Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:45 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Yes! You! Humouring me! Humph.
Aww, there there (pats gently on head)
Cheeky!

You'll all eat your words when we win the Champions League... 8)
I'll eat my own faeces if you do.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:45 pm

You're more than welcome to :D
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:48 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:You're more than welcome to :D
Except i don't actually want to see photographic evidence - gross! So even if we did win it then you could and would just lie. I think we need a better bet!
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:55 pm

See, the thing is, if RVP gets injured....you're fecked.

We can bet whatever you want.........its pretty much nailed on you won't win.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:01 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:See, the thing is, if RVP gets injured....you're fecked.

We can bet whatever you want.........its pretty much nailed on you won't win.
I am aware of the fact we are totally stuffed when (sadly, not if) RVP gets injured, but theres always a little bit of hope whilst we are still in it... you never know...

Shall we bet on whether Bolton get relegated or not instead?! ;)
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:50 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:See, the thing is, if RVP gets injured....you're fecked.

We can bet whatever you want.........its pretty much nailed on you won't win.
I am aware of the fact we are totally stuffed when (sadly, not if) RVP gets injured, but theres always a little bit of hope whilst we are still in it... you never know...

Shall we bet on whether Bolton get relegated or not instead?! ;)
That's probably as forgone a conclusion as to you not winning the CL.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:48 pm

Phew. Bit too close for comfort against Villa tonight, but 3 points in the bag makes for a happy Gooner Girl! Image
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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:11 pm

in the spirit of this thread..

Van Persie booked for diving! :wink:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:30 pm

thebish wrote:in the spirit of this thread..

Van Persie booked for diving! :wink:
oooh ok, shall we have a competition?! Which team has the most red cards this season? Bolton or Arsenal? 8)
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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:37 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:in the spirit of this thread..

Van Persie booked for diving! :wink:
oooh ok, shall we have a competition?! Which team has the most red cards this season? Bolton or Arsenal? 8)

in THIS thread it would be a "booked or sent off for diving" competition - which you would win hands-down!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:40 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:in the spirit of this thread..

Van Persie booked for diving! :wink:
oooh ok, shall we have a competition?! Which team has the most red cards this season? Bolton or Arsenal? 8)

in THIS thread it would be a "booked or sent off for diving" competition - which you would win hands-down!
Changing the subject! Believe you would win the red cards awarded competition 5 to 3? Dirty Bolton ;)
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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:41 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:in the spirit of this thread..

Van Persie booked for diving! :wink:
oooh ok, shall we have a competition?! Which team has the most red cards this season? Bolton or Arsenal? 8)

in THIS thread it would be a "booked or sent off for diving" competition - which you would win hands-down!
Changing the subject! Believe you would win the red cards awarded competition 5 to 3? Dirty Bolton ;)

I'm not changing the subject - it is the TITLE OF THE THREAD!!!!

(ONE OF THOSE WAS OVERTURNED!)
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:44 pm

This thread needs the title changing.

'Gooner Girls thread of Arsenal's brilliance' has more of a ring to it i feel.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:50 am

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:08 am

Gooner Girl wrote:This thread needs the title changing.

'Gooner Girls thread of Arsenal's brilliance' has more of a ring to it i feel.
Ah ..... have your players stopped diving and Arsene stopped trying to make the game a non-contact one then ?

That'll be good.
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:20 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:This thread needs the title changing.

'Gooner Girls thread of Arsenal's brilliance' has more of a ring to it i feel.
Ah ..... have your players stopped diving and Arsene stopped trying to make the game a non-contact one then ?

That'll be good.

no! VP was booked for diving last night!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:18 pm

He's a trivia question - which side conceded the 20,000th Premier League goal? :P
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:58 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:He's a trivia question - which side conceded the 20,000th Premier League goal? :P
:laugh: :laugh:

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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:00 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:He's a trivia question - which side conceded the 20,000th Premier League goal? :P
:laugh: :laugh:

Always making history.
I think they'll have that written in one of the big gaps between the cup/titles-winning dates written on the boards around the stadium...
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:49 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:He's a trivia question - which side conceded the 20,000th Premier League goal? :P
:laugh: :laugh:

Always making history.
I think they'll have that written in one of the big gaps between the cup/titles-winning dates written on the boards around the stadium...
You take the mickey if it makes you feel better guys. Summat is needed to cheer you up at the moment after all, it won;t be your own football. ;)
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