Joke thread

[2399]

I went to the zoo and all there was, was a little dog sat there.

It was a shit zoo.

I didn't get it....



This is how it's done:

bloke goes to the zoo, there was only a dog there


it was a shit-zu

From Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:17 pm!!!

Let's combine the two to make a super joke!
I went to the zoo and all there was, was a little dog sat there.

it was a shit-zu

[TANGODANCER]

I went to the zoo and all there was, was a little dog sat there.

It was a shit zoo.

I didn't get it....



This is how it's done:

bloke goes to the zoo, there was only a dog there


it was a shit-zu

From Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:17 pm!!!

Let's combine the two to make a super joke!
I went to the zoo and all there was, was a little dog sat there.

it was a shit-zu

[davroduk]

A young mother was taking her four years old daughter for her daily walk when the daughter stopped to watch some ants running up and down a plant. "What are those ants doing, Mummy?", she asked. The mother explained that the ants were probably milking the aphids that lived on the bush and then described what was going on. "Gosh you're clever, Mummy," she paused for a moment and added "are all mummies as clever as you?" "Yes, darling, all mummies are clever as they have to pass a Mum Test before they are allowed to become mothers."

The pair ambled on, the youngster deep in thought. Suddenly she piped up, her face problem free, "Oh, I get it! Those who don't pass the Mum Test have to become daddies."

[2399]

It's a Joke for Mothers and Women Basically.

My Partner laughed at it

[2399]

I told some jokes to a friend today (from the first 5 pages here/.)

He told a very Crude one.

I said I should post it here and both he and my Partner said 'No Way!' and that I would get death threats and even banned if I were to post it.


So I'll Post a riddle:

What's In the Past, In Today, at the end of every Era; But not in the Future????????????????





























Wait until next week to Find out!!!!


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This is my new Signature






















Nah ; It is the Letter A

[malcd1]

That was an easy one.

I thought you were barred from this forum anyway?

[thebish]

[Gooner Girl]

That was an easy one.

I thought you were barred from this forum anyway?

he should be purely for that new signature!

[2399]

The Signature I posted was fake.

(So I could add a few seconds extra to the riddle)

[Montreal Wanderer]

The Signature I posted was fake.

(So I could add a few seconds extra to the riddle)

It didn't require that many.

[Montreal Wanderer]

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.


As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?

[Prufrock]

Just walked in on my illiterate brother sobbing about how difficult his English exam is going to be. I gave him a big hug and said, "There, their they're."

He'll never know the difference.

[TANGODANCER]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

[thebish]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

[Worthy4England]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

Depends - sometimes it's just Kerrymen...

[Andy Waller]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

Nah, he had a Porsche.

[Gary the Enfield]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

Tick

[TANGODANCER]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

No, just because Frank Carson was an Irishman with a sense of humour. My dad was also one.

[thebish]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

No, just because Frank Carson was an Irishman with a sense of humour. My dad was also one.

... not just that though - cos you'd also have to be thick to sell your engine... surely? the joke IS that Irishmen are thick isn't it?

[boltonboris]

Worth repeating a classic in memory of Frank Carson:

"Did you hear about the Irishman who reversed into a car-boot sale and sold the engine."

lolz... that'd be because all Irishmen are thick, right??

You can be a right tosser at times