Pointless observations

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:26 am

An occasional column designed to park the most banal comments and opinions mooted by our beloved sports media. Feel free to add your sightings - at any time.

Here's your starter.

Instead of sitting joint top with Chelsea, Liverpool would be 14 points worse off if their matches had finished after 58 minutes. (The Times)

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:05 pm

Is this the place to highlight this awful piece of drivel:

"There is as much science as art with Arsenal, and as much art as science." (ITV Commentator)

Christ.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:17 pm

Factually he's right, as they possess neither. They're a bloody fotball team. Was it Clive 'hyperbole' Tydylslysleyl ......feck, however you spell it.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:19 pm

Couldn't have been Tyldsley. No "thatnight in Barcelona/Istanbul" mention.

Oh, as an aside, anyone else see Del Piero's goal for Juventus against Real Madrid? Flippin' 'eck, it were good.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:21 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Is this the place to highlight this awful piece of drivel:

"There is as much science as art with Arsenal, and as much art as science." (ITV Commentator)

Christ.

Just the place!

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:13 am

Steve Bruce last night on united's first goal

"techincally it was offside but you can see why it wasn't given"

No Brucie, it's offside or not, black and white.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:57 am

How about ''you know what to expect when you come to Bolton''

Just about any pr*ck you can think of. One phrase guaranteed to have me muting the rest of said pr*cks interview.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:04 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:How about ''you know what to expect when you come to Bolton''

Just about any pr*ck you can think of. One phrase guaranteed to have me muting the rest of said pr*cks interview.

"They'll always put you under pressure with the way the play"

The most backhanded of 'compliments' we can possibly receive

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:32 am

Not at all pointless, but one I'd like to highlight:

Bolton have gained more points (26), and scored more goals (24) against Tottenham than against any other club in the Premier League. - BBC Website

...planting that kiss of death firmly on the cheek.

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