Ambitious Blackburn

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by boltonboris » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:23 pm

That's clearly b**locks.

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:27 pm

boltonboris wrote:That's clearly b**locks.

Like you have mates!
Soooo what your saying is Blackburn will be champions then?

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by jaffka » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:01 pm

I think that they are really gambling on getting promoted, if they dont then they will be fecked.

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:48 pm

Bloody hell. It's true what they get up to when they're not abusing Steve Keane :shock:

Man charged with having sex with horse

2:56pm Monday 9th July 2012 in News
A Blackburn man will appear in court later this month charged with having sex with a horse in a field at Oswaldtwistle.

Grzegorz Suliga, 39, of Worchester Road, Blackburn, has been bailed to appear at Blackburn Magistrates Court on July 27.
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:15 pm

The question is, just what was Sarah Jessica Parker doing in Oswaldtwistle in the first place??

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:20 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Bloody hell. It's true what they get up to when they're not abusing Steve Keane :shock:

Man charged with having sex with horse

2:56pm Monday 9th July 2012 in News
A Blackburn man will appear in court later this month charged with having sex with a horse in a field at Oswaldtwistle.

Grzegorz Suliga, 39, of Worchester Road, Blackburn, has been bailed to appear at Blackburn Magistrates Court on July 27.
Not, however, from an old Lancastrian family one assumes - the accused, that is, I don't know about the horse..
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:45 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote: Not, however, from an old Lancastrian family one assumes - the accused, that is, I don't know about the horse..
Under the circumstances did would you give your real name though?
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:16 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: Not, however, from an old Lancastrian family one assumes - the accused, that is, I don't know about the horse..
Under the circumstances did would you give your real name though?
:D Naturally not, but I wouldn't choose something I couldn't pronounce - I'd go with Bruce Rioja.... (and I have an alibi btw).
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:22 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: Not, however, from an old Lancastrian family one assumes - the accused, that is, I don't know about the horse..
Under the circumstances did would you give your real name though?
:D Naturally not, but I wouldn't choose something I couldn't pronounce - I'd go with Bruce Rioja.... (and I have an alibi btw).
You've had a mare there, Monty. ;)
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Puskas » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: Not, however, from an old Lancastrian family one assumes - the accused, that is, I don't know about the horse..
Under the circumstances did would you give your real name though?
:D Naturally not, but I wouldn't choose something I couldn't pronounce - I'd go with Bruce Rioja.... (and I have an alibi btw).
You've had a mare there, Monty. ;)
I believe the chap's being up to this behaviour for rather a long time - f*cking donkeys, in fact...
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:52 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Bloody hell. It's true what they get up to when they're not abusing Steve Keane :shock:

Man charged with having sex with horse

2:56pm Monday 9th July 2012 in News
A Blackburn man will appear in court later this month charged with having sex with a horse in a field at Oswaldtwistle.

Grzegorz Suliga, 39, of Worchester Road, Blackburn, has been bailed to appear at Blackburn Magistrates Court on July 27.
Not, however, from an old Lancastrian family one assumes - the accused, that is, I don't know about the horse..
He had to come a long way to find somewhere this was believed to be acceptable.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:25 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:The question is, just what was Sarah Jessica Parker doing in Oswaldtwistle in the first place??
Coulda been worse. Coulda been Amy Winehouse. Now that really would be flogging a dead horse
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:44 pm

Hoboh wrote:
boltonboris wrote:That's clearly b**locks.

Like you have mates!
Soooo what your saying is Blackburn will be champions then?
that what he thinks not me, i think that a suggestion is :crazy:
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:11 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:The question is, just what was Sarah Jessica Parker doing in Oswaldtwistle in the first place??
Coulda been worse. Coulda been Amy Winehouse. Now that really would be flogging a dead horse

Well I reckon it's CAPS. He's taken up running recently and he's made no secret of the fact he has designs on a GG.

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:28 pm

Who looks like a horse?

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:29 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Who looks like a horse?
Nooooo. That'd be Crazy !
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by Puskas » Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:58 am

bobo the clown wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:Who looks like a horse?
Nooooo. That'd be Crazy !
"Nooo"? Surely you mean "nay"?

Anyway, the lad's just after a stable relationship.
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:08 am

Dont know why...she'd just nag him all the time.

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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by boltonboris » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:10 am

Decent bit of tail, I heard
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Re: Ambitious Blackburn

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:22 am

boltonboris wrote:Decent bit of tail, I heard
Tut tut...not at the races today, are you.

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