What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[thebish]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

[TANGODANCER]

Cold supper tonight. Corned beef, chopped raw onion, sliced mature Cheddar and some thin tomato slices. Whacked it on two slices of buttered toastie loaf with salt and pepper to taste (mine) and scoffed it with a large mug of sweet tea. Delicious.

[Bruce Rioja]

Had a cup of Lapsang Souchong with it...

You had a fecking what?????

[Worthy4England]

Had a cup of Lapsang Souchong with it...

You had a fecking what?????

I think it's a small native Vietnamese dog.

[bobo the clown]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

A few days turns into a few months ? Any sign of it ending ?

If not .... just exactly HOW BIG is this tub? How big is he ? ... Could you fit him into it, by any chance ??

[boltonboris]

Had a cup of Lapsang Souchong with it...

You had a fecking what?????

Just a middle class PG tips mate. I wouldnt worry

[Gooner Girl]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can bring me home made scones with jam and cream on Tuesday Bishy, that would be quite acceptable.

[boltonboris]

Surely, it's all dependant on ow you pronounce 'scones'

[Gooner Girl]

Surely, it's all dependant on ow you pronounce 'scones'

Didn't we have this discussion once? Everyone knows it's 'scone' as in 'gone'...

[CrazyHorse]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can make some amazing fudge with it. Serve that at your next Women's Institute tea party and before you know it they'll have you stripped off and photographed for Mr September in next years calendar.

Or if you're as greedy as my old fella is, you can just have it on literally everything. On a biscuit, in a soup, with black pudding, whatever.

[thebish]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can bring me home made scones with jam and cream on Tuesday Bishy, that would be quite acceptable.

ok! (thought the clotted cream will be nearly a week old by then!)

[thebish]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can make some amazing fudge with it. Serve that at your next Women's Institute tea party and before you know it they'll have you stripped off and photographed for Mr September in next years calendar.

Or if you're as greedy as my old fella is, you can just have it on literally everything. On a biscuit, in a soup, with black pudding, whatever.

now - the fudge is a good idea... just made a banana cake too - might spread it on that and see how it goes down.. except - I am supposed to be losing weight..

[Bruce Rioja]

Surely, it's all dependant on ow you pronounce 'scones'

Didn't we have this discussion once? Everyone knows it's 'scone' as in 'gone'...

Correctamundo

[Gooner Girl]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can make some amazing fudge with it. Serve that at your next Women's Institute tea party and before you know it they'll have you stripped off and photographed for Mr September in next years calendar.

Or if you're as greedy as my old fella is, you can just have it on literally everything. On a biscuit, in a soup, with black pudding, whatever.

Where might I get a copy of that calendar?

[thebish]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can make some amazing fudge with it. Serve that at your next Women's Institute tea party and before you know it they'll have you stripped off and photographed for Mr September in next years calendar.

Or if you're as greedy as my old fella is, you can just have it on literally everything. On a biscuit, in a soup, with black pudding, whatever.

Where might I get a copy of that calendar?

it's in the bargain bin at fat-wobbly-vicars-nude-R-us, hun....

[Gooner Girl]

we are housing my missus's cousin at the moment - was a few days - then a few weeks - now a few months!! anyway - weekends he goes home to Devon... yesterday he brought us a huge tub of clotted cream!

any ideas what to do with it (apart from make scones and have a tea... there's enough for that - and then loads more!!)

You can make some amazing fudge with it. Serve that at your next Women's Institute tea party and before you know it they'll have you stripped off and photographed for Mr September in next years calendar.

Or if you're as greedy as my old fella is, you can just have it on literally everything. On a biscuit, in a soup, with black pudding, whatever.

Where might I get a copy of that calendar?

it's in the bargain bin at fat-wobbly-vicars-nude-R-us, hun....

You're not fat, you berk! Not unless you have eaten an elephant since I last saw you, which wasn't THAT long ago.

Tsk, and they say women moan about their weight!

[2399]

Long Story Short I scored 4 Low Carb Monster Energy Drinks, 1 Monster with Juice Can and 1 250ml Monster Coffee Drink ( Which was Made in the Netherlands!)

Also got my photo Taken while holding a Monster Energy Drink.... and in the other hand behind my back I was holding a sort of Rival Drink; Wicked Energy Drink!!

[William the White]

Lamb's on Sheep Street in Stratford on Avon. Very nice food - we were all fish-or-veggie eaters and had a great meal with spicy soup, plaice/goats cheese/sea bass mains, lovely service, just brill house white, perfectly chilled...

[Hoboh]

Vodka, copious amounts!

[William the White]

Vodka, copious amounts!

Am jealous....