Hotels in Manchester
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Lord Kangana wrote:Even money can't circumvent Health and Safety considerations.bobo the clown wrote:.... & the fast toaster option ???Lord Kangana wrote:Will you be requiring any extras?
1) Bed @ £15.00 + VAT
2) Lights @ £5.00 + VAT
3) Electricity @ £10.00 + VAT (required if lights option chosen)
4) Car Parking @ £10.00 + VAT for every 24 hours or part thereof
5) Key for room @ £5.00 + VAT +
6) Room Key insurance @ £10.00 + VAT (required if exercising room key option)
etc etc
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You poor, naive child. Of course it can.
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Ok
7) Personal toaster hire £15.00
Mandatory personal injury insurance to be taken with toaster £560.00 per hour.
7) Personal toaster hire £15.00
Mandatory personal injury insurance to be taken with toaster £560.00 per hour.
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Re: Hotels in Manchester
which, if available in minutes would be approx £56 for two pieces with super-slow toasters inc., & £11 with normal "oh, I do seem to survive at home" toasters ltd. !!Lord Kangana wrote:Ok
7) Personal toaster hire £15.00
Mandatory personal injury insurance to be taken with toaster £560.00 per hour.
Still, it's beginning to add up, all this.
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Re: Hotels in Manchester
Minimum purchase one hour.
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Plus handling fee.
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fck, that's a lot of toast.Lord Kangana wrote:Minimum purchase one hour.
Unless using the hotel one .... in which case it's about 6 slices. SAFE slices, to be fair.
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whats all that about?boltonboris wrote:What's your budget?
HRG would be the best for this, but he's having a bit of time off here
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I've always found Manchester to be an absolute rip off, always at least £90 for a room even if you book well in advance. The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.
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You are Jim Davidson and I claim £5Gail Platz wrote: The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.
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Re: Hotels in Manchester
In your sweet dreams...Gail Platz wrote:I've always found Manchester to be an absolute rip off, always at least £90 for a room even if you book well in advance. The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.
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Are you a shirt lifter?Harry Genshaw wrote:You are Jim Davidson and I claim £5Gail Platz wrote: The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.
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My turn then, are you Richard Littlejohn?
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Re: Hotels in Manchester
If you collect your ticket in person there will be postage related charge and a service charge for processing the postage charge, then theres a charge for the car park you are using to collect your ticket and a charge to issue the parking charge then a fee to process these!Worthy4England wrote:Good, good. I like this a lot.Lord Kangana wrote:And don't forget the "do you actually want to pay us for this? That'll be another fiver then." option. Aswell as the handling fee.
If on the other hand you want to pay by card, we have to charge a further transaction fee...
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Collecting it in person? F*ck me, that'll cost you more than that.
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Re: Hotels in Manchester
Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?
As for bumming in Canal St....
Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.
As for bumming in Canal St....
Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.
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General Mannerheim wrote:whats all that about?boltonboris wrote:What's your budget?
HRG would be the best for this, but he's having a bit of time off here
Probably just pissed off with a load of the soft moaning old bastards on 'ere
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Prufrock wrote:Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?
As for bumming in Canal St....
Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.
No scalliea on Canal Street??????? There feck*' is!! It's a kick off hot spot!! My best mate and his parents own the New Union on the corner.. Some of the fights you see in there!!
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Worth a visit then? good enterainment?boltonboris wrote:Prufrock wrote:Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?
As for bumming in Canal St....
Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.
No scalliea on Canal Street??????? There feck' is!! It's a kick off hot spot!! My best mate and his parents own the New Union on the corner.. Some of the fights you see in there!!
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Just watch out for the chicks with the hairy hands...Hoboh wrote:Worth a visit then? good enterainment?boltonboris wrote:Prufrock wrote:Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?
As for bumming in Canal St....
Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.
No scalliea on Canal Street??????? There feck' is!! It's a kick off hot spot!! My best mate and his parents own the New Union on the corner.. Some of the fights you see in there!!
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If you fancy some drug riddled weirdo threating to stab you with a sharded piece of mirror, then the Gay Village is the place for you
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