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Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:11 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Frandsen08 wrote:any one got ricketts number??
Most defenders, evidently.

Nice one

madmarx · Post by **madmarx** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:42 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:I read that someone had offered a curly wurly!
Someone offered a 1981 Shoot Annual and 6 stamps.

We ( sunderland) have been basically raping them since the last day of the season and they just keep making it easier for us. My favourite offer was that of " an escape form colditz board game circa 1968 with only a couple of pieces missing" We have just about burst their mail box on this one...

This might provide a few minutes amusement on a friday afternoon, i know it wont mean as much to you as us but its funny as...

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=416033

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:48 pm

madmarx wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:I read that someone had offered a curly wurly!
Someone offered a 1981 Shoot Annual and 6 stamps.
We ( sunderland) have been basically raping them since the last day of the season and they just keep making it easier for us. My favourite offer was that of " an escape form colditz board game circa 1968 with only a couple of pieces missing" We have just about burst their mail box on this one...

This might provide a few minutes amusement on a friday afternoon, i know it wont mean as much to you as us but its funny as...

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=416033

One set of deluded fans mocking another.

Hilarious?

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:56 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
madmarx wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:I read that someone had offered a curly wurly!
Someone offered a 1981 Shoot Annual and 6 stamps.
We ( sunderland) have been basically raping them since the last day of the season and they just keep making it easier for us. My favourite offer was that of " an escape form colditz board game circa 1968 with only a couple of pieces missing" We have just about burst their mail box on this one...

This might provide a few minutes amusement on a friday afternoon, i know it wont mean as much to you as us but its funny as...

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=416033
One set of deluded fans mocking another.

Hilarious?

Well I gave it five minutes. Made me laugh.

i liked the line 'anyone know the German for schadenfreude?'

madmarx · Post by **madmarx** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:07 pm

William the White wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
madmarx wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:I read that someone had offered a curly wurly!
Someone offered a 1981 Shoot Annual and 6 stamps.
We ( sunderland) have been basically raping them since the last day of the season and they just keep making it easier for us. My favourite offer was that of " an escape form colditz board game circa 1968 with only a couple of pieces missing" We have just about burst their mail box on this one...

This might provide a few minutes amusement on a friday afternoon, i know it wont mean as much to you as us but its funny as...

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=416033
One set of deluded fans mocking another.

Hilarious?
Well I gave it five minutes. Made me laugh.

i liked the line 'anyone know the German for schadenfreude?'

Did you see the bondage shearer? Had me in bits that

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:39 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... ights.html

Newcastle pay Joey Barton 675,000 per year for his image rights. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read that.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:47 am

Owen's agents have just released a 34 page "Come and get me" plea, apparently.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:48 pm

seanworth wrote: Newcastle pay Joey Barton 675,000 per year for his image rights. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read that.

I'm not so sure that I'm having that figure at all. For all of his other shortcomings, Mike Ashley is an extremely successful sportswear retailer and knows exactly the value of a players image rights as a cost when set against projected additional sales, and to say that the soiled image of Joey Barton could, even before his latest contretemps, be valued at just under £13K a week is frankly ridiculous I'd say.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:35 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
seanworth wrote: Newcastle pay Joey Barton 675,000 per year for his image rights. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read that.
I'm not so sure that I'm having that figure at all. For all of his other shortcomings, Mike Ashley is an extremely successful sportswear retailer and knows exactly the value of a players image rights as a cost when set against projected additional sales, and to say that the soiled image of Joey Barton could, even before his latest contretemps, be valued at just under £13K a week is frankly ridiculous I'd say.

But Barton was signed and the image rights agreed before Mike Ashley was the owner.

Of course you're right it is ridiculous though.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:49 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
seanworth wrote: Newcastle pay Joey Barton 675,000 per year for his image rights. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read that.
I'm not so sure that I'm having that figure at all. For all of his other shortcomings, Mike Ashley is an extremely successful sportswear retailer and knows exactly the value of a players image rights as a cost when set against projected additional sales, and to say that the soiled image of Joey Barton could, even before his latest contretemps, be valued at just under £13K a week is frankly ridiculous I'd say.
But Barton was signed and the image rights agreed before Mike Ashley was the owner.

