Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

[The Axman]

but probably only you, Bobo and Bruce know where I live and you're all nice boys who wouldn't dream of telling and adding to my humiliation - would you?!

Unfortunately GG you've given too much information away. I too now know where you live. I just don't know what you look like, but that won't be much of a problem, as I'm betting there's only gonna be one fit lady streaking down your 'high' street.

you're assuming i'm fit!

Kind of hoping you're fit so the experience of watching you run naked down the high street will be an enjoyable one, and hoping you're not so fit that you can streak past in the blink of an eye.

[The Axman]

Tim Payton, spokesman for the Arsenal Supporters Trust (AST), describes it a "a culture shock, a wake-up call for Arsenal fans who have been used to enjoying St Totteringham's Day".

That is the name Arsenal followers jokingly give to the date each season when Spurs cannot mathematically finish above Arsenal.

Unfortunately for them, that holiday looks like it will not be celebrated in 2012 and many of those fans are questioning how it has come to this.

Is this true? St Totteringham's Day??? This bloke's having a larf surely.
And what's the Arsenal Supporters Trust? a fund to find and encourage support for Arsenal!!! sounds a bit desperate if you need to support your supporters.

[Gooner Girl]

but probably only you, Bobo and Bruce know where I live and you're all nice boys who wouldn't dream of telling and adding to my humiliation - would you?!

Unfortunately GG you've given too much information away. I too now know where you live. I just don't know what you look like, but that won't be much of a problem, as I'm betting there's only gonna be one fit lady streaking down your 'high' street.

you're assuming i'm fit!

Kind of hoping you're fit so the experience of watching you run naked down the high street will be an enjoyable one, and hoping you're not so fit that you can streak past in the blink of an eye.

The first i wouldn't have a clue wheter you would enjoy it or not (theres some photos of me on here somewhere so you can make your own mind up!) but i can tell you, unfortunately, it would not be over in the blink of an eye!

[Gooner Girl]

Tim Payton, spokesman for the Arsenal Supporters Trust (AST), describes it a "a culture shock, a wake-up call for Arsenal fans who have been used to enjoying St Totteringham's Day".

That is the name Arsenal followers jokingly give to the date each season when Spurs cannot mathematically finish above Arsenal.

Unfortunately for them, that holiday looks like it will not be celebrated in 2012 and many of those fans are questioning how it has come to this.

Is this true? St Totteringham's Day??? This bloke's having a larf surely.
And what's the Arsenal Supporters Trust? a fund to find and encourage support for Arsenal!!! sounds a bit desperate if you need to support your supporters.

Yes, St Totteringhams day, a movable feast but happens most years (except possible not this one ) Normally one of the high points of a gooners season.

And i've just offered a ticket for the derby on sunday - have to rearrange a few things so i can go but hoping and praying i will come back a very happy gooner on sunday evening...

[Annoyed Grunt]

Tim Payton, spokesman for the Arsenal Supporters Trust (AST), describes it a "a culture shock, a wake-up call for Arsenal fans who have been used to enjoying St Totteringham's Day".

That is the name Arsenal followers jokingly give to the date each season when Spurs cannot mathematically finish above Arsenal.

Unfortunately for them, that holiday looks like it will not be celebrated in 2012 and many of those fans are questioning how it has come to this.

Is this true? St Totteringham's Day??? This bloke's having a larf surely.
And what's the Arsenal Supporters Trust? a fund to find and encourage support for Arsenal!!! sounds a bit desperate if you need to support your supporters.

Yes, St Totteringhams day, a movable feast but happens most years (except possible not this one ) Normally one of the high points of a gooners season.

And i've just offered a ticket for the derby on sunday - have to rearrange a few things so i can go but hoping and praying i will come back a very happy gooner on sunday evening...

The only high point you mean?

[Gooner Girl]

Tim Payton, spokesman for the Arsenal Supporters Trust (AST), describes it a "a culture shock, a wake-up call for Arsenal fans who have been used to enjoying St Totteringham's Day".

That is the name Arsenal followers jokingly give to the date each season when Spurs cannot mathematically finish above Arsenal.

Unfortunately for them, that holiday looks like it will not be celebrated in 2012 and many of those fans are questioning how it has come to this.

Is this true? St Totteringham's Day??? This bloke's having a larf surely.
And what's the Arsenal Supporters Trust? a fund to find and encourage support for Arsenal!!! sounds a bit desperate if you need to support your supporters.

Yes, St Totteringhams day, a movable feast but happens most years (except possible not this one ) Normally one of the high points of a gooners season.

And i've just offered a ticket for the derby on sunday - have to rearrange a few things so i can go but hoping and praying i will come back a very happy gooner on sunday evening...

The only high point you mean?

I dunno, 6 points a season against Bolton could be classed as a high too for most Arsenal fans

[Annoyed Grunt]

Tim Payton, spokesman for the Arsenal Supporters Trust (AST), describes it a "a culture shock, a wake-up call for Arsenal fans who have been used to enjoying St Totteringham's Day".

That is the name Arsenal followers jokingly give to the date each season when Spurs cannot mathematically finish above Arsenal.

Unfortunately for them, that holiday looks like it will not be celebrated in 2012 and many of those fans are questioning how it has come to this.

Is this true? St Totteringham's Day??? This bloke's having a larf surely.
And what's the Arsenal Supporters Trust? a fund to find and encourage support for Arsenal!!! sounds a bit desperate if you need to support your supporters.

Yes, St Totteringhams day, a movable feast but happens most years (except possible not this one ) Normally one of the high points of a gooners season.

