Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by seanworth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:32 am

ferrarif50hunt wrote:We get a sh*t load of penalties? Are you 'avin a bubble? Yes we got 2 yesterday, but before that we'd barely had any all season.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:48 am

ferrarif50hunt wrote:We get a sh*t load of penalties? Are you 'avin a bubble? Yes we got 2 yesterday, but before that we'd barely had any all season.
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:59 am

That film was full of cvnts, so probably.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:56 am

ferrarif50hunt wrote:Are you 'avin a bubble?
Excellent use of rhyming slang there. Plus you get extra bonus points for using one in your username too.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:03 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
ferrarif50hunt wrote:Are you 'avin a bubble?
Excellent use of rhyming slang there. Plus you get extra bonus points for using one in your username too.

Bubble and Squeak = Larf? :conf:

Agree with the username though.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:05 am

Well once again I am overwhelmed by excitement following Wenger splashing the cash on the big name signings we so desperately need in the transfer window... Oh wait... No. We have an unheard of, unproven German teenager and the thrilling news that Chamakh will indeed be back from the ACON in 48 hours. Let joy be unbounded...

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Post by thebish » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:10 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Well once again I am overwhelmed by excitement following Wenger splashing the cash on the big name signings we so desperately need in the transfer window... Oh wait... No. We have an unheard of, unproven German teenager and the thrilling news that Chamakh will indeed be back from the ACON in 48 hours. Let joy be unbounded...
he'll be like a whole new signing!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:21 am

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Well once again I am overwhelmed by excitement following Wenger splashing the cash on the big name signings we so desperately need in the transfer window... Oh wait... No. We have an unheard of, unproven German teenager and the thrilling news that Chamakh will indeed be back from the ACON in 48 hours. Let joy be unbounded...
he'll be like a whole new signing!
are you Arsene Wenger in disguise? :conf:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:52 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
ferrarif50hunt wrote:Are you 'avin a bubble?
Excellent use of rhyming slang there. Plus you get extra bonus points for using one in your username too.

Bubble and Squeak = Larf? :conf:

Agree with the username though.
Bubble bath = leak? :D
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:37 pm

Jack Wilshere.....New stress fracture.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:49 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Jack Wilshere.....New stress fracture.
He should have stayed with us. We treated him well.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:30 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Jack Wilshere.....New stress fracture.
He should have stayed with us. We treated him well.
True, there's a lot more stress playing for one of the (ex) Big Four.
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:36 am

Stress fracture? He's done feck all for 5 months!!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:25 pm

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... the-season" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Thankfully shouldn't be ruled out for the rest of the season but very annoying just the same...

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:30 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... the-season

Thankfully shouldn't be ruled out for the rest of the season but very annoying just the same...
Back in time for the anti-climax to your season.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:32 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... the-season

Thankfully shouldn't be ruled out for the rest of the season but very annoying just the same...
Back in time for the anti-climax to your season.
When we win the FA Cup and Champions league you mean?! :P

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:33 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... the-season

Thankfully shouldn't be ruled out for the rest of the season but very annoying just the same...
Back in time for the anti-climax to your season.
When we win the FA Cup and Champions league you mean?! :P

;)
Funniest post of the year, right there. :D

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:35 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... the-season

Thankfully shouldn't be ruled out for the rest of the season but very annoying just the same...
Back in time for the anti-climax to your season.
When we win the FA Cup and Champions league you mean?! :P

;)
Funniest post of the year, right there. :D
:mrgreen: Thought i should try find something that might make you smile in the midst of your relagation battle. ;)

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:38 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... the-season

Thankfully shouldn't be ruled out for the rest of the season but very annoying just the same...
Back in time for the anti-climax to your season.
When we win the FA Cup and Champions league you mean?! :P

;)
Funniest post of the year, right there. :D
:mrgreen: Thought i should try find something that might make you smile in the midst of your relagation battle. ;)
Which, should we win that battle, means Barclays Premiership football next season. For Arsenal, another season of pretty mediocrity :P

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:47 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Which, should we win that battle, means Barclays Premiership football next season. For Arsenal, another season of pretty mediocrity :P
Different expectations of what constitutes a good season means you lot would be over the moon with 10th place, half the Arsenal fans would be off to top themselves if we finished 10th!

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