Today I'm happy about......

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Certainly, in fact i'll even bring my long poking device.

Well that will just make it laugh!

Stop it eating your eggs though won't it...

I'll let you know if I get that desperate

If i had a pound for evertime a girl's told me that...

*counts loose change in pocket*

Hmmm £18.40...

(i think the 40p was from my wife)

[Gooner Girl]

Certainly, in fact i'll even bring my long poking device.

Well that will just make it laugh!

Stop it eating your eggs though won't it...

I'll let you know if I get that desperate

If i had a pound for evertime a girl's told me that...

*counts loose change in pocket*

Hmmm £18.40...

(i think the 40p was from my wife)

surprised its so little really

[ohjimmyjimmy]

So little..? Have you not seen my new speedboat outside?

[CrazyHorse]

Half day Friday.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Do they still nick your milk on half day friday?

[CrazyHorse]

I've started robbing someone else's from in there as payback.
Despite this I can maintain the moral high ground because although I may be a thieving twt, I'm not a thieving scouse twt.

[Verbal]

Start my new job tomorrow

Also, tax rebate of 750 quid. Oh aye.

[Bruce Rioja]

Do they still nick your milk on half day friday?

Only the semi-skimmed.

[TANGODANCER]

Couple of days late; meant to post on Sunday and forgot. Got a Father's Day card off youngest son. It said: " Saw this terrific Fathere's Day Card and thought it was just right for you. But it was £3 so I got you this one instead".

Raised a grin.

[Bruce Rioja]

Couple of days late; meant to post on Sunday and forgot. Got a Father's Day card off youngest son. It said: " Saw this terrific Fathere's Day Card and thought it was just right for you. But it was £3 so I got you this one instead".

Raised a grin.

[thebish]

[William the White]

Couple of days late; meant to post on Sunday and forgot. Got a Father's Day card off youngest son. It said: " Saw this terrific Fathere's Day Card and thought it was just right for you. But it was £3 so I got you this one instead".

Raised a grin.

Congrats, Tango... I have three daughters, two sons...

Daughters always send cards... Sons hardly ever...

[TANGODANCER]

Couple of days late; meant to post on Sunday and forgot. Got a Father's Day card off youngest son. It said: " Saw this terrific Fathere's Day Card and thought it was just right for you. But it was £3 so I got you this one instead".

Raised a grin.

Congrats, Tango... I have three daughters, two sons...

Daughters always send cards... Sons hardly ever...

Three children, three step children. Sum total: Cards off two daughters, text off one. Card off youngest son, text off eldest in California and a "forgot". Also got a card from my grand daughter who never forgets anything.

[bobo the clown]

Sainsbury's Supermarket, Chester.
A brief overheard Conversation between a couple aged approx. early 30's.
Clearly a relatively new relationship.

She - " .... oh, these are good value (holding up a bag of mixed peppers, 'value' range) ..... do you like pepper soup ?"

He - a look of confusion .... " .... I dunno"

She - an equal look of confusion is returned. She puts the packet in the basket.

......

I see them again as we pass on the next corridor. He returns to her and shows her some product he is clearly delighted to have found. A double pack of Ginster's Pasties.

Again a look of confusion on her face as he develops a bit of a swagger

.........

5 minutes later, he is now carrying (as she only has a basket) two boxes of 15 'Gold Lagers'. She has just placed a 4 pack of diet tonic into the basket.


I'll let you know when the wedding is guys !!

[clapton is god]

6.45am in Chorlton as the Olympic Torch procession passes through. Thousands of people lining the streets in poor weather. Well done Manchester!

[Worthy4England]

6.45am in Chorlton

They'll have still been out "robbing each other" at that time in the morning. No surprise there was lots of them!

[Verbal]

Winning the pub quiz tonight...fifty beer tokens for next week

sample question...what is the only ten-letter anagram of the word MICRONESIA?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Winning the pub quiz tonight...fifty beer tokens for next week

sample question...what is the only ten-letter anagram of the word MICRONESIA?

I would go with the plural of the way some of the exchanges on this site are conducted with (although I don't think I've ever heard it used in the plural).
Acrimonies

[clapton is god]

Yep, I think Monty has it there (in white). I also got it but I cheated and used an on-line anagram solver

[bobo the clown]

Winning the pub quiz tonight...fifty beer tokens for next week

sample question...what is the only ten-letter anagram of the word MICRONESIA?

I would go with the plural of the way some of the exchanges on this site are conducted with (although I don't think I've ever heard it used in the plural).
Acrimonies

Something to due with not liking paying money to the ex I think !!