Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:36 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:I see. Thats a very impressive town hall.

And when will the arse showing be?! Just in case i fancy a trip up north to :laugh:


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When you cease to be pleased with Wenger's transfer deadline activity and recant your words. Let me know - it might be worth a trip home.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:04 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I see. Thats a very impressive town hall.

And when will the arse showing be?! Just in case i fancy a trip up north to :laugh:


:wink:
When you cease to be pleased with Wenger's transfer deadline activity and recant your words. Let me know - it might be worth a trip home.
Reckon Boltons safe from my backside if that's the stakes! (for which they will be very thankful and relieved!)

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Post by Hoboh » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:19 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I see. Thats a very impressive town hall.

And when will the arse showing be?! Just in case i fancy a trip up north to :laugh:


:wink:
When you cease to be pleased with Wenger's transfer deadline activity and recant your words. Let me know - it might be worth a trip home.
Reckon Boltons safe from my backside if that's the stakes! (for which they will be very thankful and relieved!)

:lmfao: You Southerners really don't know 'owt about now't North of the Watford gap do you? :arse: :arse: :arse:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:49 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I see. Thats a very impressive town hall.

And when will the arse showing be?! Just in case i fancy a trip up north to :laugh:


:wink:
When you cease to be pleased with Wenger's transfer deadline activity and recant your words. Let me know - it might be worth a trip home.
Reckon Boltons safe from my backside if that's the stakes! (for which they will be very thankful and relieved!)

:lmfao: You Southerners really don't know 'owt about now't North of the Watford gap do you? :arse: :arse: :arse:
Nope, not a thing :D

What have i said now that shows my ignorance?! :conf:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:50 pm

Wilshere out til November! :( :( :(

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:23 pm

Back in time to submit a transfer request.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:35 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Wilshere out til November! :( :( :(
Could it get any worse for you lot?

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Post by seanworth » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:58 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Wilshere out til November! :( :( :(
Could it get any worse for you lot?
Cahill to score two against them to secure a 3-0 win in our upcoming game. Oh and for K. Davies to go go around Merdesucker to score the other goal. I think that might be enough for Wenger to completely lose the plot.

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Post by boltonboris » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:23 pm

What the feck does your manager have your players do in training??

This many injuries isn't bad luck.. It's no fekin' coincidence
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:45 pm

Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)

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Post by boltonboris » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:19 pm

He's been back in training
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:27 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)
May have lost the plot?

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Post by seanworth » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:33 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)
I think he simply means that Arsenal seem to have a very high rate of injuries, and not just this season. What does Wenger do in his training that results in most of his players ending up injury prone. Personally I always thought that Wenger used to rush players back, especially players like Fabs, which often results in them getting another injury. I wonder if this is the case with Wilshere. Did Wenger allow him to start training before he was fully fit. To me the teams that always seem to have the most injuries are Spurs and Arsenal. Could be wrong. Big Sam due to his training techniques always seem to have relatively few injuries, and often with older players.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:39 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)
May have lost the plot?
Cheek! You're slipping further down that list Colin ;)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:46 pm

seanworth wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)
I think he simply means that Arsenal seem to have a very high rate of injuries, and not just this season. What does Wenger do in his training that results in most of his players ending up injury prone. Personally I always thought that Wenger used to rush players back, especially players like Fabs, which often results in them getting another injury. I wonder if this is the case with Wilshere. Did Wenger allow him to start training before he was fully fit. To me the teams that always seem to have the most injuries are Spurs and Arsenal. Could be wrong. Big Sam due to his training techniques always seem to have relatively few injuries, and often with older players.
We do seem to have a high rate of injuries and i'm not sure how to say this without sounding a smug, condescending gooner (sorry, its not meant to be!) but i have always largely put it down to the type/style of football we play. We have some very fast players, we play quick one touch stuff and occasionally our opponents seem one step behind (Man Utd excluded obviously ;) ) so often go in late and injure with wild tackles. Its just a theory, maybe its not all the story, perhaps Wenger does rush players back too quick, but we have one of the best back room staff in the game so i really don't think it can be that :conf:

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:48 pm

Or you have a team of big girl's blouses.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:49 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Or you have a team of big girl's blouses.
:D That to ;)

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Post by seanworth » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:52 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
seanworth wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)
I think he simply means that Arsenal seem to have a very high rate of injuries, and not just this season. What does Wenger do in his training that results in most of his players ending up injury prone. Personally I always thought that Wenger used to rush players back, especially players like Fabs, which often results in them getting another injury. I wonder if this is the case with Wilshere. Did Wenger allow him to start training before he was fully fit. To me the teams that always seem to have the most injuries are Spurs and Arsenal. Could be wrong. Big Sam due to his training techniques always seem to have relatively few injuries, and often with older players.
We do seem to have a high rate of injuries and i'm not sure how to say this without sounding a smug, condescending gooner (sorry, its not meant to be!) but i have always largely put it down to the type/style of football we play. We have some very fast players, we play quick one touch stuff and occasionally our opponents seem one step behind (Man Utd excluded obviously ;) ) so often go in late and injure with wild tackles. Its just a theory, maybe its not all the story, perhaps Wenger does rush players back too quick, but we have one of the best back room staff in the game so i really don't think it can be that :conf:
Except you are leading the league in red cards this season, and I think you led the league last season as well. Or do you mean that your players are injuring themselves when going in late with wild tackles. Maybe check to see how injury prone Barcelona are. I have no idea, but I suspect it has more to do with players being brought back from injury too soon, or playing when not fully fit than it has with the rest of the league being bullies. Football is hardly the most dangerous game on the planet yet your team gets more injuries than a rugby team.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:59 pm

seanworth wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
seanworth wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Wilsheres injury was in a pre season game, not training.

Seanworth, Wenger may have lost the plot before the Bolton game at this rate ;)
I think he simply means that Arsenal seem to have a very high rate of injuries, and not just this season. What does Wenger do in his training that results in most of his players ending up injury prone. Personally I always thought that Wenger used to rush players back, especially players like Fabs, which often results in them getting another injury. I wonder if this is the case with Wilshere. Did Wenger allow him to start training before he was fully fit. To me the teams that always seem to have the most injuries are Spurs and Arsenal. Could be wrong. Big Sam due to his training techniques always seem to have relatively few injuries, and often with older players.
We do seem to have a high rate of injuries and i'm not sure how to say this without sounding a smug, condescending gooner (sorry, its not meant to be!) but i have always largely put it down to the type/style of football we play. We have some very fast players, we play quick one touch stuff and occasionally our opponents seem one step behind (Man Utd excluded obviously ;) ) so often go in late and injure with wild tackles. Its just a theory, maybe its not all the story, perhaps Wenger does rush players back too quick, but we have one of the best back room staff in the game so i really don't think it can be that :conf:
Except you are leading the league in red cards this season, and I think you led the league last season as well. Or do you mean that your players are injuring themselves when going in late with wild tackles. Maybe check to see how injury prone Barcelona are. I have no idea, but I suspect it has more to do with players being brought back from injury too soon, or playing when not fully fit than it has with the rest of the league being bullies. Football is hardly the most dangerous game on the planet yet your team gets more injuries than a rugby team.
I don't think i said the rest of the league were 'bullies', and i am fully aware we are currently leading the red card table, though not sure what that has to do with our injuries. :conf:

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