For all happy multiculturists
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Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?thebish wrote:her bum - or the cockroach??William the White wrote:
One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)William the White wrote:Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?thebish wrote:her bum - or the cockroach??William the White wrote:
One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Filope?thebish wrote:I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)William the White wrote:Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?thebish wrote:her bum - or the cockroach??William the White wrote:
One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
Gary the Enfield wrote:Now I enjoy a good sh*t as much as the next man, but it doesn't excite me THAT much.thebish wrote:ahh - you went before you came?Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
I'll probably have a shit before I leave home - now leave it.
Nothing so underated as a good sh*t; and overated as a bad Sh*g
bravo!Prufrock wrote:Philipe Filope?thebish wrote:I would very much hope that said choirstall was not being used as a dunny.... (and I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops)William the White wrote:Which would you go for if you found a scorpion in the choirstall?thebish wrote:her bum - or the cockroach??William the White wrote:
One day partner felt movement beneath her bum, stood up and discovered a scorpion. She screamed. I came running, and bravely smacked it with my flip flop, feckin hard, repeatedly in a frenzy of total fear, till it departed from this earth.
which reminds me - what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Prufrock wrote:It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.
Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky!

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should any of em be allowed toilets?Hobinho wrote:Prufrock wrote:It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.
Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky!

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Nappies.William the White wrote:should any of em be allowed toilets?Hobinho wrote:Prufrock wrote:It's a fecking toilet, that cannot be stressed enough. Out of fourteen toilets, it's two that have been changed for the benefit of people who want it. All around the country everyday businesses and councils try new schemes and new initiatives to cater for different groups, children, teenagers, single mums the list goes on and on yet it's only ever when Muslims are catered for folk get up in arms and the Sun bring out the bold typeface.
Ermmmmmmmmmm I object to most of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Lets not be picky!
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Re: For all happy multiculturists
I thought that they were for the good General's mate and his massive cock?!thebish wrote: whatever next - disabled toilets???? urinals set lower down for children????

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