Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

[Gooner Girl]

seems it worked - 3-2 arsenal.... no naked streaking today...

Thanks hun, yes it did and the whole of Mid Sussex (and Bolton) will be relieved to hear my undies are staying on.

I realise none of you (except Bish) give a toss about Arsenal (or our league position) right now, but wanted to mention the legend that is Pat Rice - retiring today after years and years of service to the club. He'll be missed, but hoping Stevie Bould will step in and fill his shoes...

[jaffka]

seems it worked - 3-2 arsenal.... no naked streaking today...

Thanks hun, yes it did and the whole of Mid Sussex (and Bolton) will be relieved to hear my undies are staying on.

I realise none of you (except Bish) give a toss about Arsenal (or our league position) right now, but wanted to mention the legend that is Pat Rice - retiring today after years and years of service to the club. He'll be missed, but hoping Stevie Bould will step in and fill his shoes...

Well done to Arsenal

As you can see we are on a bit of downer, so anychance of quick pick me up

[Gooner Girl]

seems it worked - 3-2 arsenal.... no naked streaking today...

Thanks hun, yes it did and the whole of Mid Sussex (and Bolton) will be relieved to hear my undies are staying on.

I realise none of you (except Bish) give a toss about Arsenal (or our league position) right now, but wanted to mention the legend that is Pat Rice - retiring today after years and years of service to the club. He'll be missed, but hoping Stevie Bould will step in and fill his shoes...

Well done to Arsenal

As you can see we are on a bit of downer, so anychance of quick pick me up

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

[jaffka]

seems it worked - 3-2 arsenal.... no naked streaking today...

Thanks hun, yes it did and the whole of Mid Sussex (and Bolton) will be relieved to hear my undies are staying on.

I realise none of you (except Bish) give a toss about Arsenal (or our league position) right now, but wanted to mention the legend that is Pat Rice - retiring today after years and years of service to the club. He'll be missed, but hoping Stevie Bould will step in and fill his shoes...

Well done to Arsenal

As you can see we are on a bit of downer, so anychance of quick pick me up

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

A day that promised so much, which went so wrong

[Gooner Girl]

Well done to Arsenal

As you can see we are on a bit of downer, so anychance of quick pick me up

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

A day that promised so much, which went so wrong

Ok, this will cheer you up, i know it did me.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... hra-830189" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[jaffka]

Well done to Arsenal

As you can see we are on a bit of downer, so anychance of quick pick me up

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

A day that promised so much, which went so wrong

Ok, this will cheer you up, i know it did me.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... hra-830189" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

No silver linings with you then

[Gooner Girl]

Well done to Arsenal

As you can see we are on a bit of downer, so anychance of quick pick me up

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

A day that promised so much, which went so wrong

Ok, this will cheer you up, i know it did me.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... hra-830189" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

No silver linings with you then

You didn;t say please! Or clarify what you wanted.

[thebish]

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

[Gooner Girl]

What would you like? I have 2 sets of Bolton Wanderes toddler cutlery going spare if that would cheer you up?!

I was teasing hun! though still not sure I can bring myself to let the twins use them!

[Prufrock]

We get relegated. And no tits.

Thanks, god.

[jaffka]

We get relegated. And no tits.

Thanks, god.

feck me pru are you sure that you got that one the right way round?

[Prufrock]

If he is real, he is a cruel mother-licker.

Happen GG will take pity on us. But probably not. As is her right. She won her wager.

[Gooner Girl]

If he is real, he is a cruel mother-licker.

Happen GG will take pity on us. But probably not. As is her right. She won her wager.

I really can't see how a pic of me in my bikini could ease your pain, unless you want a good laugh?!

[jaffka]

If he is real, he is a cruel mother-licker.

Happen GG will take pity on us. But probably not. As is her right. She won her wager.

I really can't see how a pic of me in my bikini could ease your pain, unless you want a good laugh?!

Cos your top drawer crumpet, so how about it then?

[Gooner Girl]

If he is real, he is a cruel mother-licker.

Happen GG will take pity on us. But probably not. As is her right. She won her wager.

I really can't see how a pic of me in my bikini could ease your pain, unless you want a good laugh?!

Cos your top drawer crumpet, so how about it then?

Haha, charmer! You almost convinced me...

You do know you can google quickly and there will be far better looking women then i in bikinis? (And with far bigger boobs!)

[jaffka]

If he is real, he is a cruel mother-licker.

Happen GG will take pity on us. But probably not. As is her right. She won her wager.

I really can't see how a pic of me in my bikini could ease your pain, unless you want a good laugh?!

Cos your top drawer crumpet, so how about it then?

Haha, charmer! You almost convinced me...

You do know you can google quickly and there will be far better looking women then i in bikinis? (And with far bigger boobs!)

See I always new that you liked me, you were just playing hard to get when you told me I was awful

[Gooner Girl]

Cos your top drawer crumpet, so how about it then?

Haha, charmer! You almost convinced me...

You do know you can google quickly and there will be far better looking women then i in bikinis? (And with far bigger boobs!)

See I always new that you liked me, you were just playing hard to get when you told me I was awful

You make me smile Jaffka....

[jaffka]

Cos your top drawer crumpet, so how about it then?

Haha, charmer! You almost convinced me...

You do know you can google quickly and there will be far better looking women then i in bikinis? (And with far bigger boobs!)

See I always new that you liked me, you were just playing hard to get when you told me I was awful

You make me smile Jaffka....

Great

Now about those photos for the lads

[Gooner Girl]

If i posted one would you shut up?!

[jaffka]

If i posted one would you shut up?!

You are so feisty, it is part of the attraction.