Teenage angst....

[Gooner Girl]

Reckon you're right about thebish being after my millions

I'm sure it was MY fiver....

How did it get into the pocket of my hotpants then?!

You haven't been trying them on again when i've not been looking have you Bish? I told you about that last time! Bad boy!

I got the zip half way up - but the buttons didn't meet...

Now that put quite a picture In my mind...

[superjohnmcginlay]

Tell him to go to pub. That's the best idea.

And tell him to stop being such a fooking fanny.

[Lofthouse Lower]

I bet he's a southerner, cos he sounds like a massive nice person

[bobo the clown]

He sounds gay.

Strongly analised and in-depth interjection there Batty.

[Lofthouse Lower]

It was a choice between 'gay', 'tosser', 'fanny' or 'wanker' - all based on the evidence of the OP.

[bobo the clown]

It was a choice between 'gay', 'tosser', 'fanny' or 'wanker' - all based on the evidence of the OP.

Well, I think we can all agree on the fourth option.

btw .... your sig. I take it personally. Far too close for comfort.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I have now read this thread and, while I felt it unusual on a Bolton footie forum to give helpful advice to fans of Spurs and Arsenal, it seems to me the advice is mixture of right and wrong. First I came from what you would call a posh family and IMHO poshness or lack thereof makes a big difference to parents but not to adolescent participants. The young man apparently lacks confidence and this is generally a killer with younger members of the opposite sex - they are uncomfortable with indecision. I, like verbal IIRC, correctly suffered from this and also wrote poetry with REAL meaning (which actually did get the odd nibble). I cannot tell whether or not he may be a simpleton, though I doubt it. I think Bruce's scenario may be closer than you think. In my teens and later I always went out with older women (both in the UK and Canada), which generally made things less stressful and much easier, and one of them at least was married. It was only in my late 20s when it seemed time to settle down that I looked for younger alternatives and married someone eight years younger. I'm not suggesting this is a good approach to take (especially in the light of hindsight) but, for the underconfident youth, you do what you must to get what you need. It may not be only your wisdom he seeks.

[bobo the clown]

by the way .... "I think I might be gay, but I'm unsure ..." was often a winner !!

[Lofthouse Lower]

It was a choice between 'gay', 'tosser', 'fanny' or 'wanker' - all based on the evidence of the OP.

Well, I think we can all agree on the fourth option.

btw .... your sig. I take it personally. Far too close for comfort.

I'm sure you're a very nice chap

[Montreal Wanderer]

by the way .... "I think I might be gay, but I'm unsure ..." was often a winner !!

Indeed, the missionary zeal to be the one to put a young man back on the right track was often formidable.

[Lord Kangana]

Spent a lot of time around Canal Street did you Bobo?

[bobo the clown]

Spent a lot of time around Canal Street did you Bobo?

Noooo. They all worked so very hard to pursuade me I wasn't. Worked a treat.

[bobo the clown]

It was a choice between 'gay', 'tosser', 'fanny' or 'wanker' - all based on the evidence of the OP.

Well, I think we can all agree on the fourth option.

btw .... your sig. I take it personally. Far too close for comfort.

I'm sure you're a very nice chap

..... no !

[Lofthouse Lower]

That's sad to hear, I reckon you are....deep down, and you're just cultivating some mysterious online persona.

[Gooner Girl]

by the way .... "I think I might be gay, but I'm unsure ..." was often a winner !!

Can't believe you men would actually use that line!!! Seriously?!

This wander through the male mind has certainly been illuminating...

[Gooner Girl]

I have now read this thread and, while I felt it unusual on a Bolton footie forum to give helpful advice to fans of Spurs and Arsenal, it seems to me the advice is mixture of right and wrong. First I came from what you would call a posh family and IMHO poshness or lack thereof makes a big difference to parents but not to adolescent participants. The young man apparently lacks confidence and this is generally a killer with younger members of the opposite sex - they are uncomfortable with indecision. I, like verbal IIRC, correctly suffered from this and also wrote poetry with REAL meaning (which actually did get the odd nibble). I cannot tell whether or not he may be a simpleton, though I doubt it. I think Bruce's scenario may be closer than you think. In my teens and later I always went out with older women (both in the UK and Canada), which generally made things less stressful and much easier, and one of them at least was married. It was only in my late 20s when it seemed time to settle down that I looked for younger alternatives and married someone eight years younger. I'm not suggesting this is a good approach to take (especially in the light of hindsight) but, for the underconfident youth, you do what you must to get what you need. It may not be only your wisdom he seeks.

He's not a simpleton, hes a fairly normal lad from the little i know of him.

It wasn't just my wisdom he wanted, though it also isn't what you all seem to assume of the poor, innocent lad! I think he wants me to ask her whats going on and whether he has a chance with her. Not sure when i will next see her to do so but if i do i might bring the topic up...

[thebish]

He's not a simpleton, hes a fairly normal lad from the little i know of him.

It wasn't just my wisdom he wanted...

indeed not, you minx!

[Gooner Girl]

He's not a simpleton, hes a fairly normal lad from the little i know of him.

It wasn't just my wisdom he wanted...

indeed not, you minx!

Read all of what i have put before you quote just part of it! I also said it isn't what you all think of the poor lad, its my help talking to her he's after!

[thebish]

He's not a simpleton, hes a fairly normal lad from the little i know of him.

It wasn't just my wisdom he wanted...

indeed not, you minx!

Read all of what i have put before you quote just part of it! I also said it isn't what you all think of the poor lad, its a threesome he's after!

ahhh... makes sense...

[Montreal Wanderer]

He's not a simpleton, hes a fairly normal lad from the little i know of him.

It wasn't just my wisdom he wanted...

indeed not, you minx!

Read all of what i have put before you quote just part of it! I also said it isn't what you all think of the poor lad, its my help talking to her he's after!

Or so you think. When you (foolishly but well-meaningly) intervene and she laughs in your face, to whom will he turn for consolation. The person who messed up his chances and feels a little guilty? As I said, I doubt he is a simpleton but withhold judgment on some others.