Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

[Bruce Rioja]

Nope.

It's Van Basten.

We disagree then.

[Prufrock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AN1mntIDwk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Verbal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N40wuZK6Et0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Gooner Girl]

Now if we are talking cracking volleys on the Arsenal thread this one is worth a mention. It might not have quite the wow factor of some of Robin Van Persies but its awesome cos

a. Tony Adams didn't score many volleys and

b. it took the score to 2-1 to Arsenal vs the spuds, November 1996 in the last few minutes of the game before Bergkamp smashed another amazing goal home to send me and the rest of the gooners there that afternoon into ecstasy.

Probably my favourite ever Arsenal game i have seen 'live' and certainly one of my happiest gooner memories, so indulge me a bit here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcTO-YxRe7k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And the Bergkamp goal, not a volley but awesome anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvaxECYrrw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Prufrock]

Tony Adams? Swinger. It's Marco...

[Annoyed Grunt]

Drawn AC Milan in the next stage of the CL.

[Gooner Girl]

Drawn AC Milan in the next stage of the CL.

Sucks. Even though we won the group this year we still get a hard team. Humph.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Drawn AC Milan in the next stage of the CL.

Sucks. Even though we won the group this year we still get a hard team. Humph.

If you're going to win it, you're going to have to play the better teams at some point.

[CrazyHorse]

If you're going to win it

[Gooner Girl]

Drawn AC Milan in the next stage of the CL.

Sucks. Even though we won the group this year we still get a hard team. Humph.

If you're going to win it, you're going to have to play the better teams at some point.

Oh shush you, and let me have my sulk. Theres no point being sensible and rational. This is football.

[Gooner Girl]

If you're going to win it

And as for you!

[Annoyed Grunt]

If you're going to win it

Hey, stranger things have happened...........

[Bruce Rioja]

If you're going to win it

Hey, stranger things have happened...........

No they haven't!

[Annoyed Grunt]

If you're going to win it

Hey, stranger things have happened...........

No they haven't!

I'm trying to humour GG.

[Gooner Girl]

If you're going to win it

Hey, stranger things have happened...........

No they haven't!

I'm trying to humour GG.

Oi! You're going rapidly down in my estimation!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Me?

[Gooner Girl]

Me?

Yes! You! Humouring me! Humph.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Me?

Yes! You! Humouring me! Humph.

Aww, there there (pats gently on head)

[Gooner Girl]

Me?

Yes! You! Humouring me! Humph.

Aww, there there (pats gently on head)

Cheeky!

You'll all eat your words when we win the Champions League...

[Annoyed Grunt]

Me?

Yes! You! Humouring me! Humph.

Aww, there there (pats gently on head)

Cheeky!

You'll all eat your words when we win the Champions League...

I'll eat my own faeces if you do.