Of course you're right it is ridiculous though.

Art' sure? Ashley's cap was well in the ring before Barton was signed!

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:22 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
seanworth wrote: Newcastle pay Joey Barton 675,000 per year for his image rights. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read that.
I'm not so sure that I'm having that figure at all. For all of his other shortcomings, Mike Ashley is an extremely successful sportswear retailer and knows exactly the value of a players image rights as a cost when set against projected additional sales, and to say that the soiled image of Joey Barton could, even before his latest contretemps, be valued at just under £13K a week is frankly ridiculous I'd say.
But Barton was signed and the image rights agreed before Mike Ashley was the owner.

Of course you're right it is ridiculous though.
Art' sure? Ashley's cap was well in the ring before Barton was signed!

Naaahhh... Sam did it pre-season, didn't he? Like, knowing for sure he would tame the young man... yeh, yeh...

FaninOz · Post by **FaninOz** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:10 am

Just how stupid have Newcastle been, what mess they are in. With contracts like this who is likely to take them on at all??

".... In a development that will infuriate an already despairing Toon Army, it has emerged that beleaguered owner Mike Ashley is committed to paying his players massive 'bonuses' at the end of this month, less than six weeks after they tamely surrendered Newcastle's place in the Barclays Premier League.
With senior figures such as Michael Owen and Mark Viduka due annual loyalty payments believed to be in the region of £400,000, the overall bill will be around £10m. ..."

".... As a further indication of the financial chaos on Tyneside, Sportsmail has learned some Newcastle players will be heading into the Coca-Cola Championship on an increased salary in what appears to be a glaring oversight by club executives. While the likes of Hull, Stoke, Birmingham and West Bromwich always make provision for relegation in any contract negotiations, Newcastle evidently saw no need to in their recent dealings. ....."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... bonus.html

Frandsen08 · Post by **Frandsen08** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:19 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Owen's agents have just released a 34 page "Come and get me" plea, apparently.

i wonder who got sent that

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:25 pm

Frandsen08 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Owen's agents have just released a 34 page "Come and get me" plea, apparently.
i wonder who got sent that

All the prem clubs I believe! Pay as he plays and a few maybe interested, I would on them terms but noway would I pay him to lay on the couch for treatment no way on earth.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:43 pm

hoboh2o wrote:
Frandsen08 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Owen's agents have just released a 34 page "Come and get me" plea, apparently.
i wonder who got sent that
All the prem clubs I believe! Pay as he plays and a few maybe interested, I would on them terms but noway would I pay him to lay on the couch for treatment no way on earth.

Whelan said he didn't get one....

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:47 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:
Frandsen08 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Owen's agents have just released a 34 page "Come and get me" plea, apparently.
i wonder who got sent that
All the prem clubs I believe! Pay as he plays and a few maybe interested, I would on them terms but noway would I pay him to lay on the couch for treatment no way on earth.
Whelan said he didn't get one....

Well would you send him one?
He reminds of the 'muddy mildred chap out of that cartoon in the sun!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:53 pm

Newcastle defender Steven Taylor has hinted he could leave if Alan Shearer does not get the manager's job at St James' Park.

Ship

Rat

Sinking

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:01 pm

Put it on ebay Mike!!!

Would have got shut by now

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:44 am

Newcastle face a £750,000 wage bill for strikers Michael Owen and Mark Viduka, even though the pair may not play for the club again.

Both players' deals expire on Tuesday, but they have a clause in their contracts that means they will be paid for another month if they do not sign for clubs in July.

Can this actually be true. I don't even understand the logic.

Village_Idiot2 · Post by **Village_Idiot2** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:46 am

Looks like a Sunderland fan has been drawing up the contracts at Newcastle for the past years.

Apparently they are due some seven figures loyalty payments for seeing out the entirety of their contracts too.

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