All Arsenal fans are know-nowt nobbers

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:25 pm

officer_dibble wrote:You know how most teams you might have a mate or colleague who supports 'em that you don't think is a bell end? Like for instance I know some yernited fans from Manchester and *spit* I don't want to decapitate the b@stards every time they open their mouth?

Well I've never met a non nobber Arsenal fan.

I do actually know a non-nobber arsenal fan - she has appeared here from time to time - but she is a very rare breed...

Part of the problem is that they are utterly and blissfully unaware of their affliction, though, I guess, to REALISE it would be too much for anyone to bear...

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:32 pm

Uni 3s last year was made up one Bolton fan (me), one Charlton fan, one Watford fan, one Norwich fan, one Leicester fan, and the rest were all Arsenal fans. They were all all right as long as you never actually talked about Arsenal, that's where they all seem to become arses. I've heard Rags admit they've been outplayed, or fairly beaten, but never ever Arsenal fans.

as · Post by as » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:46 am

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:06 pm

This thread needs a bump. Dan Smith demands it!

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:20 am

They got Brum tomrrow, down here. Might sidle off to the pub for a bit of piss-taking.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:54 pm

Jack Wilshere's been sent off for what's been described by the BBC as a "dreadful tackle".

I'm REALLY looking forward to this one....

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:01 pm

I'm sure we will be blamed.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:02 pm

seanworth wrote:I'm sure we will be blamed.

To be honest, you're probably right.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:03 pm

seanworth wrote:I'm sure we will be blamed.

Well, to use their logic, that's impossible. Apparently we should take any problem we have with Gallas' stamp on Mavies with Spurs now, as he plays for them now.

I think we could see some of them combust over this. Good.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:03 pm

we taught him that - not wenger - it was a mistake to send him to Bolton... etc...

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:09 pm

I bet Wenger warned him not to hang out with that horrible Dan Smith. But would he listen?

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:22 pm

wenger says...

"I have no complaints. It looked a red card. He mis-timed the tackle - he didn't want to hurt the player - but he touched him, and it was a red card. Before that, I thought he was outstanding."

that's OK then - cos Jack didn't mean it... it's just players who play against arsenal that mean it...

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:08 pm

I've just been texted an excerpt from Wenger's programme notes. Apparently....

Managers have an important part to play - we are all responsible for the behaviour of our teams. What has got lost is the technique of the tackle: a tackle with two legs should be an automatic red card, but a good tackle is beautiful to watch. That means that your feet are on the ground, you are getting the ball back and only playing the ball.

Eboue was only booked for a tackle, off the ground, two footed as well.

But it's only players wanting to hurt Arsenal players that are the bad ones, yeah?

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:16 pm

Just seen the challenge. If Taylor or Shawcross, or anyone else accused of "assault" when tackling an Arsenal player "badly", and had - as claimed - intent to hurt a fellow professional, anyone claiming anything other than that to Jack Wilshere should be laughed out of the country. Wilshere's look worse than it actually is because, once again, Zigic gets there before and gets to change the direction of the ball, so the contact made is going to hurt a bit more. As in the case of Taylor and Shawcross.

Where's the link to that deluded idiot who was accusing everyone of assault? What's he got to say about it?

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:25 pm

And Arses clapping him off

Not even worthy of comment but I'd love to know if Arsene saw it

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:27 pm

He said it was "mis-timed". Which is a bit of a "no shit sherlock" type of comment you'd expect from him

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:33 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:And Arses clapping him off

Well, confirmation that they're the worst in football, then. Celebrating a tackle like that......

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:35 pm

Against Birmingham too. That's the moral high ground given a little bit innit!

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:39 pm

Ahh, yes, but

'We're having to look after ourselves'

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:41 am

As much as they are a bunch of know-nowt knobbers, it's a sad f*cking day when that's a red card. Bad first touch, had a lunge, missed it, but his foot is low, he caught him with his ankle and the useless lump, at literally a foot taller, has gone down like he has been shot. Foul, yellow card. Get on with it. That said, if it had been any other Arsenal player I'd have pissed myself laughing, and Chamakh's Ashley Young esque 'anticipation of a foul' was embarrassing.

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