Teenage angst....

[Gooner Girl]

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

i very much doubt he wants a sympathy shag! For a start i'm 30, 10 years older then him, so he's hardly gonna fancy me is he! Secondly, i'm pretty sure he knows i am married and thirdly hes a spurs fan!

Astonishing naivety there, if I might be so bold.

You're such a cynic! Think the best of people!

[Gooner Girl]

Case in point.

I don't know what you mean!!

you lost me...

[Lofthouse Lower]

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

i very much doubt he wants a sympathy shag! For a start i'm 30, 10 years older then him, so he's hardly gonna fancy me is he! Secondly, i'm pretty sure he knows i am married and thirdly hes a spurs fan!

Astonishing naivety there, if I might be so bold.

He's right.

[BWFC_Insane]

Basically when you boil it down to real practical advice here I think this lads got two options both of which he'll need some cash off you for (if you're his chosen confidant its only fair)....

1) He goes to find one of them high class hookers and bangs her backdoors in for a few hours to relieve his stress and frustration.

2) If he really can't get this girl out of his head and she really has no interest in this gawping 20 year old loon then go down the Rohypnol route.

[thebish]

Case in point.

I don't know what you mean!!

you lost me...

I think LK is outrageously suggesting that I, myself, might be trying to gain entry to your rather tasty panties...

shocking - I know - but that's the way his cynical dirty mind works!!

[Gary the Enfield]

Questions you could/should put to him.

1. Why is he pursuing a schoolie?
2. Does he have any interests that bring him into contact with other girls?
3. How much experience has he had with girls?

It sounds to me like he is very immature in forming relationships with girls. Also if she is doing her GCSE's this year she will not need the distraction of this mope hanging around.

Tell him to back off for the next 4 months. That way she'll get the space she needs and he may find something other than her to occupy his mind.

Alternatively, tell the girl's father (quietly) about him and let Darwin's Law decide.

p.s. The Bish only wants to get into the back pocket of your hotpants to get the fiver he knows is lying there!

p.p.s. Amy Pond is mine.

[Raven]

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

i very much doubt he wants a sympathy shag! For a start i'm 30, 10 years older then him, so he's hardly gonna fancy me is he! Secondly, i'm pretty sure he knows i am married and thirdly hes a spurs fan!

Thats the breaker, make him look as stupid as possible

[CrazyHorse]

Sounds to me like this guy is a bit of a simpleton. He needs to stop fannying around on facebook and get himself off down the pub and meet some real women because sniffing round schoolgirls is likely to get him twtted.

[Armchair Wanderer]

At least he's not 30 and she's 15 asking a 20yo for advice... are any of them pregnant or on drugs?

Been watching too much jeremy kyle

[Lord Kangana]

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[boltonboris]

Tell the little virgin to have a crack at it.. If he nails it, sweet. Otherwise, it's one of life's valuable lessons

[Lofthouse Lower]

Haaaaa the bosses daughter thing! Too many fantasy stories that young lads been reading it'll be the bosses wife next (Or better still, both).

Sympathise with him but there ain't no "cure" most males lust after the "unreachable" ones then you find later on they only like pound notes and a fat bank account to pay the personal trainer they then lust after

Is that like the Nicky Hunt and Peter Reid's daughter tale?

[Gooner Girl]

Basically when you boil it down to real practical advice here I think this lads got two options both of which he'll need some cash off you for (if you're his chosen confidant its only fair)....

1) He goes to find one of them high class hookers and bangs her backdoors in for a few hours to relieve his stress and frustration.

2) If he really can't get this girl out of his head and she really has no interest in this gawping 20 year old loon then go down the Rohypnol route.

Ahh and you were doing so well with the sensible advice earlier BWFCi, should of known it wouldn't last!

[Gooner Girl]

Case in point.

I don't know what you mean!!

you lost me...

I think LK is outrageously suggesting that I, myself, might be trying to gain entry to your rather tasty panties...

shocking - I know - but that's the way his cynical dirty mind works!!

I'm going with Garys suggestion, you're after that fiver aren't you? About time you asked for a pay rise if you're that desperate for cash!

[Gooner Girl]

Questions you could/should put to him.

1. Why is he pursuing a schoolie?
2. Does he have any interests that bring him into contact with other girls?
3. How much experience has he had with girls?

It sounds to me like he is very immature in forming relationships with girls. Also if she is doing her GCSE's this year she will not need the distraction of this mope hanging around.

Tell him to back off for the next 4 months. That way she'll get the space she needs and he may find something other than her to occupy his mind.

Alternatively, tell the girl's father (quietly) about him and let Darwin's Law decide.

p.s. The Bish only wants to get into the back pocket of your hotpants to get the fiver he knows is lying there!

p.p.s. Amy Pond is mine.

I'll ask him those questions if we should chat again, i need to go get some chicken feed at some point... I did point out that her parents wouldn't be too interested at him sniffing around if their pride and joy is in the middle of exams, he says he gets on ok with her dad...

Reckon you're right about thebish being after my millions

[Gooner Girl]

Sounds to me like this guy is a bit of a simpleton. He needs to stop fannying around on facebook and get himself off down the pub and meet some real women because sniffing round schoolgirls is likely to get him twtted.

think you have probably hit the nail on the head there...

[Gooner Girl]

At least he's not 30 and she's 15 asking a 20yo for advice... are any of them pregnant or on drugs?

Been watching too much jeremy kyle

So's hubby, he wasn't much help with the wise advice either. It must addle the brain...

[thebish]

Reckon you're right about thebish being after my millions

I'm sure it was MY fiver....

[Gooner Girl]

Reckon you're right about thebish being after my millions

I'm sure it was MY fiver....

How did it get into the pocket of my hotpants then?!

You haven't been trying them on again when i've not been looking have you Bish? I told you about that last time! Bad boy!

[thebish]

Reckon you're right about thebish being after my millions

I'm sure it was MY fiver....

How did it get into the pocket of my hotpants then?!

You haven't been trying them on again when i've not been looking have you Bish? I told you about that last time! Bad boy!

I got the zip half way up - but the buttons didn't meet...