Today I'm happy about......

[ohjimmyjimmy]

You're just nowty cos liverpool beat you

[Gooner Girl]

You're just nowty cos liverpool beat you

Had to look up that word - you strange northener But yeah, you're right! My niece and nephew support Liverpool and i'm supposed to be seeing them Wednesday... I may have to come down with a headache...

Not finding much to be happy about today...

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Hey, the headache always works for my wife...
Maybe go out and buy some new shoes?

[Gooner Girl]

Hey, the headache always works for my wife...
Maybe go out and buy some new shoes?

Hardly surprising she always has a headache if you have problems living up to the pressure

I bought a new skirt, don't really do shoes, more a flip flops or trainers type of girl! shopping does cheer me up though... That is a bit girly isn't it?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Bloody hell, way to kick a man when he's down....and by down, i don't mean 'not up'

That's extremely girly...shopping is my idea of hell.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Get a room you two

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Get a room you two

Dammit, my money was on capslock to say that first. Knew somebody would though...

[Gooner Girl]

Bloody hell, way to kick a man when he's down....and by down, i don't mean 'not up'

TMI! I wonder if its your skirt wearing interfering with your masculinity and causing these problems?!

That's extremely girly...shopping is my idea of hell

Yes, its my hubbys idea of hell too... I have to tempt him with a trip to Burger King if i want him to come with me and even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Bloody hell, way to kick a man when he's down....and by down, i don't mean 'not up'

TMI! I wonder if its your skirt wearing interfering with your masculinity and causing these problems?!

That's extremely girly...shopping is my idea of hell

Yes, its my hubbys idea of hell too... I have to tempt him with a trip to Burger King if i want him to come with me and even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

Nooo i havent worn a skirt in years, well it was a dress...and it was quite snug, dont know how these trannies do it week in, week out

To be fair, you do always end up going back to the first thing you saw, 4 hours later - would save a lot of time & hassle and sulking if you just bought that next time?

[Gooner Girl]

You have to be sure that its a bargain and the nicest thing in the shops, which requires going to every other shop to make sure....

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I suppose there's logic in there somewhere! But please please pleeeeease cant you go by yourself and do it??

[Gooner Girl]

I suppose there's logic in there somewhere! But please please pleeeeease cant you go by yourself and do it??

Would love to and do whenever possible...

I'm still happy about my new bargain skirt (though would have been happier if we had beaten Liverpool...)

[Bruce Rioja]

even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

But that's just it, you see?! A bloke sees a pair of shoes that he likes, goes into the shop, asks "Have you got these in a 10?", buys them and walks out. Women fanny about all afternoon only to return to the first place that they went in anyway to buy the first pair that they tried on.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Hope you're not planning to wear flip-flops / trainers with this skirt..!
Ah be fine, go player shopping with Mr. Wenger - he'll know about your reputation and just buy the first, most expensive player he comes across (probably our Gary )

[ohjimmyjimmy]

even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

But that's just it, you see?! A bloke sees a pair of shoes that he likes, goes into the shop, asks "Have you got these in a 10?", buys them and walks out. Women fanny about all afternoon only to return to the first place that they went in anyway to buy the first pair that they tried on.

'are you sure they look good?'
'yes i told you 4 hours ago they do'
'ok well if you're sure'

*its at this point i start chewing my own arm just to make the pain go away

[Gooner Girl]

even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

But that's just it, you see?! A bloke sees a pair of shoes that he likes, goes into the shop, asks "Have you got these in a 10?", buys them and walks out. Women fanny about all afternoon only to return to the first place that they went in anyway to buy the first pair that they tried on.

'are you sure they look good?'
'yes i told you 4 hours ago they do'
'ok well if you're sure'

*its at this point i start chewing my own arm just to make the pain go away

It's true, there are definitely differences between the ways women and men shop... Our way is more fun though

[CrazyHorse]

even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

But that's just it, you see?! A bloke sees a pair of shoes that he likes, goes into the shop, asks "Have you got these in a 10?", buys them and walks out. Women fanny about all afternoon only to return to the first place that they went in anyway to buy the first pair that they tried on.

'are you sure they look good?'
'yes i told you 4 hours ago they do'
'ok well if you're sure'

*its at this point i start chewing my own arm just to make the pain go away

It's true, there are definitely differences between the ways women and men shop... Our way is more fun though

Don't think so sweetcheeks.
Spend four hours traipsing round the shops only to buy the first thing you saw or buy the first thing you see and then spend four hours in the pub. Miles better.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Even if the first thing you see is a peep-hole bra or a fetching pair of cotton dungarees from primark

[CrazyHorse]

Even if the first thing you see is a peep-hole bra or a fetching pair of cotton dungarees from primark

Especially so.

[TANGODANCER]

even then he tuts and looks at his watch most of the way round suggesting i buy the first thing i saw - as if!

But that's just it, you see?! A bloke sees a pair of shoes that he likes, goes into the shop, asks "Have you got these in a 10?", buys them and walks out. Women fanny about all afternoon only to return to the first place that they went in anyway to buy the first pair that they tried on.

And then find they've been sold. It's happened...