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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:16 pm

Prufrock wrote:Defo with you on the giving you a receipt for everything. Some places even say you get your money back if they don't give you one. For the likes of food and drink you should have to ask for one. As for the money on receipt, if there's a queue, just put it in your pocket and sort it out when you aren't flustered. If you just scrunch it up the receipt holds the change so you know which is what in your pocket!
That works unless the change is a note as well.

And doesn't help the old dears in front clutching bags, dropping change, holding up the queue!

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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:47 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Defo with you on the giving you a receipt for everything. Some places even say you get your money back if they don't give you one. For the likes of food and drink you should have to ask for one. As for the money on receipt, if there's a queue, just put it in your pocket and sort it out when you aren't flustered. If you just scrunch it up the receipt holds the change so you know which is what in your pocket!
That works unless the change is a note as well.

And doesn't help the old dears in front clutching bags, dropping change, holding up the queue!
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Post by thebish » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:49 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Defo with you on the giving you a receipt for everything. Some places even say you get your money back if they don't give you one. For the likes of food and drink you should have to ask for one. As for the money on receipt, if there's a queue, just put it in your pocket and sort it out when you aren't flustered. If you just scrunch it up the receipt holds the change so you know which is what in your pocket!
That works unless the change is a note as well.

And doesn't help the old dears in front clutching bags, dropping change, holding up the queue!

which reminds me....

who's idea was it to let old people go in shops anyway???? :twisted:

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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:57 pm

thebish wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Defo with you on the giving you a receipt for everything. Some places even say you get your money back if they don't give you one. For the likes of food and drink you should have to ask for one. As for the money on receipt, if there's a queue, just put it in your pocket and sort it out when you aren't flustered. If you just scrunch it up the receipt holds the change so you know which is what in your pocket!
That works unless the change is a note as well.

And doesn't help the old dears in front clutching bags, dropping change, holding up the queue!

which reminds me....

who's idea was it to let old people go in shops anyway???? :twisted:
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Post by The Axman » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:24 am

Is that why it takes me ages to get to the checkout on Amazon... all the old fogeys dithering over whether to press 'send' or not?

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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:27 am

The Axman wrote:Is that why it takes me ages to get to the checkout on Amazon... all the old fogeys dithering over whether to press 'send' or not?
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Post by lovethesmellofnapalm » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:27 pm

Robert Peston (if that is how you spell his name)
especially on R4 though he's a w@nker on the telly as well.

every word drawn out in sonorous "listen to me i'm really really important" manner
never uses 50 words when 500 will do.
patronising fecker
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:45 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:People who give you change that is placed on top of the receipt?

Why? FFS!

In what world does that make things easier?
I'm half with you on this one.

But to be honest I'd rather start with "would you like a receipt"
Agreed - cos most of the time - i don't. And it is annoying when its all piled in together, i agree BWFCi.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:25 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:People who give you change that is placed on top of the receipt?

Why? FFS!

In what world does that make things easier?

By jingo, I do believe we've found summat else to agree on :D

Often I require a receipt. Now, the order of events goes: Cashier puts receipt on their palm and counts change onto top of it. Cashier then turns hand over as they hand it to you thus leaving change under receipt in your hand. At this point one of two things happens - either your receipt (and possibly a banknote) blows away and you have to go chase after it. Or, you immediately clench your fist. If you do the latter then you have to slightly unclench your fist to try to delicately remove the change with the thumb and forefinger of your other hand - cue - coins rolling around the floor. Whatever happened to just placing it on the counter? Bastards! :whack:
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Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:18 pm

Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:24 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.

bruce has his manbag and calf-skin leather wallet to juggle... :wink:

(GG is excused - you can't get your hand in her pocket..)

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:27 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
Well yes, but the change goes in the pocket - the receipt in the wallet - ergo, they need separating. Concept too difficult? :roll:
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:31 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
Well yes, but the change goes in the pocket - the receipt in the wallet - ergo, they need separating. Concept too difficult? :roll:
still quicker than putting it on the counter (if there is one) - and watching clumsy people with stubby fingers unable to pick up the 5p pieces!! :wink:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:36 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
Well yes, but the change goes in the pocket - the receipt in the wallet - ergo, they need separating. Concept too difficult? :roll:
still quicker than putting it on the counter (if there is one) - and watching clumsy people with stubby fingers unable to pick up the 5p pieces!! :wink:
Indeed, but when change is placed on the counter you can just swipe it off with one hand into the other - dans la poche - au revoir! :)
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:38 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
Well yes, but the change goes in the pocket - the receipt in the wallet - ergo, they need separating. Concept too difficult? :roll:
still quicker than putting it on the counter (if there is one) - and watching clumsy people with stubby fingers unable to pick up the 5p pieces!! :wink:
Indeed, but when change is placed on the counter you can just swipe it off with one hand into the other - dans la poche - au revoir! :)
not if you have clumsy fat arthritic fingers!!! (and not if the counter has an awkward lip!)

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:41 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
Well yes, but the change goes in the pocket - the receipt in the wallet - ergo, they need separating. Concept too difficult? :roll:
still quicker than putting it on the counter (if there is one) - and watching clumsy people with stubby fingers unable to pick up the 5p pieces!! :wink:
Indeed, but when change is placed on the counter you can just swipe it off with one hand into the other - dans la poche - au revoir! :)
not if you have clumsy fat arthritic fingers!!! (and not if the counter has an awkward lip!)
But that's ok because it's piss funny to watch :D
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: But that's ok because it's piss funny to watch :D
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:21 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
You say those things like they're an insult!

Bish, when you're running fast enough to catch me i'll let you put your hand in my back pocket then. Motivation enough for you?! ;)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:23 pm

Isprobably not 'new' news but something i hadn't heard til today. Not made me angry exactly, but a bit sad.

Apparantly there are no programmes on the radio just for children now?

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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:23 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Dear oh dear.

I can understand GG being upset about this, but she is an Arsenal fan, a softie Southerner and a girl.

Man up FFS and put the change in your pocket. Jessies.
You say those things like they're an insult!

Bish, when you're running fast enough to catch me i'll let you put your hand in my back pocket then. Motivation enough for you?! ;)
...you're a darned good coach and motivator...

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