For all happy multiculturists

[William the White]

One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.

her bum - or the cockroach??

Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?

[thebish]

One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.

her bum - or the cockroach??

Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?

I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)

which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

[Prufrock]

One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.

her bum - or the cockroach??

Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?

I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)

which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Filope?

[Il Pirate]

I'll probably have a shit before I leave home - now leave it.

ahh - you went before you came?

Now I enjoy a good sh*t as much as the next man, but it doesn't excite me THAT much.

Nothing so underated as a good sh*t; and overated as a bad Sh*g

[thebish]

One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.

her bum - or the cockroach??

Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?

I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)

which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Filope?

bravo!

[Hoboh]

It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.

Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky!

[William the White]

It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.

Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky!

should any of em be allowed toilets?

[Worthy4England]

It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.

Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky!

should any of em be allowed toilets?

Nappies.

[Bruce Rioja]

whatever next - disabled toilets???? urinals set lower down for children????

I thought that they were for the good General's mate and his massive cock?!