What are you watching tonight?

[Gary the Enfield]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

[Annoyed Grunt]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

[Gooner Girl]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

[Annoyed Grunt]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

[Gooner Girl]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

You don't anyway, you're always glued to the telly. do you have man boobs?!

[TANGODANCER]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

And if women had them at the back every straight male would take up ballroom dancing.

Can't stand Willy Wobbly and that vacant bovine stare at the camera. Have my share.

[Annoyed Grunt]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

You don't anyway, you're always glued to the telly. do you have man boobs?!

[Gooner Girl]

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

You don't anyway, you're always glued to the telly. do you have man boobs?!

Hit a raw nerve did I?!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Not at all....a trim 12 & half stone.

[Gary the Enfield]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

And if women had them at the back every straight male would take up ballroom dancing.

Can't stand Willy Wobbly and that vacant bovine stare at the camera. Have my share.

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.

And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

[Annoyed Grunt]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Why are most men obsessed with big boobs? Is it the novelty factor? Because you have never had them yourself?!

And if women had them at the back every straight male would take up ballroom dancing.

Can't stand Willy Wobbly and that vacant bovine stare at the camera. Have my share.

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.

And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

But not when they look like spaniels ears, though.

[Gooner Girl]

And if women had them at the back every straight male would take up ballroom dancing.

Can't stand Willy Wobbly and that vacant bovine stare at the camera. Have my share.

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.

And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

But not when they look like spaniels ears, though.

*Checks down my vest top nervously...

[Annoyed Grunt]

And if women had them at the back every straight male would take up ballroom dancing.

Can't stand Willy Wobbly and that vacant bovine stare at the camera. Have my share.

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.

And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

But not when they look like spaniels ears, though.

*Checks down my vest top nervously...

[Bruce Rioja]

And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

See, this is where I differ from my fellow man. I much prefer a nice bum on a girl, and I also prefer small, pert boobies.

[TANGODANCER]

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.
And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

Now if you'd said Audrey Tatou or Keira Knightley.......

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.
And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

Now if you'd said Audrey Tatou or Keira Knightley.......

Pretty women, but distinct lack of cleavage.

[TANGODANCER]

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.
And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

Now if you'd said Audrey Tatou or Keira Knightley.......

Pretty women, but distinct lack of cleavage.

Each to his own.

[Burnden Paddock]

The Voice on BBC1 now.

Holly Willoughbooby! Wow!

She wears them well.

Doesn't she just! We are still on 'The Cube Celebrity Special' here. God, how I hate this programme. Still have 'The Voice' and BGT to go. At least I have Holly to look at. Deniece Lewis on 'The Cube' ain't half bad to look at either.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why thank you kind sir. I might just.
And GG? Yes, we are obsessed with boobs.

Now if you'd said Audrey Tatou or Keira Knightley.......

Pretty women, but distinct lack of cleavage.

Each to his own.

Don't get me wrong....I still would.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Transporter 3.....not everyone's cup of tea.