TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:35 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Prufrock » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:31 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:54 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:Bring out the gimp
WINNER! :mrgreen:

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Post by BwfcDan » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:13 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:11 am

Only one winner eh Danny

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by marshall_42 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:27 pm

The 'Hokey Coker' 'left leg in-left leg out' goal celebration was a big success at the Reebok.

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Post by BwfcDan » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:00 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:Only one winner eh Danny
Looks like it :roll:



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Post by Armchair Wanderer » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:47 pm

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Post by Raven » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:01 pm

Derry tells Rio Coker "tell me where your other hand is and I will give you your foot back"
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Post by jimbo_bwfc » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:29 am

New picture time...?

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by 2399 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:04 pm

I thought of a good one but then I realised about possible libel/.


It was so good I have put myself in the lead for this particular Competition!

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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