Which celebrity would you like to have a fight with?
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Which celebrity would you like to have a fight with?
I'm normally a pacifist but I think sometimes some people just need to be taught a lesson. They need their smug faces shutting up once and for all and the only language they understand in a smack in the gob.
Top of my list would probably be Ricky Gervais. Don't get me wrong I'm a fan of The Office & Extras but let's be fair when he's out of character he's a bit of a tool. He came out of nowhere then overstayed his welcome. Plus because he's cracked America he likes to think of himself as the new Monty Python.
Besides, more than anything else he's out of shape so I reckon I could take him. Him and his lanky-streak-of-piss mate.
Any other suggestions? Johnny Vegas maybe? Bruce Forsythe? How about Ferne cotton?
Top of my list would probably be Ricky Gervais. Don't get me wrong I'm a fan of The Office & Extras but let's be fair when he's out of character he's a bit of a tool. He came out of nowhere then overstayed his welcome. Plus because he's cracked America he likes to think of himself as the new Monty Python.

Besides, more than anything else he's out of shape so I reckon I could take him. Him and his lanky-streak-of-piss mate.

Any other suggestions? Johnny Vegas maybe? Bruce Forsythe? How about Ferne cotton?
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Good one. My target in that category would be Quentin Letts. Odious little creep.Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Depends how you define celebrity. He's not Heat material, but if we define a celebrity as someone whose anachronistic, bombastic, pretentious, preposterous, offensive and ignorant thoughts and quotes fill our newspapers and TV screens, it'd have to be Brian Sewell. Man, I'd chop that mother down.
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Though he could be quite hard so if possible I'd like the element of surprise and maybe a bat.
Though he could be quite hard so if possible I'd like the element of surprise and maybe a bat.
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He'd be on the floor before he heard you coming...Athers wrote:Steven Gerrard
Though he could be quite hard so if possible I'd like the element of surprise and maybe a bat.
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+1 for Gervais.CrazyHorse wrote:I'm normally a pacifist but I think sometimes some people just need to be taught a lesson. They need their smug faces shutting up once and for all and the only language they understand in a smack in the gob.
Top of my list would probably be Ricky Gervais. Don't get me wrong I'm a fan of The Office & Extras but let's be fair when he's out of character he's a bit of a tool. He came out of nowhere then overstayed his welcome. Plus because he's cracked America he likes to think of himself as the new Monty Python.![]()
Besides, more than anything else he's out of shape so I reckon I could take him. Him and his lanky-streak-of-piss mate.
Any other suggestions? Johnny Vegas maybe? Bruce Forsythe? How about Ferne cotton?
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