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Post by as » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:04 am

Prufrock wrote:My wife is a right darling.


She's got big feck off eyebrows and always takes my beer and fag money off me.
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Did anyone see his missus? No wonder he looks like such a miserable sod (despite raking it in off our taxes), Baron Greenback eat your heart out!
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Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:46 am

as wrote:
Prufrock wrote:My wife is a right darling.


She's got big feck off eyebrows and always takes my beer and fag money off me.
:lol:

Did anyone see his missus? No wonder he looks like such a miserable sod (despite raking it in off our taxes), Baron Greenback eat your heart out!
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:47 am

Not angry, quietly content

Strikes...keep 'em coming boys and girls

Just to cement the Tory win
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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:48 am

Here's me and my missus...

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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:48 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:Not angry, quietly content

Strikes...keep 'em coming boys and girls

Just to cement the Tory win
well - go to the quietly content tory-boy thread then!

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Post by as » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:26 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:Not angry, quietly content

Strikes...keep 'em coming boys and girls

Just to cement the Tory win
Why do I get this feeling that the Tories won't win?

I mean, it should be a walkover, Labour have managed to alienate just about everybody, even 'safe' seats like Bolton (why working-class people insist on voting for them is beyond me) aren't safe anymore, but the alternative is an Eton educated toff with a humpty dumpty head.

Can't we have a Brewsters Millions scenario - I vote for none of the above!
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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:32 am

as wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Not angry, quietly content

Strikes...keep 'em coming boys and girls

Just to cement the Tory win
Why do I get this feeling that the Tories won't win?

I mean, it should be a walkover, Labour have managed to alienate just about everybody, even 'safe' seats like Bolton (why working-class people insist on voting for them is beyond me) aren't safe anymore, but the alternative is an Eton educated toff with a humpty dumpty head.

Can't we have a Brewsters Millions scenario - I vote for none of the above!

Labour have done everything in their power to lose this election - and yet - cameron is such a smug, empty-headed, air-brushed, ad-man's invention of a soul-less, weasley, policy-less, clueless soundbite, that even if people hate labour - which they appear to do - they will not flock to Cameron.

I suspect the tories will beat labour - as they fecking well should - but not by enough to have an overall majority

then it will be interesting to see what the lib-dems do...

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:34 am

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as wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Not angry, quietly content

Strikes...keep 'em coming boys and girls

Just to cement the Tory win
Why do I get this feeling that the Tories won't win?

I mean, it should be a walkover, Labour have managed to alienate just about everybody, even 'safe' seats like Bolton (why working-class people insist on voting for them is beyond me) aren't safe anymore, but the alternative is an Eton educated toff with a humpty dumpty head.

Can't we have a Brewsters Millions scenario - I vote for none of the above!

Labour have done everything in their power to lose this election - and yet - cameron is such a smug, empty-headed, air-brushed, ad-man's invention of a soul-less, weasley, policy-less, clueless soundbite, that even if people hate labour - which they appear to do - they will not flock to Cameron.

I suspect the tories will beat labour - as they fecking well should - but not by enough to have an overall majority

then it will be interesting to see what the lib-dems do...
It'll probably take them till the election after to make a decision.

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:36 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:Not angry, quietly content

Strikes...keep 'em coming boys and girls

Just to cement the Tory win
... and more contacts for me !! :pissed: :pissed:

Now THAT's what I call "win : win"
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:43 am

thebish wrote:Here's me and my missus...

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You SMOKE!!!!!?

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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:43 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote: It'll probably take them till the election after to make a decision.
they have kind of said that they will go with the electorate and support the party with a majority. They haven't said whether that means the party with the most votes or the party with the most seats.... which may well give them plenty of wiggle-room.

of one of them said Vince could be chancellor and promised PR - then it'd be deal done before breakfast....

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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:44 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:Here's me and my missus...

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You SMOKE!!!!!?
is that bad? :wink:

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:49 am

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:Here's me and my missus...

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You SMOKE!!!!!?
is that bad? :wink:


It just shocked me to see such a flagrant conflagration in a public forum, and you a man of the cloth! :wink:

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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:52 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:Here's me and my missus...

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You SMOKE!!!!!?
is that bad? :wink:


It just shocked me to see such a flagrant conflagration in a public forum, and you a man of the cloth! :wink:
it's not actually a cigarette - it's a little whistle I use to keep her close - she's blind, you see...

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:57 am

thebish wrote:Here's me and my missus...Image
To be fair, that doesn't look heavy, just a bit awkward.

(the twigs, not the missus, although .......... )
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Post by as » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:06 pm

thebish wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote: It'll probably take them till the election after to make a decision.
they have kind of said that they will go with the electorate and support the party with a majority. They haven't said whether that means the party with the most votes or the party with the most seats.... which may well give them plenty of wiggle-room.

of one of them said Vince could be chancellor and promised PR - then it'd be deal done before breakfast....
Vince comes across as a decent bloke - for the simple reason that he actually answers a question.

Vince for PM!
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:06 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:Here's me and my missus...Image
To be fair, that doesn't look heavy, just a bit awkward.

(the twigs, not the missus, although .......... )
You should see his daughter off camera struggling with the bale of Rizlas...

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:12 pm

thebish wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote: It'll probably take them till the election after to make a decision.
they have kind of said that they will go with the electorate and support the party with a majority.
Though, of course they won't, will they ? They'll go with the ones who offer them more.

It's great, PR ... the major party with the lowest votes then dictate the way the Government moves ... all done in the name of democracy. Fantastic. Almost Edward Lear-like surreal.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:15 pm

as wrote:
thebish wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote: It'll probably take them till the election after to make a decision.
they have kind of said that they will go with the electorate and support the party with a majority. They haven't said whether that means the party with the most votes or the party with the most seats.... which may well give them plenty of wiggle-room.

of one of them said Vince could be chancellor and promised PR - then it'd be deal done before breakfast....
Vince comes across as a decent bloke - for the simple reason that he actually answers a question.

Vince for PM!
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