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Did whoever is on page 3 today impart words of such wisdom they made the paper light up, as per?superjohnmcginlay wrote:Indeed. Complete Armageddon on pages 4&5 of t'Sun. After the boobs. Obviously.Verbal wrote:Now on level 5 alert.
Sounds like the beginning of the aporkalypse
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Too right. Nikkala was amazed to hear about the couple caught bonking on the lawn of Windsor Castle.Verbal wrote:Did whoever is on page 3 today impart words of such wisdom they made the paper light up, as per?superjohnmcginlay wrote:Indeed. Complete Armageddon on pages 4&5 of t'Sun. After the boobs. Obviously.Verbal wrote:Now on level 5 alert.
Sounds like the beginning of the aporkalypse
We all know this is serious, but as usual the Media blow everything out of proportion. Yes there's a disease...now come join the billions of others who are killing people everyday. Yes we should keep an eye out and bee careful but thats only the same as everything else.
Eventually we'll all end up living inside little bubbles. No wonder (and no offense to anyone) that there are so many allergic people these days. Yes it is notice more than it used to be as it is picked up quicker, but there has also been an increase as the immunities to certain allergies have dropped with the sterilisation of everything, from toilet seats to candy floss.
Eventually we'll all end up living inside little bubbles. No wonder (and no offense to anyone) that there are so many allergic people these days. Yes it is notice more than it used to be as it is picked up quicker, but there has also been an increase as the immunities to certain allergies have dropped with the sterilisation of everything, from toilet seats to candy floss.
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I heard if you get it you turn into a little piggy, with trotters (COME ON YOU TROTTERS!), a snout and a little piggy tail that sticks out of your kex in a charming way.
That's what I heard anyway.
Looks like the birds have had the last laugh on the 'flu front.
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That's what I heard anyway.
Looks like the birds have had the last laugh on the 'flu front.
Nice knowing eveyone.
I WILL SURVIVE!
I'm not asking you to 'think outside the box' I just wish you'd have a rummage around in it once in a while.
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I went with PARMAgeddon.Little Green Man wrote:Hamageddon, shurely?superjohnmcginlay wrote: Indeed. Complete Armageddon on pages 4&5 of t'Sun.
I make myself laugh sometimes.
I'm not asking you to 'think outside the box' I just wish you'd have a rummage around in it once in a while.
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Well what do you know, it was a load of media sensationalist bollocks all along.
Well what do you know, it was a load of media sensationalist bollocks all along.
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The threat from infectious disease is there, don't dismiss everything out of hand but there are a lot of 'ifs' and but's along the way.blurred wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8028371.stm
Well what do you know, it was a load of media sensationalist bollocks all along.
The big thing about Bird Flu last year that was 'going to kill 40,000 people in Britain alone' was all based on the eventuality of the virus mutating so it could be passed from birds to humans. Well there's a possibility that I might mutate into a Godzilla and rest assured 40,000 would be a walk in the park if I did.
The way GMTV and the rest jump on the scaremonger bandwagon will eventually lead to a 'boy who cried wolf' reaction from the public and will we be prepared?
Epidemics happen. How many did Spanish 'Flu wipe out? We can't be complacent but we can't get hysterical.
When I am the last person left on the planet they'll be some changes around here I can tell you.
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If you're talking the 1918 disaster, anywhere between twenty and a hundred million people is the estimate. A third of the world's population is quoted as having died in the two years it lasted. Sobering thought.coffeymagic wrote: Epidemics happen. How many did Spanish 'Flu wipe out? We can't be complacent but we can't get hysterical.
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How inconsiderate can they be? As if the First World War wasn`t enough,crazy people our grand parents.TANGODANCER wrote:If you're talking the 1918 disaster, anywhere between twenty and a hundred million people is the estimate. A third of the world's population is quoted as having died in the two years it lasted. Sobering thought.coffeymagic wrote: Epidemics happen. How many did Spanish 'Flu wipe out? We can't be complacent but we can't get hysterical.

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So it's heaped untold suffering on the people of Mexico, yet when placed under the microscope its reputation turns out to be largely overblown, fed by hype and media sensationalism...blurred wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8028371.stm
Well what do you know, it was a load of media sensationalist bollocks all along.
Wait a minute, this sounds more like Sven flu!
Yep - we've already got 30m Tamiflu, probably a loads more after this one. Each 'crisis' leads to more stockpiling of medication.coffeymagic wrote:The way GMTV and the rest jump on the scaremonger bandwagon will eventually lead to a 'boy who cried wolf' reaction from the public and will we be prepared?blurred wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8028371.stm
Well what do you know, it was a load of media sensationalist bollocks all along.
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bobo the clown wrote:I've just realised ... this Swine Flu is all a big scam .... it just translates to Pigs Flying

Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families
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