 'The Mist of Clarity' but patience isn't one of my better qualities.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:19 pm

Just to let you all know, the book is now on sale from the Bolton Wanderers Reebok superstore as of this morning.

They have promised me that they will put in for a bulk order if they sell the copies they have now. So the success or failure of 'The Wanderer' all rests on the immedaite sales of the books they have now.


So, if your passing and have far to much money on you, maybe you can help out old SOTWA :wink:



Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! :mrgreen:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:48 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/wanderer ... ke_off.php

missed this you fly bastard

Aye, I picked the right fxcking week, didn't I!! :roll:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:00 pm


Seen this morning in the Reebok shop, Gary Megson, currently being touted for the job of managing Bolton, reading a copy of The Wanderer with a very worried expression on his face. He appeared to be checking the book against a team list and doing a lot of head shaking and frowning. As he left the store he was heard to mutter: "Who the fxxk is Daxter?"
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Post by perfan » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:40 pm

Received my copy in the post, very exciting! The book looks great (coming from me that's a high accolade because I DO judge a book by its cover) and we're all in there!! Best £5.80 I've spent in a while, well done SOTWA. :pray:

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Post by ratbert » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:40 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/wanderer ... ke_off.php

missed this you fly bastard
How old EXACTLY is that picture of you in the story??? :roll:

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:24 pm

ratbert wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/wanderer ... ke_off.php

missed this you fly bastard
How old EXACTLY is that picture of you in the story??? :roll:
must be an old story cos there's no way he's 36 :mrgreen:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:25 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
ratbert wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/wanderer ... ke_off.php

missed this you fly bastard
How old EXACTLY is that picture of you in the story??? :roll:
must be an old story cos there's no way he's 36 :mrgreen:

Errm, I think Ratty was refering to you're avatar, Mr bloody right back! :fingers:


Seems 'The Wanderer' has landed in America too:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/143430 ... 64-2679662



http://search.barnesandnoble.com/bookse ... rer&SAT=11


If things carry on like this, I'll have enough to actually buy a round!! :P
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