Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by boltonboris » Tue May 01, 2012 9:10 am

Not the best replacement, is he?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 02, 2012 7:20 pm

Sol Campbell's retired. As opposed to what? :conf:
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Post by thebish » Sat May 05, 2012 3:00 pm

BBC wrote:Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is absolutely fuming. He storms towards the Norwich bench, barely manages a handshake with opposite number Paul Lambert and then stomps down the tunnel.
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but - Wenger really should sort out this petulance when they don't win... it really doesn't look good...

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat May 05, 2012 3:08 pm

Big game for Spurs away at Villa....win and go above Arsenal.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon May 07, 2012 7:46 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Big game for Spurs away at Villa....win and go above Arsenal.

And they screw that one up! I feel sorry for GG. She stilll doesn't know if she's going to have to jog around Sussex tits out from one minute to the next.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon May 07, 2012 4:14 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Big game for Spurs away at Villa....win and go above Arsenal.

And they screw that one up! I feel sorry for GG. She stilll doesn't know if she's going to have to jog around Sussex tits out from one minute to the next.
Is that why she's not been around for a few days? She on the sun beds and getting all the bits and bobs spruced up?
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Post by thebish » Mon May 07, 2012 4:19 pm

it also turns out that Wenger's famous parsimony about players' wages doesn't extend to his own wages... he is the highest paid manager in the premiership - £7,500,000 a year - and fourth highest paid manager in the world...

as he might say... "how can you be expected to compete when clubs are prepared to pay these extraordinary wages...."

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Post by boltonboris » Mon May 07, 2012 5:10 pm

Jesus.. No wonder he doesn't spend the money that's offered to him.. Because when he inevitably fails again despite splashing out (coupled with those wages) he might have to actually become accountable!
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Post by Wandering Willy » Mon May 07, 2012 5:51 pm

You'd think he'd buy a decent anorak.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat May 12, 2012 9:31 am

Ok, so I know it's not as important as your game tomorrow,but I'm starting to get jittery. I can almost take a season where we don't win trophies (getting kinda used to that... :-() but to finish below spurs would just be awful, the amount of stick I would get. Obviously if we win tomorrow then it's all good but if we don't... I have a horrible feeling we will draw, they will win and they will finish above us.

St Totteringhams day should have been celebrated weeks, if not months ago. To leave it this late... Well I'm more pissed off with Wenger and the players about this then anything else really.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sat May 12, 2012 9:43 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Ok, so I know it's not as important as your game tomorrow,but I'm starting to get jittery. I can almost take a season where we don't win trophies (getting kinda used to that... :-() but to finish below spurs would just be awful, the amount of stick I would get. Obviously if we win tomorrow then it's all good but if we don't... I have a horrible feeling we will draw, they will win and they will finish above us.

St Totteringhams day should have been celebrated weeks, if not months ago. To leave it this late... Well I'm more pissed off with Wenger and the players about this then anything else really.
You'll be getting a bit more than jittery if Spurs finish above the Arse. :)
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat May 12, 2012 10:02 am

Wandering Willy wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Ok, so I know it's not as important as your game tomorrow,but I'm starting to get jittery. I can almost take a season where we don't win trophies (getting kinda used to that... :-() but to finish below spurs would just be awful, the amount of stick I would get. Obviously if we win tomorrow then it's all good but if we don't... I have a horrible feeling we will draw, they will win and they will finish above us.

St Totteringhams day should have been celebrated weeks, if not months ago. To leave it this late... Well I'm more pissed off with Wenger and the players about this then anything else really.
You'll be getting a bit more than jittery if Spurs finish above the Arse. :)
Was rather hoping you lot might have forgotten about that rash promise! :D

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 12, 2012 10:21 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Was rather hoping you lot might have forgotten about that rash promise! :D
Nope. It's a sell-out. ;)
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun May 13, 2012 7:14 am

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun May 13, 2012 7:40 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:The engine is running and the satnav is fired up.
:D good to know you're optimistic about our chances today Zulu!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun May 13, 2012 3:55 pm

Not a happy gooner right now. :(

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Post by jaffka » Sun May 13, 2012 4:00 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Not a happy gooner right now. :(
No offence but at the moment with far more matters closer to home at the fore front, I could not give a damn.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun May 13, 2012 4:01 pm

jaffka wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Not a happy gooner right now. :(
No offence but at the moment with far more matters closer to home at the fore front, I could not give a damn.
Well don't open a thread about Arsenal then! Muppet! ;) Good luck for the second half.

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Post by thebish » Sun May 13, 2012 4:03 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Not a happy gooner right now. :(
fingers crossed for you hun...

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by thebish » Sun May 13, 2012 4:15 pm

seems it worked - 3-2 arsenal.... no naked streaking today...

we're going down again though :-(

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