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Post by William the White » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:50 pm

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One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
her bum - or the cockroach?? :shock:
Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?

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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:11 pm

William the White wrote:
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One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
her bum - or the cockroach?? :shock:
Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?
I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)

which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:22 pm

thebish wrote:
William the White wrote:
thebish wrote:
William the White wrote:
One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
her bum - or the cockroach?? :shock:
Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?
I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)

which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Filope?
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Post by Il Pirate » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:25 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
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I'll probably have a shit before I leave home - now leave it. :wink:
ahh - you went before you came?
Now I enjoy a good sh*t as much as the next man, but it doesn't excite me THAT much. :shock:



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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:35 pm

Prufrock wrote:
thebish wrote:
William the White wrote:
thebish wrote:
William the White wrote:
One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
her bum - or the cockroach?? :shock:
Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?
I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)

which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Filope?
bravo! :D

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Post by Hoboh » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:04 am

Prufrock wrote:It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.

Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky! :mrgreen:

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Post by William the White » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:15 am

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Prufrock wrote:It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.

Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky! :mrgreen:
should any of em be allowed toilets? :conf:

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:19 am

William the White wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
Prufrock wrote:It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.

Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky! :mrgreen:
should any of em be allowed toilets? :conf:
Nappies.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:00 pm

thebish wrote: whatever next - disabled toilets???? urinals set lower down for children????
I thought that they were for the good General's mate and his massive cock?! :?
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