Bad luck vrs your relegation rivals today

[ClaretCharlie]

Sucks that you lost.
Really wanted you guys to beat those moaning, crying scouse bastards

Oh well... onwards and downwards.

[Gary the Enfield]

Sucks that you lost.
Really wanted you guys to beat those moaning, crying scouse bastards

Oh well... onwards and downwards.

I thought you were doing okay this season. Oh! I see!

So are you still too embarrassed to go back on Clarets Mad yet, Soapy?

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Gary - he put that in his search button so that he could be seen as an online celebrity. It wasn't one of those "Epic Fail" things we all love. It was a hoax in order for him to get attention.

Hence why, so soon after the event, he's on here harping about teams in a league above his own. Because we remember his Soapy stuff from last week.

[Gary the Enfield]

Gary - he put that in his search button so that he could be seen as an online celebrity. It wasn't one of those "Epic Fail" things we all love. It was a hoax in order for him to get attention.

Hence why, so soon after the event, he's on here harping about teams in a league above his own. Because we remember his Soapy stuff from last week.

Aaaahh! Thanks for that. I thought it was just 'cos he's a thick (skinned) tw@.

[ClaretCharlie]

kee(etc)baaa(etc)b obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.

I'm here merely to troll you guys a little bit because i was bored, and because i genuinely did want you to beat Liverpool. Probably the only Claret that did.
Upon your crushing defeat (exaggeration) i decided it'd me mildly humourous to play with my previous topic title to read the opposite.

I should have realised how embarrassing it is to lose to a club like Liverpool right now.

Lighten up you miserable sod.


ps. I'd be here picking on you regardless. kthxbai

[Gary the Enfield]

kee(etc)baaa(etc)b obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.

I'm here merely to troll you guys a little bit because i was bored, and because i genuinely did want you to beat Liverpool. Probably the only Claret that did.
Upon your crushing defeat (exaggeration) i decided it'd me mildly humourous to play with my previous topic title to read the opposite.

I should have realised how embarrassing it is to lose to a club like Liverpool right now.

Lighten up you miserable sod.


ps. I'd be here picking on you regardless. kthxbai

And the other bit? You know, the fact that you're on our board trying to mock a team that is (and pretty much always has been) above you in the tables, just because you accidentally let slip (get it?) your predeliction for mammarian lubricated masturbation?

How's that going?

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

No, I have no sense of humour, if I have missed the comic genius in the above post.

Oh - "onwards and downwards" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Solid gold, that.

Now, about you not refuting that it was a hoax in order to get attention for yourself.....kind of takes the shine away from what was a very funny screen grab. Originally.

PS thanks for your manager. He's boosted the bedsheet industry in your town brilliantly.

[ClaretCharlie]

Now, about you not refuting that it was a hoax in order to get attention for yourself.....kind of takes the shine away from what was a very funny screen grab. Originally.

lol. You think it's a bad thing if it was a hoax?
And if it was, do you honestly think i could have expected it to go as far as it did, and that it wasn't just someone bored on a Thursday night trying to have a bit of a giggle amongst his own fans?

Get attention for myself? Stop your trolling, you're not good at it.

I suppose i should appreciate it that you think i am someone capable of such prediction.

[ClaretCharlie]

kee(etc)baaa(etc)b obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.

I'm here merely to troll you guys a little bit because i was bored, and because i genuinely did want you to beat Liverpool. Probably the only Claret that did.
Upon your crushing defeat (exaggeration) i decided it'd me mildly humourous to play with my previous topic title to read the opposite.

I should have realised how embarrassing it is to lose to a club like Liverpool right now.

Lighten up you miserable sod.


ps. I'd be here picking on you regardless. kthxbai

And the other bit? You know, the fact that you're on our board trying to mock a team that is (and pretty much always has been) above you in the tables, just because you accidentally let slip (get it?) your predeliction for mammarian lubricated masturbation?

How's that going?

This is how you should respond to someone like me keeebaaab, with humour and a lack of seriousness since very little i say on here is serious too.
Talk to Gary after class for some notes.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

It would have been funnier had, rather than openly and desperately looking for the nods and winks from people the weekend after your supposed Freudian slip, you'd have been in hiding. Permanently.

I never realised I was trolling, so wouldn't realise how good, bad or indifferent I am at it. And I'd certainly be able to identify better ways to spend my time rather than doing it on the message board of a club that has nothing to do with me.

Now, why are you here, if it's not to attract attention to yourself?

