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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:42 pm

Matches? They'll make do with rubbing bloody sticks together, matches put men out of jobs.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
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Post by thebish » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:42 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Matches? They'll make do with rubbing bloody sticks together, matches put men out of jobs.
bastard matches... (but what about the poor match-seller girls - what will they do?)
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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:43 pm

Sell sticks?
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Post by thebish » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:43 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Sell sticks?
those brown sticky things?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:44 pm

I'm not going to prejudge a stick on its colour. Or stickyness.
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Post by thebish » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:46 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:I'm not going to prejudge a stick on its colour. Or stickyness.
I'm a little bit cross that you have chosen to reply electronically rather than by employing a chain of running deliverers to bring your note by hand...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:57 pm

The full answer should be with you thursday week. This is just the abridged taster.
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Post by Dujon » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:08 am

Settle down you two. You're trying to put Mercury out of a job? Shameful!
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:18 am

Dujon wrote:Settle down you two. You're trying to put Mercury out of a job? Shameful!
Hermes. Please.
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That it's going to lose its mind
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:56 am

Fireworks. End of. :evil:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:27 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Dujon wrote:Settle down you two. You're trying to put Mercury out of a job? Shameful!
Hermes. Please.
True story - the email system we had at uni was called 'Hermes'.

:oops:
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Post by thebish » Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:20 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Dujon wrote:Settle down you two. You're trying to put Mercury out of a job? Shameful!
Hermes. Please.
True story - the email system we had at uni was called 'Hermes'.

:oops:
are you sure it wasn't "Herpes"?
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Post by Gravedigger » Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:31 pm

thebish wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Dujon wrote:Settle down you two. You're trying to put Mercury out of a job? Shameful!
Hermes. Please.
True story - the email system we had at uni was called 'Hermes'.

:oops:
are you sure it wasn't "Herpes"?
Must have been blisteringley fast. 8)
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Post by Raven » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:40 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Fireworks. End of. :evil:
Seconded!
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:46 pm

Raven wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Fireworks. End of. :evil:
Seconded!
I know right swiss they are!! The destructive power seems somewhat to be lacking nowadays, I mean they bang and fizz but don't acutally destroy like the old cannon or 321 bangers.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:04 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Raven wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Fireworks. End of. :evil:
Seconded!
I know right swiss they are!! The destructive power seems somewhat to be lacking nowadays, I mean they bang and fizz but don't acutally destroy like the old cannon or 321 bangers.
I have to lock my dog in every night because of idiots who start letting bangers off just after tea and carry on till crazy hours, and that's three weeks before Nov 5th and a fortnight after. I'm all for kids having fun around the 5th, but there are limits.
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Post by thebish » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:08 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
Raven wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Fireworks. End of. :evil:
Seconded!
I know right swiss they are!! The destructive power seems somewhat to be lacking nowadays, I mean they bang and fizz but don't acutally destroy like the old cannon or 321 bangers.
I have to lock my dog in every night because of idiots who start letting bangers off just after tea and carry on till crazy hours, and that's three weeks before Nov 5th and a fortnight after. I'm all for kids having fun around the 5th, but there are limits.
here you are Tango - sorted...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sounds-Scary-ph ... B000XPA5MU
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:16 pm

thebish wrote: here you are Tango - sorted...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sounds-Scary-ph ... B000XPA5MU
Cheers Bish, but doubt that would help. I take him for a walk and he ignores them. Get back home he goes bananas. Think it's a territorial thing. He's also terrified of thunder, eyes wild and shaking whnever it starts, yet goes mad at Rottweilers and Staffs whenever we see one. Weird.
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Post by thebish » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:14 pm

this...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -hunt.html

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Post by malcd1 » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:12 pm

I know strikes are always planned to make the biggest impact but this... This really makes me angry.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11623410
Firefighters in London are to strike on Bonfire Night in a row over new contracts, their union has said.

The 47-hour action will be the third strike date since the Fire Brigades' Union (FBU) announced strike action.

It said the dispute centred on plans to scrap current rotas and force staff to sign new contracts or face the sack.

But London fire authority chairman Brian Coleman asked: "What sort of union orders its firefighters to go on strike over bonfire night?"

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