TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:32 pm

Ooh ta General.

Next up...

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by BwfcDan » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:53 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Ooh ta General.

Next up...

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:56 pm

I'm going to go for the subtle - PAIR OF c*nts
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:55 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Ooh ta General.

Next up...

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:11 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:I'm going to go for the subtle - PAIR OF c*nts
Subtlety wins the day. Over to you LL..
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:54 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by clapton is god » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:11 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by seanworth » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:43 pm

Nelson's last erection.
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Post by jaffka » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:57 pm

Nelson gets Duke'd
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:00 pm

Is it Willie Nelson?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:34 pm

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Post by 2399 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:49 am

Number 30 learns what a full nelson is.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:44 am

The new sport of "Lifting a Man Without Use of Hands" was going down well at the Gay Olympics.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:15 am

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:19 am

Well done Gary the Enfield - you're the winner winner chicken dinner

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:39 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well done Gary the Enfield - you're the winner winner chicken dinner

8)

Oh! Wow!

Give me a minute (or two)
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:46 pm

Crack on!!!

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:51 pm

[quote="Gary the Enfield"]Crack on!!!

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What bloody idiot loaded up an image this large? :wink:
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:53 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:Crack on!!!

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What bloody idiot loaded up an image this large? :wink:

It's an ELEPHANT!!!!!! :grin:
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