Oh, and good luck in the FA Cup on Saturday. Teams as low down as you start in that in the first round, don't you? Or did you miss out on qualifying for it?

[ClaretCharlie]

It would have been funnier had, rather than openly and desperately looking for the nods and winks from people the weekend after your supposed Freudian slip, you'd have been in hiding. Permanently.

I never realised I was trolling, so wouldn't realise how good, bad or indifferent I am at it. And I'd certainly be able to identify better ways to spend my time rather than doing it on the message board of a club that has nothing to do with me.

Now, why are you here, if it's not to attract attention to yourself?

Oh, and good luck in the FA Cup on Saturday. Teams as low down as you start in that in the first round, don't you? Or did you miss out on qualifying for it?

Why would i "disappear"?
And where am i supposed to be desperately looking for nods and winks? I really dont give a shit if you make comments about it or not but i think you'll find the first 2 or 3 references to it on this thread were by natives. lol. Why should i change my identiy just because a joke went too far? No one was killed.

I came on here to talk about football. You brought "it" up.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

kee(etc)baaa(etc)b obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.

I'm here merely to troll you guys a little bit because i was bored, and because i genuinely did want you to beat Liverpool. Probably the only Claret that did.
Upon your crushing defeat (exaggeration) i decided it'd me mildly humourous to play with my previous topic title to read the opposite.

I should have realised how embarrassing it is to lose to a club like Liverpool right now.

Lighten up you miserable sod.


ps. I'd be here picking on you regardless. kthxbai

And the other bit? You know, the fact that you're on our board trying to mock a team that is (and pretty much always has been) above you in the tables, just because you accidentally let slip (get it?) your predeliction for mammarian lubricated masturbation?

How's that going?

This is how you should respond to someone like me keeebaaab, with humour and a lack of seriousness since very little i say on here is serious too.
Talk to Gary after class for some notes.

Very little I say on here is serious as well. Which makes your sanctimonious drivel, telling me how I should speak to someone on here, kinda redundant.

Now, do you have the attention you've craved, or should I just fall into line and call you Soapy? That's what you want, isn't it?

[ClaretCharlie]

I never realised I was trolling, so wouldn't realise how good, bad or indifferent I am at it. And I'd certainly be able to identify better ways to spend my time rather than doing it on the message board of a club that has nothing to do with me.

...and in future please learn the meaning of words before using them. You can't be indifferent at something. It doesn't mean "average"

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

I never realised I was trolling, so wouldn't realise how good, bad or indifferent I am at it. And I'd certainly be able to identify better ways to spend my time rather than doing it on the message board of a club that has nothing to do with me.

...and in future please learn the meaning of words before using them. You can't be indifferent at something. It doesn't mean "average"

From dictionary.com:

in·dif·fer·ent/inˈdif(ə)rənt/Adjective
1. Having no particular interest or sympathy; unconcerned: "indifferent to foreign affairs"; "they all seemed indifferent rather than angry".
2. Neither good nor bad; mediocre: "attempts to distinguish between good, bad, and indifferent work"

Look at number 2.

Please learn the meaning of words if you're going to try and be clever.

[ClaretCharlie]

lol, then i suck at burning. Fair one.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Listen, I mean you no ill, and I normally welcome fans from other clubs onto here. Not when they offer absolutely no substance to the board, though. And my mind is suspicious over the whole episode. Still is to be honest.

[ClaretCharlie]

Listen, I mean you no ill, and I normally welcome fans from other clubs onto here. Not when they offer absolutely no substance to the board, though. And my mind is suspicious over the whole episode. Still is to be honest.

I haven't acrued these 60+ posts overnight you know.
I was here trolling you guys way back in January Usually on your own threads though so it was easy enough to pick on you and still come across as not a prick. My first thread was a geniune one wishing you luck. Since you lost i saw the opportunity do have 2 opposite threads on top of each other. (don't do it)
Simple minds...

[ClaretCharlie]

And just think, we both could have spent this time being forced watch to corrie or something, so really i've done us both a favour.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

You've obviously not seen some of the people on here, then, if you think 60 posts can't be accrued overnight! I reckon I've done 60 posts using less than 100 words in one night before!

But can you see how why some people would be cynical about your motives, after you've gained, purposefully or not, notoriety on football fora? The timing just seems, well, too convenient for it to have been coincidence.

Maybe my mind's just too suspicious....

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

And just think, we both could have spent this time being forced watch to corrie or something, so really i've done us both a favour.

I'm supposed to be working, yer bastard.