Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Post by Horza » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:26 pm

I'd be getting rose-tinted if we signed him, but for you guys it's plain shocking.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:27 pm

Horza wrote:I'd be getting rose-tinted if we signed him, but for you guys it's plain shocking.
who do you think we should have bought that was available?

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Post by Horza » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:31 pm

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Horza wrote:I'd be getting rose-tinted if we signed him, but for you guys it's plain shocking.
who do you think we should have bought that was available?
1) I'm not giving away the fruits of my world-class global scouting network that easily.

2) Arsene still paid 10 megasquid for a flimsy over-the-hill 2nd rate schemer on deadline day and it's funny if slightly tragic that you're combing it for silver linings.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:32 pm

Horza wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Horza wrote:I'd be getting rose-tinted if we signed him, but for you guys it's plain shocking.
who do you think we should have bought that was available?
1) I'm not giving away the fruits of my world-class global scouting network that easily.

2) Arsene still paid 10 megasquid for a flimsy over-the-hill 2nd rate schemer on deadline day and it's funny if slightly tragic that you're combing it for silver linings.
Well i think he will be good for us. I'm happy with the signing (reserving right to eat my words come Christmas...)

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Post by Horza » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:34 pm

You don't need the micro-disclaimer, we're used to it.
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:50 pm

Correct Boris - Moyes is the biggest fraud going. Bollock faced nice person.

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Post by seanworth » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:54 pm

Actually gg while you might laugh scott parker would have been a better stop gap for you. A bit over rated I admit but a player with heart and a good leader. Two things your side has been lacking for some time now.

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Post by Hoboh » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:58 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Horza wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Horza wrote:I'd be getting rose-tinted if we signed him, but for you guys it's plain shocking.
who do you think we should have bought that was available?
1) I'm not giving away the fruits of my world-class global scouting network that easily.

2) Arsene still paid 10 megasquid for a flimsy over-the-hill 2nd rate schemer on deadline day and it's funny if slightly tragic that you're combing it for silver linings.
Well i think he will be good for us. I'm happy with the signing (reserving right to eat my words come Christmas...)

Is actually the town hall steps dear and I'm sure you will draw a decent crowd :mrgreen:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:00 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Horza wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Horza wrote:I'd be getting rose-tinted if we signed him, but for you guys it's plain shocking.
who do you think we should have bought that was available?
1) I'm not giving away the fruits of my world-class global scouting network that easily.

2) Arsene still paid 10 megasquid for a flimsy over-the-hill 2nd rate schemer on deadline day and it's funny if slightly tragic that you're combing it for silver linings.
Well i think he will be good for us. I'm happy with the signing (reserving right to eat my words come Christmas...)

Is actually the town hall steps dear and I'm sure you will draw a decent crowd :mrgreen:
whats the town hall steps and what will draw a crowd? You're being very cryptic tonight Hobo,h either that or my 'baby brain' is worse then i thought...

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:03 pm

The town hall steps are where some TW members promise to bare their fundament should a certain specified eventuality occur.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:05 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:The town hall steps are where some TW members promise to bare their fundament should a certain specified eventuality occur.
What 'specified eventuality'? :mrgreen:

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Post by Hoboh » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:06 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:The town hall steps are where some TW members promise to bare their fundament should a certain specified eventuality occur.
What 'specified eventuality'? :mrgreen:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:11 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:The town hall steps are where some TW members promise to bare their fundament should a certain specified eventuality occur.
What 'specified eventuality'? :mrgreen:
Artexter being dung!
We don't have any players calleed 'Artexta' :P and i'm sure i wouldn't draw anyone, let alone a crowd!

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:18 am

Gooner Girl wrote:whats the town hall steps
I think the clue is in the question, love.
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Post by 2399 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:04 am

I asked someone last night if they had a Premier League team and they said Arsenal.

He wasn't a Glory Hunter but from England and his Family down the line are Arsenal Fans.

I made sure to say that "I'd Hate (8) to (2) be an Arsenal Fan"

He said he was really happy and excited about the new signings this Transfer window.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:19 am

2399 wrote:I asked someone last night if they had a Premier League team and they said Arsenal.

He wasn't a Glory Hunter but from England and his Family down the line are Arsenal Fans.

I made sure to say that "I'd Hate (8) to (2) be an Arsenal Fan"
He said he was really happy and excited about the new signings this Transfer window.
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Post by 2399 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:37 am

I can't take credit; two people on here have wrote it

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Post by malcd1 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:33 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:whats the town hall steps and what will draw a crowd? You're being very cryptic tonight Hobo,h either that or my 'baby brain' is worse then i thought...
The Bolton Town Hall is the centre of the town centre. So basically people are threatening to show their arse in the centre of Bolton.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:51 pm

I see. Thats a very impressive town hall.

And when will the arse showing be?! Just in case i fancy a trip up north to :laugh:


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