And i've just offered a ticket for the derby on sunday - have to rearrange a few things so i can go but hoping and praying i will come back a very happy gooner on sunday evening...

The only high point you mean?

I dunno, 6 points a season against Bolton could be classed as a high too for most Arsenal fans

Pft....it was only 4 this season

[thebish]

it was only 3 last season...

[Gooner Girl]

it was only 3 last season...

times are hard being a gooner at the moment!

[thebish]

did I just hear on the wireless that Arshavin has buggered off on loan??

[Gooner Girl]

did I just hear on the wireless that Arshavin has buggered off on loan??

Yup. Thank heavens for that. He's gone back to his old club in Russia.

[bobo the clown]

did I just hear on the wireless that Arshavin has buggered off on loan??

Yup. Thank heavens for that. He's gone back to his old club in Russia.

What a strange cameo he had with the Arse.

Seemed like God on Earth for a season & then faded & now he's seen like the worst player ever seen.

How does that happen ??

[Gooner Girl]

did I just hear on the wireless that Arshavin has buggered off on loan??

Yup. Thank heavens for that. He's gone back to his old club in Russia.

What a strange cameo he had with the Arse.

Seemed like God on Earth for a season & then faded & now he's seen like the worst player ever seen.

How does that happen ??

He clearly had the potential - I went and watched him play against Blackburn not that long after he arrived and he was amazing - and who can forget when he scored 4 against Liverpool? But he had a bit of a purple patch and then for several seasons now he's just not done the business. He's lazy, doesn't track back, has a bit of a mouth on him and I'm not that gutted he's gone. Rosicky and Diaby next please. Need to get rid of this dead wood.

[thebish]

did I just hear on the wireless that Arshavin has buggered off on loan??

Yup. Thank heavens for that. He's gone back to his old club in Russia.

What a strange cameo he had with the Arse.

Seemed like God on Earth for a season & then faded & now he's seen like the worst player ever seen.

How does that happen ??

He clearly had the potential - I went and watched him play against Blackburn not that long after he arrived and he was amazing - and who can forget when he scored 4 against Liverpool? But he had a bit of a purple patch and then for several seasons now he's just not done the business. He's lazy, doesn't track back, has a bit of a mouth on him and I'm not that gutted he's gone. Rosicky and Diaby next please. Need to get rid of this dead wood.

everyone except Van Persie (though he'll probably go of his own choice), Oxtail, the unspellable keeper and Wilshere?

[Gooner Girl]

did I just hear on the wireless that Arshavin has buggered off on loan??

Yup. Thank heavens for that. He's gone back to his old club in Russia.

What a strange cameo he had with the Arse.

Seemed like God on Earth for a season & then faded & now he's seen like the worst player ever seen.

How does that happen ??

He clearly had the potential - I went and watched him play against Blackburn not that long after he arrived and he was amazing - and who can forget when he scored 4 against Liverpool? But he had a bit of a purple patch and then for several seasons now he's just not done the business. He's lazy, doesn't track back, has a bit of a mouth on him and I'm not that gutted he's gone. Rosicky and Diaby next please. Need to get rid of this dead wood.

everyone except Van Persie (though he'll probably go of his own choice), Oxtail, the unspellable keeper and Wilshere?

Haha, very droll...

[thebish]

everyone except Van Persie (though he'll probably go of his own choice), Oxtail, the unspellable keeper and Wilshere?

Haha, very droll...

ok - so I was being a bit cheeky...

but surely under dead wood - you'd add Mertesacker, Arteta, Benayoun and Walcott?

[Gooner Girl]

everyone except Van Persie (though he'll probably go of his own choice), Oxtail, the unspellable keeper and Wilshere?

Haha, very droll...

ok - so I was being a bit cheeky...

but surely under dead wood - you'd add Mertesacker, Arteta, Benayoun and Walcott?

No, certainly not Walcott, he will come good. Wouldn't class Arteta in that category either, benyaoun is a sub anyway, not fussed if he goes or stays. Mertesacker am undecided on. Chamakh I would be keen to see the back of and Debilson and bendtners loan deals made permenant...

[thebish]

ok - so I was being a bit cheeky...

but surely under dead wood - you'd add Mertesacker, Arteta, Benayoun and Walcott?

No, certainly not Walcott, he will come good. Wouldn't class Arteta in that category either, benyaoun is a sub anyway, not fussed if he goes or stays. Mertesacker am undecided on. Chamakh I would be keen to see the back of and Debilson and bendtners loan deals made permenant...

ahh yess - how could I have forgotten Chamakh!!

Walcott will come good = this is Vaz Te's season!

[Bruce Rioja]

No, certainly not Walcott, he will come good. Wouldn't class Arteta in that category either, benyaoun is a sub anyway, not fussed if he goes or stays. Mertesacker am undecided on. Chamakh I would be keen to see the back of and Debilson and bendtners loan deals made permenant...

Would you not want shot of that rubbish goalie too (Aluminium or whatever he's called)? I know you've got got a goodun in now but if he gets injured you're a bit stumped.

[Gooner Girl]

No, certainly not Walcott, he will come good. Wouldn't class Arteta in that category either, benyaoun is a sub anyway, not fussed if he goes or stays. Mertesacker am undecided on. Chamakh I would be keen to see the back of and Debilson and bendtners loan deals made permenant...

Would you not want shot of that rubbish goalie too (Aluminium or whatever he's called)? I know you've got got a goodun in now but if he gets injured you're a bit stumped.

Fabianski is our second choice keeper now!