Elmander has a paddy

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:47 pm

What would you have preferred him to say?

At the time he was moved, he was our top scorer and still in relative form. We brought in someone in his position instead of the positions we actually needed cover and moved our top scorer around to accommodate a loanee and our below-par Captain.

Not exactly going to be enamoured with that is he?

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by thebish » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:48 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:What would you have preferred him to say?

At the time he was moved, he was our top scorer and still in relative form. We brought in someone in his position instead of the positions we actually needed cover and moved our top scorer around to accommodate a loanee and our below-par Captain.

Not exactly going to be enamoured with that is he?

probably not - but it sounds arsey to whine about it after you've gone rather than maintain a dignified silence and get on with your new job....

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:49 pm

Or it's his way of saying "yes, I was marginally shit at my old place. But there are reasons, honest, so don't worry - I'll be your man up top"

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:50 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:What would you have preferred him to say?

At the time he was moved, he was our top scorer and still in relative form. We brought in someone in his position instead of the positions we actually needed cover and moved our top scorer around to accommodate a loanee and our below-par Captain.

Not exactly going to be enamoured with that is he?
I just want to say that every word of that is bang on.

But then again, Elmander isn't one of us any more so fck him. The useless sack of shite.
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:53 pm

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:58 pm

Marginally shit?

Marginally?

He had about a dozen good games in 3 years.

Thats a very generous margin you're giving him.

I hope he ends up at Sheffield Wednesday, then he'll really have something to complain about.
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by keveh » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:01 pm

Yeah, that was one almighty paddy. :roll:

He's speaking the truth though isn't he.
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:08 pm

I'm guessing he was just answering the questions put to him...as opposed to grabbing some random person off the street, and them making them sit down while he pored his heart out to them about Bolton Wanderers.

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by thebish » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:08 pm

keveh wrote:Yeah, that was one almighty paddy. :roll:

He's speaking the truth though isn't he.

he was played out of position - that's true - but whether or not he would have scored many more goals if played in his favoured position is a moot point...

he won't prove that by whining now - he will come closer to making a point worth listening to if he just gets on with his new job and scores lots of goals.. (of course - even then he won't prove what might have happened at Bolton...)

if I was him - I'd have waited until I'd made a success of myself in my new job before making excuses about my old one...

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:10 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I'm guessing he was just answering the questions put to him...as opposed to grabbing some random person off the street, and them making them sit down while he pored his heart out to them about Bolton Wanderers.
He'd only have missed anyway.
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by keveh » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:17 pm

thebish wrote:
keveh wrote:Yeah, that was one almighty paddy. :roll:

He's speaking the truth though isn't he.
he was played out of position - that's true - but whether or not he would have scored many more goals if played in his favoured position is a moot point...

he won't prove that by whining now - he will come closer to making a point worth listening to if he just gets on with his new job and scores lots of goals.. (of course - even then he won't prove what might have happened at Bolton...)

if I was him - I'd have waited until I'd made a success of myself in my new job before making excuses about my old one...
He didn't say he'd have scored more though, he just wanted to prove himself.

He wasn't making an excuse either, all he's saying is that he wish he'd played up front more and not out of position.

People are reading words that aren't even there, just to have a dig.
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:20 pm

He didn't exactly have much of a blast really, and then there's journalism of course.......He was at least willing to play wherever he was put. Good luck to him for me. Course there's always the "I wish I'd never left Bolton" angle to fall back on.
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Choppers » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:22 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:What would you have preferred him to say?
"I don't play for Bolton Wanderers any more, so talking about them would be unfair, next question".
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:30 pm

keveh wrote:Yeah, that was one almighty paddy. :roll:

He's speaking the truth though isn't he.
Look - no-one would think to read the post, if it wasn't entitled as something that it wasn't and didn't have some added and fairly spurious sensationalism.

If the knuckle draggers didn't have something like this to get all indignant about, they'd only find something else.

Think it's great that they're getting all het up about a player that isn't ours anymore, rather than picking one of our players to have their own little paddy's about.

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:36 pm

Paul Robinson?
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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by thebish » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:38 pm

Choppers wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:What would you have preferred him to say?
"I don't play for Bolton Wanderers any more, so talking about them would be unfair, next question".
indeed. "I'm focussing hard on the part I have to play at Galatassaray. I had a great time at Bolton, but a new chapter has opened in my life and I hope to seize the opportunity with both feet."

it's not that hard...

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:40 pm

Trying hard not to make a comment about him using his feet and falling over

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:53 pm

It's possible that his goalscoring ratio has been noticed as a trifle low for a full-time forward, so he's doing a bit of PR.

Or it's just a quote or two being stretched a little too far from context.

Anyways, meh.

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:03 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Paul Robinson?
Yeah - he's a proper knuckle dragger.

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Re: Elmander has a paddy

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:17 pm

When I first saw this post I thought Elmander had had a dust up in the local Irish club. :shock:
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